College of Idaho - Trail Yearbook (Caldwell, ID)

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s ± BEffi rilfer::: i,r ' ' m ' i atr,Ki. .li toi jM III , IiiiihI,, .1 Iw. nl „ , ,il,l Life History of a Mustache Extract from Smithy ' s Dyery I ' cli. If) M iii:in l ' or;. ii to .slunc tliis iiioriiiiitr V ' vh. Hi— My man looked n( nu ' in the iiiirnir and ' -rniird kind of frrntic like a clioir l»oy .ind jislvt ' d, Well, why noi r V - }. 17 My man ]tatl d nu- a i.»l ln(la . loll wImii ih- w okr np lir Iiad an awfnl (imi- lindin; mr and was sore. I ' ' rli. Is All llir iicoplc in college art kiddin rn lilllr man altoul trie now. Us n at to lu a pnblif oharaclc? ' , l ' ' rli. HI I ' al led sonic iriorr. I ' l ' l). 20 I ' ll till so III- mure. Tliis morninj. ' iii man lii ' iinicd ill nic iiiid his eyes s))iirkl ' d and slioiir. Ill- ri-arln-d up for inc llioiijrli, w Inn hi ' was talking ' to a man l)iit niissi-d inr and said a lol of IhinffN. ! ' ' h. 21 ill ' told mr lir ' d shave iiir olf if 1 didn ' t frrow faster. What does lie think I am — a ni);ht-lilooniin|:- waU-r lil !- ' r i hard eniMi);h time now, three eitjlit-hour shifts a diiy and no pay for o i-rlime. I ' i ' h. 22 — St ill peeved al me. I ' ll si rike soon if he isn ' t nieer. Wonder why Washiiijj:ton didn ' t ({row a monsl.-iehe!- . ll lliose lii - men are sliiifry when il eoiiies to lillh- fellows like us. I ' t I). ' £i — lie was lielter loda liiil s.iid My (.rush, how miieh loiipT are you (Toln r t take ' - Itested all ni ht Just to show him. lie didn ' t see any dilTerenee. What ' s the use of (iro viu)r. ' Ihey never (jivi- oii anv eredil. ( iee, 1 wisli I were a I ' or.shiufr ' s uu)ustiiehi ' ! I ' eli. ' Jl ' I ' alkeil to a lu-ard loiIi . Said he took three nionllis to ltiuv. His man had to « li c in a eave and preleiiil lo lit- a wild man while he was diiinp it, so tliere ' s hope yet. My man has unlimited perseverence, everylitidy tliinks. Fell. 2!i Took nie to a liarher shop today. Harlier askeil if he slionid have nu- on. My man hlnsht-tl rt-dtler than liol lowt-ls make hini and said, Yes. liel he was | roud. I ' hl I- ' eh. 2N .Somt-one st-iil m iii.in .m evelirow stiek and he swtire .it iiie all niorninp. .Ml tlie same I ' m not a eliilil .invmore; 1 ha t ' a real plaee in the wurltl. M.ir, 1 ' I ' tiiik an awful lol of pains with me tonifiht. Must he (Toluj; ealliii):. Heaily to make my dehnt into rt-.il soeiel . Ner ous, hut sure of myself. Mar. 2- ' l ' lie ' i l said I liekled. Miir. 3— Sll.WKD! iMlitor Seooped, Uesp.-elfully, the StalT.

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Otic hmnlriil th ' irli Tlic xcini Mr. ami Mm. . . I ' . . . iliriilc where l liaini thf lU ' ic jtirlint ' . t ift (if h ' ftoff .tniler- . ' ' •iiniu. ' iki . nt ' ic li ti.-i,- iffi tnli. ' t. THF, THF.ATUK J ' hfif Star Friendly Rivals Smith-Kastman Daddy I.oii}; Legs Iltifrli I.anili Almost a Husljand Coruiii Iliiisliaw — X — FORGETFUL Prof. SjiriiifriT: W ' l- will have a (jiiiz to- day. Class: v liavcn ! any |im|ht. Prof. Sprinper: I ' ll fict soiic. But in tlie mcantiine co])y tlicsi ' ijiu ' slions. — X-- CHAPKI- Dr. Hooiic: ' .Mr. ' aii Nuys i i. ' oiiijr to address us today. U he in ciiaiicl ' ' (No rrsponsr). Let us rise and sing, ' Praise (lod frnni Whom All Hlessiufrs Flow. ' — X — Jos C ' olton (kidding a waitress in Slu ' p ' s): Haven ' t I met you l)efor I ' Waitress: X ' ery likeh ou iia e. I was a nurse in an ijisane asNluni lictnrc I sl.irlecl working here. ' S do ::ii Mv lad, women are awful geese. Frosh: Is that what you me.int the other day when you said you ' d heen in .1 wild goose ehase? Hank (to bis wife at show): ,Iudy, tell d.it niggah to take his ahm away from around ' yo waist. Mammy Judy: Tell him yourself, he ' s a puft ' ee ' strangah to me. — X — No l.iz, you lon ' t have to wash dishes to get a rough ehap on your hands. — X — Clarence: What would you do if I were to kiss ymi on the forehe.idr Fr;inkie: I ' d eal! you down. — -- Ruel: Please, Just one Utile kiss. Helen: No, if I givi ' ou one you ' ll w.int more. Kn.-I: No. 1 w.in ' l Helen: Then ou don ' t ileserve one.