College of Idaho - Trail Yearbook (Caldwell, ID)

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t)}ir hitnilytti thirl ij-pvi ' WliMt is tlu ' iiiost |ioinil;ir vmciukii clean- er? Cecil: A shampoo. — X — Haynuin (rather aiifiry): Ydimfr man, (hi you know anytliinfr aliout this course? Chief: A little, sir. What woultl you like to know? — X — Prof. Smith: The class will now name some of the lower specie.s of animals, start- ing with Mr. Miller. — X — Sjiringer (in Psychology class): And what is it that endows men with the sense of second power, redoubles his energy, and makes the red corpuscles course faster? Corwin H.: Yeast tablets. — X — Rastus( at dance): Mandy, am yo pro- gram full? Mandy: Lawdy, no, Misah Cubes, it takes mo ' dan two san ' wiches and a cup of tea fob dat. — X — Rahy Tolles: For the love of .Mike, lend me two bits. Bill Godfrey: Who is Mike? I don ' t know him. — X — Bruce, have you ever played the game of love? Just since Christmas, but I needed a shave and was disqualified for unnecessary roughness. — X — .Fobn Postletlnvaite( at Sheps) :Tea or coffee? Coffee, without cream. John: You ' ll have to take it, sir with- out milk; we ' re out of cream. — X — Al, use the word ' eiderdown ' in a sen- tence. It means something about being .soft. Sure! A girl flirted with me in the jiark and I eyed her up and eyed her down. — X — Barber: How did you get your mous- tache in this condition? Customer: I tried to steal a kiss fro-o a girl who was chewing gum. Marie S.: Why did you tell Beryl that secret I told you not to tell her? Lucy: I didn ' t tell her. I Just asked her if she knew it. Marvin B.: Are you going to have din- ner anywhere tonight? Nellie B. (eagerly): Xot that T know of. .Marvin: You ' ll be hungry before morn- ing. Sea Captain (to one of many leaning over the ship rail): Weak stomach, my lad? Boy (nervously): Why, ain ' t I putting it as far as the rest of them? — X — Paul T. : I ' ve lost my notebook. Frances S.: I ost all you know then, haven ' t you? Paul: No. Lost all my Profs, know. — X — I.ucile Stephens: I ' m afraid. Otto, I ' ll never see you in heaven. Otto W.: Great guns! What have you been doing now? — X — Minister: Would you care to join us in the new missionary movement? Doris Kane: I ' m crazy to try it. Is it anything like the fox-trot? --X — VERR K. ' s PRAYER Dear Lord, I ask nothing for Tiiyself, only give my mother a rich and liandsome son-in-law. — X — Manley: What is the difference between a sausage factory and a laundry? Earl Secoy: Both accomplish the same thing, but one u.ses dogs and the other uses collars. Xick: I believe in going with girls of a distinctly opjiosite tyiie. Ernie: I understand your girl is the brightest one in the class. — X — Irate Diner: Waiter! Here ' s a needle in my soup. Waiter (ex-printer): Typographical er- ror, sir; it should be noodle.

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One hinitlrctj fhirf ii-sri ' in ! ?!! Extra! !? ! Hon. Francis E. Springier Arrested for Speeding ! — X — Freda (as the car stopped on the way to Jump Creek) : Oh, ha ' e we run out of gas? Ernie: Naw; not with you around, of course. The followinfr contributions by Corwin Ilinshaw won the [irize in the Trail contest for the shortest, best and most original joke: Why, I.ucy, why arc you carrying your violin in the rain? It ' s terribly muddy, and I thought I might need the bridge. — X — Prof. Murj)hy: What right have iioti to kick about the assignment? Cecil : Why ! That ' s my business. I guess I ' m the foot of tlie class ! — X-- She: Do you ever read the ' Woman ' s Home Companion ' my dear? He: Why — er — yes, but I thought it was entitled ' Animal Husbandry ' . — ' ' . Hinxhaw. — X — Dr. Boone was exceedingly angry. So you confess that this unfortunate Fresh- man was drenched in Indian Creek? Now, what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? The right leg, sir, answered Clarence meeklv. Helen Turner Freda K. Brown Marie Pemberton DID YOU GUESS RIGHT . Neva Paris Blake I owell Ernest Brown Lawrence Tolles Frankie Taylor Adamae Dorman C. of I. Among Her Opponents Utali Taeitio C. of WliitiiKHi rocatelli) Mont. .Miners Gooiling