College of Idaho - Trail Yearbook (Caldwell, ID)

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The TRAIL 13.9 Skeets: How long ago was it you saw that father of mine? Jim: Hours Skeets: Ours? Oh, Jim, when shall we announce it? The minister who made the following announcement seems to have been prepared for untoward results from his preaching. There are some ilowers here, he said, for those who are sick at the close of this service. Ruth M. Cwhile watching an airplanej : I'd hate to be in that airplane coming down. Bob Bates: I'1l be dad-burned if I wouldn't hate to be coming down and not be in it. Faye T.: Jim Walsh got into Rice's room the other night and cab- baged all his sauer kraut. g Sid M.: Lettuce see if we can't beet that. We'll crawl into a room where it's parsley settled and try 'to turnip something that looks like eighteen carrots. Ella: Cecil, did you get ink on my neck? Cecil: What are you 'talking about? I've never been around it. Licfientvlfic Facts :- Dr. Boone fin Physics Lab.J : Sound 'travels 400 yards to the second, but there are some exceptions to the rule. Scandal-2,000 yards per second. Flattery-1,500 yards per second. Truth-Zlfg yards per second. Jim Hawkes fscrewing electric fixture to the ceilinglz Better not stand so close, Mary, you might get shocked if this thing slips. Mary Miller: Why should I? I'm used to your language. Gertrude: What shape is a kiss ? ' Archie: Give me one and we'll call it square. Dr. Springer: What is mind ? Verne Grothe: No matter, sir. Dr. Springer: What is matter? Verne Grothe: Never mind, sir. Am I boring you '? said the auger to the wood. You are boring me to death, groaned Norman Wood. I'm sorry, said Miss Augur. I'll soon be through. Anne C.: Well, Verle, I hear you are going to work this summer. Verle Hanson: Fm going to take up the mining business. Anne C.: What kind of mining are you going to do-gold, silver or diamond ? Verle Hanson: Pm going to do lcalsominingf'

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133 The TRAIL What do you think of a barbers' strike for higher prices? I should think barloers would incline to a cut rate policy. In History Class: Why are the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages Y Freshman: Because there were so many knights. Men are so contrary that if their wives wanted them to stay out late probably they Wouldn't do it. The sentiment expressed by Dr. Salomon's theme writers: I'd never lack for meat and drink If I could only make my 'think Flow just as freely as the ink. Father: If you love work, why d-on't you find some '? Vivian: Alas, father, love is blind. Prof. Springer, during Philosophy exam.: I am going down town. Shall I bring you some nourishment? Gladys: Bring us some fish. I have heard that they are great brain food. Dr. Springer: All right. Shall I bring you a whale, Miss Wilmarth? When our chemistry papers are graded, And I get that final Hunk, I would that my tongue could utter Some of the thoughts I've thunk. Heard on the back steps of Finney: Jimg Just one, oh, just one, dear. Voice from above: No, it's not one yet, but it's time you were inf, Jim: What makes your nose red ? Bob: Why, it's always red until I blow it, then' it's blew. Freda B.: Is Frank H. a live wire ? Anne C.: No, he's a short circuit. Prof. Springer: A young lady from Nampa took the elective course in Greek Philosophy about four years ago. She is dead now. Amy A.: Is that what killed her ? Lamby: Can you tell time by your nose? Splash: No, look at your own: mine ain't runnin'. Bruce: Why is a kiss over the telephone like a straw hat? Agnes E. Csweetlyfp : Because it isnt' felt. on Gamble: You don't mind me singing, do you C. Hinshaw: Not in the least. I worked in a sawmill.

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140 The TRAIL Wade- L.: Her teeth are like the stars in the heavens. Deak: Why? Wade L.: They come out every night. Bill Godfrey: The other day my watch stopped, and when I took it to the jeweler he found a tiny bedbug in it. Marion F.: That so? How did it get in ? Bill Godfrey: Why, it crawled in between the ticks. Faucette: If 2 in 1 is shoe polish, and 3 in 1 is oil, what is 4 and l? John G.: I don't know. ' Faucette: Five Miss Nichol Cin Hygienej : Who can tell me what is autointoxication ? A pause, then Bob Bates volunteers: Riding around in an auto till you're dizzy. Prof. Smith: Mr, Kimbrough, can you tell me what a tissue is? Vivian: Sure, a tissue is a collection of cells, all of which are similar. Prof. Smith: Correct. Now give me an example. Vivian: The penitentiaryf' Why does a black cow give white milk that makes yellow butter '? For the same reason that a blackberry is red when it is green. Heard in Criminal Court: House- I've been framed by a bunch of low wood butchers. Street: That's nothing. These crooked car tracks have double- crossed me. Prof. Smith: What happens to gold when it is exposed to the air? Bruce MCE., Cafter some reflectionj : It is stolen. Elbert Rice came across a letter in the mail addressed thus: Wood a Mass He finally puzzled it out thus: A. Underwood, Andover, Mass. Prof. Rankin: When two bodies come together violently, they gener- ate heat. John Moore: Not always. I hit a guy once and he knocked me cold. Mr. Vanc-e Creferring to Mr. and Mrs. Rankinjz They are a wise couple. Mrs. Vance: Why? Mr. Vance: They feed the baby garlic so they can find it in the dark.