Collegiate School - Dutchman Yearbook (New York, NY)

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ARTHUR HARTT JACKSON B15 Nor RIGHTEOUS 0vERMUC11 Born April 1, 1894 Entered 1902 Class Delegate to Athletic Ass'n, 1902-03, 1903- 04, 1907-08, 1908-09, 1909-10 Class Basketball Team, Captain, 1910, 1911, IQIZ Fourth Basketball Team, 1905-06, 1906-07g Manager, 1905-06, 1906-07 Third Basketball Team, 1907-08 Second Basketball Team, Captain, 1908-09 First Basketball Team, 1909-10, 1910-1 1 Captain, IQII-I2 Second Baseball Team, Captain, 1908 First Baseball Team, 1909, 1911 Hockey Team, 1910-11, 1911-12 Tennis Team, 1908, 1909, 1910: Captain, IQI 1, 1912 Vice-President Athletic Ass'n, 191 1-12 Class President, 1908-09, 1910-11 Class Secretary and Treasurer, 1911-I2 Public Debate, 1911, 1912 Musical Club, 1908-09, 1910-11 Dance Committee, IQII-I2 Captain of the Orange, 1911-12 Enters Princeton When one hears the name Jackson, one instantly associates it with feet. Arthur has delicate canal boats-approximately elevens and a half, but the exact size is not known and cannot be found with the present system of measuring. When some one ran off with a pair of his shoes one day, all awaited with impatience to learn how they would be brought back. Some one suggested putting wheels on and making a runabout, but, on second consideration this, was thought to be too small to fit the shoes, and a touring-car was substituted. The shoes, however, were not returned at all, and the probabilities are that the thief became lost in them. 26

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LoU1s CARREAU HE WAS A MAN OF UNBOUNDED STOMACH Born September, 24, 1894 Entered 1900 Class Basketball Team, 1910, 1911, 1912 Third Basketball Team, 1909-10 Second Basketball Team, IQII-I2 Manager Fourth Basketball Team, 1910-1 1 Manager First Basketball Team, 191 IYIZ Second Baseball Team, IQI 1 Hockey Team, 1910-11, 1911-12 Chairman of Dance Committee, IQI I-I2 Dutchman Board, IQIIQ Editor-in-Chief, 1912 Enters Business Although our class is matchless, we have one toothpick-Carreaug and he may make a good match yet. His front name is Louis, and sometimes, when there are thirteen at a party and he is asked in, he is called Louis XIV. He is fond of fairs-both of fair girls and girls' fairs, and he fares well at all of them. His prolonged calls on so many fairs and the slimness of the fare at the other fairs probably account for his length and leanness. This, however, is none of my affair. Despite his thinness, Curly has got any horse beaten a mile when it comes to eating. He was once known to have eaten four whole chickens at one sitting and then to have had the nerve to take one to a dance and dance the turkey trot. 25

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HASTINGS Sara Morzsa I AM LITTLE, BUT I AM LOUD Born December 12, 1894 Entered 19o6 Class Basketball Team, 1911, 1912 Baseball Team, IQI2 Hockey Team, IQIOYII, 1911-12 Tennis Team, IOI2 Treasurer of Athletic Ass'n, 191 I-I2 Public Debate, 1911, 1912 Dutchman Board, 1912 Enters Harvard Morse is the little fellow with the terrible jokes. It is really awful for the teachers and pupils that happen to be in the same room when a particularly bad one comes out. If it happens to be a cold day when the windows are opened to let in fresh air Cit is a rule of the school that all rooms be aired after a joke over twenty years old has been pulled offnj, the students freeze. If it is a hot day, the heroes have to suffer. Morse was even once known to spring one that prostrated himself. The joke which made Milwaukee famous is given below. It is guaranteed not to be more than fifty years old. Here it is: No matter how hungry a horse may be, he will never eat a bit. If you can't analyze this, a map will be furnished on application. 27