College of Idaho - Trail Yearbook (Caldwell, ID)

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O hiniff It il fwi lit n-si AUCTION SALE Friday, June 1st, 1923 The t ' oUowiiifj- will be sold in front of Sterry Hall, Friday afternoon, to the hif-hest bidder. Come one, come all. A chance of a life time. Every sale a bargain regardless of what ever price you pay. niAI ' Kl. SI ' KKCIIES TlilM ' o lio .ell siieciaUy prupai ' fil speeches hy Hon. Pooki Hartkopt. Suitable for any and all occasions. muy on. One dozen linttles of e o oil. Specially prepared and used const. ' inlly by Messrs. Pollard. Brain- ard and Godfrey. HOKSK-SIIOK I ' l.TU: ' ri Koii. A l;irse suppl.N- for s,ile. Have l een saving for .a whole semester. Valu- able in packing cand ' boxes to wrap the l(dli- pops in. Also a senie?.- tera supply of Durham sacks. These are ver.v valuable to carry mar- bles in. Messrs. B. J. T.owell and O. Kastman. S. RC.VSM An extra supply. Don ' t need it all. Bernice t ' oysen. l ( ' IIOMOl ' .H Tlu- llotiliii; I ' o. oti KI.SSES One dozen illiiNtratoiI liooks on tile subject. Latest kinds, such as French. German, Irish. Swedish. Norwegian, and soul kis-s. Mr. Lawrence Tolles. assistant busi- ness manager of this book will demonstrate each ami every one free of charge to any .voting lady. . fee of five cents is charged to all gentle- men. l,o I .i;i ii:its Dozens of them, neatly tied up in Idue ribbons. Fine samples for all oung men in the matri- monial held. Ann Som- mermeier. EMSUGY I am offering for sale some of u y surplus lung and other kinds of ener- £?y. Very ahuible. Has served me well continu- illy. Eunice Rockwood. ri.KHK Itit-liard rllMMiriio ■i:n i» to till ' ■Funis ' I ' lriiic. Ln Viriii ' on Tlimn ' iiiiil lioiiil.i

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Our Iniii ' Inil tXi.-t lit ii-fn ' t April 18 — These April showers don ' t seem to affect the official campus jiatrollers. There never will be any danger of this college bein;? raided without due warning. There are so many steady outposts who patrol the campus tw o by two, especially at 12:30 P. M. The girls can all he seen tri]ipiiig along in light fantastic style getting tlie hang of the bumps on the campus, so they will know just where tlie hollows are located when the time comes to stand on one foot Founder ' s Night. Everything is bein g rushed to com])letion for a successful Founder ' s Day, an3 we arc all helping, even I. My part is to keep all heart diseases in calm and peaceful state, so that Founder ' s Day will run smoothly. C. of I. Freshmen — Obeying Orders to a T.

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O fr htiuthwd (7Cfnf i -srL ' rn Advice to the Yearlings Don ' t think that everyone who smiles at you durin;; your first few clays at college wants to be friends with you. They will be soliciting; money of you for somethinp;. Keep away from them. Wear the loudest clothes jiossihle and cause all tlu- talk you can. It ' s a sure way to fame. Don ' t enter college brimful of corkin}; ideas. The faculty is hired to quell such disturbances. Patronize the faculty. They are hired to teach you and will be pleased to learn that you approve of their methods. Make ic a point to baiifr around the lower hall near the office and Thompson ' s parlors between classes. It bel]is in Janiniing traffic and sliortenini;- recitation periods. Also it is a date making center. Don ' t forget to tell everyone about your home town, and what a big man you were in your high school. Everyone will be glad to learn that you were a prominent personage back in . It ' s an old story and tire upper-classmen are used to it. The Truth f a iiii)- tnift ' (l Vncontttiiiiniii ill In fhr i ' ttllcrff Gossips) If the dormitory proctors caugbL all the dormitory rule breakers, and were half so efficient as they think they are, about ■iioy girls would get out of bondage next September. If all the powder that is in the girl ' s dormitory was collected and sent to the military officials, the United States would he well supplied for the fut ure wars. If everyone who knocks this book were expelled from school the janitors would die of lonesomeness. If all those who praised this volume were taken for a ride in Prof. Springer ' s Ford the back seat would be em[)ty. If ail the time the members of the staff spent on Trail work was |)ut on their studies Dr. Boone would have to hire a new set of instructors. Sriieu emu ' Ir In n !