Collegiate School - Torch Yearbook (Richmond, VA)

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THE D ILY TIME VOLUME I MARCH 17, 1933 NUNIBER I Are You A wkward? Then learn to dance, Dancers are asked everywhere. Apply ROBIN'S STUDIO QThe name has nothing to do with the pricej JOKES THAT MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD LAUGH HCHAPIN JOKE BOOK Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cultivate Your Voice You never can tell what your talent is until you try yourself out. Redured Lesson.: by Famous Alto Miss LAVERNA HARLAN LEARN TO MAKE YOURSELF BEAUTIFUL Others Have Been Successful. WRITE AT ONCE FOR AN ILLUSTRATED BOOKLET ON Hofw to Be Beautiful Buy a jar of Robertson Beauty Cream without delay. BUY MY RECENTLY INVENTED MARCEL WAVER Now Selling at Half Price at All Hardware Stores. Take Ilfy Hair for Example lNOUGI'I SAID BE SURE IT BEARS THIS TRADE-MARK UFRAN CES WILLIAMS MISS SPRINKEL ON HOW to Be Popular Take One Monthis Course and you will learn what some never learn in a lifetime. Private Lessons in MAKING EYES MISS BURBANK Guaranteed If not Jati.tfariory your money fwzll be refunded. Tennis is the Greatest Game on Earth, Says Miss BATTLE, Famous Star Talce lessons now. Learn while you are young. It may be your talent. Join my Satur- day morning class, and be ll champion overnight. BEE A SUCKCESS! You are judged by your leters. Don'te mal: misstakes- masster the fundementals of leter writin in one lesson. M. BATES On Correspondence DRAW PICTURES fAND A cooo SALARYQ Be a cartoonist. Choose your subjects from your friends. BELVIN COURSE IN CARTOONING RUEGER 85 BARKER Instruction in M1lSiC GUARANTEED TO LEARN IN TWO LESSONS fOver Woolworthls New Five and Dime Store.j How to Get Thin YOU MUST REDUCE The quicker! possible way- is to follow my instructions. Get an appointment with MISS A. E. GREGORY and have a demon- stration of Before and zlfter. May Third is the Day Set for the Very Important EIGHT HUNDRED AND FORTY-YARD DASH The participants this year are, so far: Frances Patterson, Mabel Straus, Judith Sampson, and Elizabeth Hord. They Will start from the monument and run to Byrd Park. Buy THE TORCH of '24, and see the result of this Annual Race