College of Idaho - Trail Yearbook (Caldwell, ID)

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O fr htiuthwd (7Cfnf i -srL ' rn Advice to the Yearlings Don ' t think that everyone who smiles at you durin;; your first few clays at college wants to be friends with you. They will be soliciting; money of you for somethinp;. Keep away from them. Wear the loudest clothes jiossihle and cause all tlu- talk you can. It ' s a sure way to fame. Don ' t enter college brimful of corkin}; ideas. The faculty is hired to quell such disturbances. Patronize the faculty. They are hired to teach you and will be pleased to learn that you approve of their methods. Make ic a point to baiifr around the lower hall near the office and Thompson ' s parlors between classes. It bel]is in Janiniing traffic and sliortenini;- recitation periods. Also it is a date making center. Don ' t forget to tell everyone about your home town, and what a big man you were in your high school. Everyone will be glad to learn that you were a prominent personage back in . It ' s an old story and tire upper-classmen are used to it. The Truth f a iiii)- tnift ' (l Vncontttiiiiniii ill In fhr i ' ttllcrff Gossips) If the dormitory proctors caugbL all the dormitory rule breakers, and were half so efficient as they think they are, about ■iioy girls would get out of bondage next September. If all the powder that is in the girl ' s dormitory was collected and sent to the military officials, the United States would he well supplied for the fut ure wars. If everyone who knocks this book were expelled from school the janitors would die of lonesomeness. If all those who praised this volume were taken for a ride in Prof. Springer ' s Ford the back seat would be em[)ty. If ail the time the members of the staff spent on Trail work was |)ut on their studies Dr. Boone would have to hire a new set of instructors. Sriieu emu ' Ir In n !

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O hiniff It il fwi lit n-si AUCTION SALE Friday, June 1st, 1923 The t ' oUowiiifj- will be sold in front of Sterry Hall, Friday afternoon, to the hif-hest bidder. Come one, come all. A chance of a life time. Every sale a bargain regardless of what ever price you pay. niAI ' Kl. SI ' KKCIIES TlilM ' o lio .ell siieciaUy prupai ' fil speeches hy Hon. Pooki Hartkopt. Suitable for any and all occasions. muy on. One dozen linttles of e o oil. Specially prepared and used const. ' inlly by Messrs. Pollard. Brain- ard and Godfrey. HOKSK-SIIOK I ' l.TU: ' ri Koii. A l;irse suppl.N- for s,ile. Have l een saving for .a whole semester. Valu- able in packing cand ' boxes to wrap the l(dli- pops in. Also a senie?.- tera supply of Durham sacks. These are ver.v valuable to carry mar- bles in. Messrs. B. J. T.owell and O. Kastman. S. RC.VSM An extra supply. Don ' t need it all. Bernice t ' oysen. l ( ' IIOMOl ' .H Tlu- llotiliii; I ' o. oti KI.SSES One dozen illiiNtratoiI liooks on tile subject. Latest kinds, such as French. German, Irish. Swedish. Norwegian, and soul kis-s. Mr. Lawrence Tolles. assistant busi- ness manager of this book will demonstrate each ami every one free of charge to any .voting lady. . fee of five cents is charged to all gentle- men. l,o I .i;i ii:its Dozens of them, neatly tied up in Idue ribbons. Fine samples for all oung men in the matri- monial held. Ann Som- mermeier. EMSUGY I am offering for sale some of u y surplus lung and other kinds of ener- £?y. Very ahuible. Has served me well continu- illy. Eunice Rockwood. ri.KHK Itit-liard rllMMiriio ■i:n i» to till ' ■Funis ' I ' lriiic. Ln Viriii ' on Tlimn ' iiiiil lioiiil.i

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s ± BEffi rilfer::: i,r ' ' m ' i atr,Ki. .li toi jM III , IiiiihI,, .1 Iw. nl „ , ,il,l Life History of a Mustache Extract from Smithy ' s Dyery I ' cli. If) M iii:in l ' or;. ii to .slunc tliis iiioriiiiitr V ' vh. Hi— My man looked n( nu ' in the iiiirnir and ' -rniird kind of frrntic like a clioir l»oy .ind jislvt ' d, Well, why noi r V - }. 17 My man ]tatl d nu- a i.»l ln(la . loll wImii ih- w okr np lir Iiad an awfnl (imi- lindin; mr and was sore. I ' ' rli. Is All llir iicoplc in college art kiddin rn lilllr man altoul trie now. Us n at to lu a pnblif oharaclc? ' , l ' ' rli. HI I ' al led sonic iriorr. I ' l ' l). 20 I ' ll till so III- mure. Tliis morninj. ' iii man lii ' iinicd ill nic iiiid his eyes s))iirkl ' d and slioiir. Ill- ri-arln-d up for inc llioiijrli, w Inn hi ' was talking ' to a man l)iit niissi-d inr and said a lol of IhinffN. ! ' ' h. 21 ill ' told mr lir ' d shave iiir olf if 1 didn ' t frrow faster. What does lie think I am — a ni);ht-lilooniin|:- waU-r lil !- ' r i hard eniMi);h time now, three eitjlit-hour shifts a diiy and no pay for o i-rlime. I ' i ' h. 22 — St ill peeved al me. I ' ll si rike soon if he isn ' t nieer. Wonder why Washiiijj:ton didn ' t ({row a monsl.-iehe!- . ll lliose lii - men are sliiifry when il eoiiies to lillh- fellows like us. I ' t I). ' £i — lie was lielter loda liiil s.iid My (.rush, how miieh loiipT are you (Toln r t take ' - Itested all ni ht Just to show him. lie didn ' t see any dilTerenee. What ' s the use of (iro viu)r. ' Ihey never (jivi- oii anv eredil. ( iee, 1 wisli I were a I ' or.shiufr ' s uu)ustiiehi ' ! I ' eli. ' Jl ' I ' alkeil to a lu-ard loiIi . Said he took three nionllis to ltiuv. His man had to « li c in a eave and preleiiil lo lit- a wild man while he was diiinp it, so tliere ' s hope yet. My man has unlimited perseverence, everylitidy tliinks. Fell. 2!i Took nie to a liarher shop today. Harlier askeil if he slionid have nu- on. My man hlnsht-tl rt-dtler than liol lowt-ls make hini and said, Yes. liel he was | roud. I ' hl I- ' eh. 2N .Somt-one st-iil m iii.in .m evelirow stiek and he swtire .it iiie all niorninp. .Ml tlie same I ' m not a eliilil .invmore; 1 ha t ' a real plaee in the wurltl. M.ir, 1 ' I ' tiiik an awful lol of pains with me tonifiht. Must he (Toluj; ealliii):. Heaily to make my dehnt into rt-.il soeiel . Ner ous, hut sure of myself. Mar. 2- ' l ' lie ' i l said I liekled. Miir. 3— Sll.WKD! iMlitor Seooped, Uesp.-elfully, the StalT.