Collegiate School - Torch Yearbook (Richmond, VA)

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Why of course, replied Elizabeth. Buy Wise - Slenderizeln Panicl squawked a very red face that had just sprawled headlong into the caviar. The congregation gasped in amazement to see Ann Huxley, prominent Virginia poet, sitting atop a plate of sandwiches. She soon, however, regained both balance and dignity and resumed her conversation with the gay young divorcee, jane X. It should be here noted that X is not her real name, but after the third husband Miss Durham assumed this to give her an added air of mystery, and to avoid confusion. Miss X, who is head of the Virginia Poetry Society, was discussing Miss Huxley's latest Poem, l'0n First Looking Into Chapmans Hockey. Bernadine, Bernadette, Bernice, and just plain Bernard escorted in their mother, the matronly Mrs. Mary Reid Beanblossom. Mrs. B., soon after her biology course at Collegiate, began raising shrimp, children, and blood pressure, and is today a prominent horticulturist in Virginia. We hnd her peering over her pince-nez at Jeanne Hervey, who arrived breathlessly from the gala opening of Jolly jeanne's Pool Hallf, This is only a branch of her already thriving establishment on Henri Road. Hallelujah, Brethren, chanted out social worker, Katherine Williams, who never misses an opportunity to hold a session. At any gathering she immediately passes around a collection plate while singing 'That Old Rotten Sheet. A blast of trumpets announced the arrival of that daring vocalist and bubble dancer, Miss Sally Montgomery. It is rumored that she was otferediall the gold in Fort Knox for a single performance, but replied in a wistful tone, Skip it. lt's not Sylvie! Drifting among the guests, we find one of our most intriguing characters, Hopalong Wharton. Lonesome jane, as she is called by her good friends, lives now at the Broken Bones Inn and is the art adviser of the new movie, Thud, I'm a Many Splintered Thing. Also, among the guests was Admiral Anne McCrackle the hrs-t lady Admiral in the U. S. Navy. Admiral McCrackle is in charge of the Misery Department at Bainbridge, Maryland, and has just succeeded in abolishing crew cuts for Navy recruits. Miss Cary Spicer left the party in a hurry to put through a call to Maryland. In her hasty exit she almost knocked over Mrs. Harris Hemingway, the, game hunter. We have yet to find out just what type of game she hunts, but it is an established fact that she hunts. just as the party was about to end Champ Boberts came riding upon the Lady Wonder Horse. Champ thwarted the horse's predictions by staying single and now runs a beauty shop for Champ's'Chubby Chums. Behind Champ we End her faithful customer, Daily Holmes. Daily was the first to gointo Champ's salon as Daily and come out Small. As we leave we hear Daily shouting her classic remark, Ulim gonna get my driverls license tomorrow. 36 K

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