College of New Rochelle - Annales Yearbook (New Rochelle, NY)

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I t’s Ursula Hall. The sleepy-eyed col¬ lege student lethar¬ gically ambles into the bathroom to start her day. The unsuspecting victim is innocently trying to regain con¬ sciousness when, with¬ out warning, it hap¬ pens. THE FLUSH! Scalding water rushes through the shower head. The victim is mo¬ mentarily stunned. She throws her body jj against the wall for pro- ' tection but the damage j has been done. Her once soft, supple | scalp now begins to ; steam like a whistling tea kettle. Though in excruciating pain, the victim manages to | muster the strength to launch a verbal barrage at the offender. More often than not, these comments fall on deaf i cars. The perpetrator flees the scene of the crime before a positive identification can be made. The victim then l proceeds to dry herself off, apply some burn ! cream to her smolder¬ ing scalp and vow that | one day, no matter | what it takes, she will I hunt down this inhu¬ mane criminal, estab¬ lish this person’s show- er time and Flush and Flush and Flush ... “We’re doing this for the cam era. We really hate each other.’ 2oyi — Ursula

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Maura’s R.A. staff (without Karenann)

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Just like Charmin! URSULA ept. 21 — An 8 p.m, fire drill was sched¬ uled for Ursula Hall, so it wouldn’t interefere with the hit ABC show “Moon¬ lighting” at 9 p.m. However, that night, ABC chose to show the first epi¬ sode of the season one hour early. A ne ar riot ensued. “You’re ruining my life!”. cried one freshman. But the joke was on the students: ABC broadcast a repeat in¬ stead. The incident did teach the staff one lesson. If resi¬ dents had to choose between saving their lives or missing their favorite show ... Well, lets just say we’d be in a lot of trouble. Ursula — N21