College of Idaho - Trail Yearbook (Caldwell, ID)

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Our Iniii ' Inil tXi.-t lit ii-fn ' t April 18 — These April showers don ' t seem to affect the official campus jiatrollers. There never will be any danger of this college bein;? raided without due warning. There are so many steady outposts who patrol the campus tw o by two, especially at 12:30 P. M. The girls can all he seen tri]ipiiig along in light fantastic style getting tlie hang of the bumps on the campus, so they will know just where tlie hollows are located when the time comes to stand on one foot Founder ' s Night. Everything is bein g rushed to com])letion for a successful Founder ' s Day, an3 we arc all helping, even I. My part is to keep all heart diseases in calm and peaceful state, so that Founder ' s Day will run smoothly. C. of I. Freshmen — Obeying Orders to a T.

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O W iKIInlfl ' ll tti ' i lit l -ftiui- was very ai)])ropriatc. Why! Tlif jrirls all wore trousers, troiigcru, iniiid you ! I The most shocking thing! When I was young, we never even thouflhl of sucli a thing. And the things that happened out tliere ' ! Can you inuigine it, they all ate lunch? .lust stuffed themselves and then separated into hunches, mostly twos and wandered around. I noticed Ernest Brown has acconii)lisl e(l it all right with the little Winnie. 1 alone can claim the credit for that. Ernest ' s confidential letter to me has never been i ul)lished in any paper, j uhlic or iirivate, but 1 solved his heart-rending problem for him, and now he is reaping the rewards. Most likely be takes all the credit to himself. We H. H. s (Heart Holsterers) seldom get credit for our work. There was Ralph A. and Helen T. ! They had no busi- ness together. I never advised either one of them. And there were others. Oh ! it was dreadful ! When I was young, such things never happened. That ' s why my heart is free to give comforting advice to erring young people. The Devil ' s Staircase had a malign attraction for most of them; strange, how easily(?) the girls were led down it. And the falls had an influence, too. Several youths unexpectedly fell for certain charming maidens, and evidently landed with a bump when they returned home. Well, I just know some punishment will overtake these wicked people, especially those girls who wore trousers, which I would never do in my young days. April 10 — If Mammy Judy had only asked me, I could have told her that Amos I ' eters was a shifty, no-account niggah, and saved her all the expense of her Crusoe and Johnny Bell ! Evidently, she was unacquainted with Aunt Peggy, who could have soothingly ad- vised her undecided heart and made her choose aright. But I forgot! She bad already chosen, and of course in the |)lay could not jiick ag ain. . Southern I ' inderell.i offered many heart problems to me. Ai)ril 12. — The Men ' s Cilee Club entertained us tonight with varied and queer noi.ses, and charged us for it, too. It was entertaining, tho, to watch their mouths open and .shut in unison, and try to puzzle out what was coming from tbem. I enjoyed watching their ex- pressions during the Love songs. I noticed especially Sam Ilungerford ' s starry look. Of whom was be thinking In the moonlight? ' I1iey said that The bees all followed Mary ' cause .Mary bad the hives — she must also b ive worn trousers sometimes. April 13 — Stub Bryant wrote me a confidential note to lay asking me how to make all the girls like him, so he can make them work on Founder ' s Day. Since he has been elected Founder ' s Day manager, the girl problem has been worrying him almost gray. He doesn ' t feel as tho he can afford to have a date with every girl be wants to put on the committee, but fears they will feel ofl ' ended if he doesn ' t. 1 told bim that the most prac- tical way out of the difficulty was to have each one caught in a pouring rainstorm, and rescue her in his Ford. My simple i)lan seemed to work, since everyone is indeed working hard. Tlir OuK all caiiir oiil lii iiglil .iiul li:i(l .i bliiiUTi ' l),inqml. .inil didn ' t e ' en ask my advice as to the guests they sbnuld bring. Oh! e ! 1 forgot tlia! .Mary Nichols did ask me since .she was very worried about tlu ' m.itt ' r, and was afraid they might think she was running after them. I told her tb.it .Maurice Bramard was a nice, unsus])ecling boy, and would be i)erfectly safe. I ' m glad to see that .she followed my advice. Al)ril H — I knew it! 1 knew il ! Didn ' l 1 say those girls would be jiunisbed? . lot of them are breaking out all over Iheir faces and .irms willi stringi ' and divers out- hursts. They call it Poison O.ik. but 1 know better. It is .i punishment and a just reward for wearing those heathenish trou.sers. Aunt Peggy never fails in her calculations.

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O hiniff It il fwi lit n-si AUCTION SALE Friday, June 1st, 1923 The t ' oUowiiifj- will be sold in front of Sterry Hall, Friday afternoon, to the hif-hest bidder. Come one, come all. A chance of a life time. Every sale a bargain regardless of what ever price you pay. niAI ' Kl. SI ' KKCIIES TlilM ' o lio .ell siieciaUy prupai ' fil speeches hy Hon. Pooki Hartkopt. Suitable for any and all occasions. muy on. One dozen linttles of e o oil. Specially prepared and used const. ' inlly by Messrs. Pollard. Brain- ard and Godfrey. HOKSK-SIIOK I ' l.TU: ' ri Koii. A l;irse suppl.N- for s,ile. Have l een saving for .a whole semester. Valu- able in packing cand ' boxes to wrap the l(dli- pops in. Also a senie?.- tera supply of Durham sacks. These are ver.v valuable to carry mar- bles in. Messrs. B. J. T.owell and O. Kastman. S. RC.VSM An extra supply. Don ' t need it all. Bernice t ' oysen. l ( ' IIOMOl ' .H Tlu- llotiliii; I ' o. oti KI.SSES One dozen illiiNtratoiI liooks on tile subject. Latest kinds, such as French. German, Irish. Swedish. Norwegian, and soul kis-s. Mr. Lawrence Tolles. assistant busi- ness manager of this book will demonstrate each ami every one free of charge to any .voting lady. . fee of five cents is charged to all gentle- men. l,o I .i;i ii:its Dozens of them, neatly tied up in Idue ribbons. Fine samples for all oung men in the matri- monial held. Ann Som- mermeier. EMSUGY I am offering for sale some of u y surplus lung and other kinds of ener- £?y. Very ahuible. Has served me well continu- illy. Eunice Rockwood. ri.KHK Itit-liard rllMMiriio ■i:n i» to till ' ■Funis ' I ' lriiic. Ln Viriii ' on Tlimn ' iiiiil lioiiil.i