Collegiate School - Dutchman Yearbook (New York, NY)

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VIII Oakley's the one I 'rn now going to flay, And he must abide by what I say His character is, for it might be worse Than that which is written within this verse. In his studies we know he is very bright, And has to study such a little mite: But, when in the street, and he once sees a skirt, Well,-we know he 's a terrible flirt. IX Stilwell's the last, but not the least. He surely will never be a priestg He 's baseball captain, and other things too. And he smokes cigarettes, but he does n't chew. With the girls he, too, is not very slow And several we know of have him for a beau. He is very good-natured, and lots of fun, And especially so when he is chewing gum. With these poor lines I sadly close And trust that I in peace may repose, And not be censured by those the most Whom within these lines I so rudely roast.

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IV The next in order in the line, Is Broadhurst, rarely found on time. And yet I 'm told, there are some days In which he does n't come out of the daze Into which he fell the night before In some cafe or dancing iioor. This does not mean that Broadhurst boozes, Oh horrors, no!!! He only snoozes. VI Now Jackson, the tall, before me standsg His height is almost nineteen hands. In basketball he 's quite the cheese, But hockey makes him weak in the knees. His teacher thinks he 's hard to teach, His brain, you see, is out of reach, In spite of this, he 's a terrible grind As hard a one as you 'll ever find, V The victim who now before me begs, Is one extremely long of legs, And, though history fits him like a coat, 'T is math, that always gets his goat. Carreau is fond of girls, I think, For often we see him at the rink, Skating with one far below his size Who came not merely for exercise. VII I hear a pun that sets me wild, I look around and see a childg It 's Morse who has made the awful joke'- And on some of them we wish he 'd choke He 's the biggest kid in all the bunch And he 's never quiet except at lunch, He dances, and skips, and hops, and sings With never a thought of serious things.

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