Collegiate School - Dutchman Yearbook (New York, NY)

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HASTINGS Sara Morzsa I AM LITTLE, BUT I AM LOUD Born December 12, 1894 Entered 19o6 Class Basketball Team, 1911, 1912 Baseball Team, IQI2 Hockey Team, IQIOYII, 1911-12 Tennis Team, IOI2 Treasurer of Athletic Ass'n, 191 I-I2 Public Debate, 1911, 1912 Dutchman Board, 1912 Enters Harvard Morse is the little fellow with the terrible jokes. It is really awful for the teachers and pupils that happen to be in the same room when a particularly bad one comes out. If it happens to be a cold day when the windows are opened to let in fresh air Cit is a rule of the school that all rooms be aired after a joke over twenty years old has been pulled offnj, the students freeze. If it is a hot day, the heroes have to suffer. Morse was even once known to spring one that prostrated himself. The joke which made Milwaukee famous is given below. It is guaranteed not to be more than fifty years old. Here it is: No matter how hungry a horse may be, he will never eat a bit. If you can't analyze this, a map will be furnished on application. 27

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ARTHUR HARTT JACKSON B15 Nor RIGHTEOUS 0vERMUC11 Born April 1, 1894 Entered 1902 Class Delegate to Athletic Ass'n, 1902-03, 1903- 04, 1907-08, 1908-09, 1909-10 Class Basketball Team, Captain, 1910, 1911, IQIZ Fourth Basketball Team, 1905-06, 1906-07g Manager, 1905-06, 1906-07 Third Basketball Team, 1907-08 Second Basketball Team, Captain, 1908-09 First Basketball Team, 1909-10, 1910-1 1 Captain, IQII-I2 Second Baseball Team, Captain, 1908 First Baseball Team, 1909, 1911 Hockey Team, 1910-11, 1911-12 Tennis Team, 1908, 1909, 1910: Captain, IQI 1, 1912 Vice-President Athletic Ass'n, 191 1-12 Class President, 1908-09, 1910-11 Class Secretary and Treasurer, 1911-I2 Public Debate, 1911, 1912 Musical Club, 1908-09, 1910-11 Dance Committee, IQII-I2 Captain of the Orange, 1911-12 Enters Princeton When one hears the name Jackson, one instantly associates it with feet. Arthur has delicate canal boats-approximately elevens and a half, but the exact size is not known and cannot be found with the present system of measuring. When some one ran off with a pair of his shoes one day, all awaited with impatience to learn how they would be brought back. Some one suggested putting wheels on and making a runabout, but, on second consideration this, was thought to be too small to fit the shoes, and a touring-car was substituted. The shoes, however, were not returned at all, and the probabilities are that the thief became lost in them. 26

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CHARLES Srorr OAKLEY, JR. A WISE MAN IS NOT ALXVAYS GRIi.'X'I'H Born january 27, I8Q.1. Entered IQ05 Class Basketball Team, 1910, IQII, 1912 Fourth Basketball Team, 1908409 Third Basketball Team, IQOSYOQ, IQO9' I0 First Basketball Team, 1910-11, 1911-12 Manager of Baseball Team, IQI2 Secretary of Athletic Ass'n, 1910-1 1 President of Athletic Ass'n, 191 I'-I2 Public Debate, 1911, 1912 Dutchman Board, Business Manager, 1912 Enters Williams Oakley is one of those mild-looking fellows from the outside, but when you once get in-well, let it sutlice to say that he is not entirely as docile as he looks. Although he is very handsome CFD, nevertheless he gets in with the girls in some manner, and almost any pleasant afternoon he may be seen peregrinating in pedestrian excursion along the great highway of Broadway, closely con- nected to at least two of the weaker sex. Besides this sportive tendency, Charlie inclines slightly towards stubbornness. Sometimes when hc has been a naughty boy, or has misbehaved in some harmless manner, and is asked to write out a page of Latin, he flatly refuses, and so intimidates the instructor that he withdraws the sentence. 28