College of Idaho - Trail Yearbook (Caldwell, ID)

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136 The TRAIL We discovered that Marion also keeps a diary on the last page of her Biology note-book, which reads thusly: May 16. Bill is not strongly hooked. W Hind toe developed and not elevated above front one. Bill is not coated with soft skin. Mein Liber Couzin Hanz. ' As I have noddinks to do, und do not vish to do it anyways, I tout I voud took up my pen und boddle of ink in hand und set at der tiperiter und rit you a ledder. Blease excuse der pencil. Ve are all vell here veens ex- cept your brudder-he was kicked in dr suburbs by your nag. Der: nag is no expected to lif. Your sick aunt vat died last veek from population of der brain is still dead und doing nicely. Now that she is dead you are still an orphant. The only relation you got living now is your unkle vot vass killed in der sivil war. Your brudder Bill vent to vork dis morning. Der job vill last six C65 monts, but he may get out on good behaver. Bisness is dull since you left especially saloon bisness. Your frau vas took to Black- foot dis morning as she is crazy to see you. Der is a family next door to us by der name of Hills vats got a datter as old as her name is. My fadder got a job dis morning as chief engineer on a peanut roaster. Thanking you in advance for past favors and hoping you vill answer dis letter be- fore you gets it, I remane, Your confectionate couzin, Fritz. Vance, in English History: What happened to Somerset ? He turned a flip-flop and died. Miss Nichol in H. A.: This is positively the worst recitation I have ever heard. I have recited three-fourths of it myself. Dr. Salomon in Tennyson: Nothing can live that is absolutely perfect. Irene B.: I feel 'terribly sick now. Mr. Hawkes: In what course can my son Jim expect to graduate ? Dr. Boone: In the course of time. H. H. Hayman, in a restaurant: Serve lobsters here ? Waitress: Yes, What will you have? Archie: How can I keep my toes from going to sleep? Gert: Don't let them turn in. Pooki: You sit down on every joke I write. Mary: I wouldn't if there was any point to them. The angry citizen was trying to talk to a party over the phone, and was interrupted by someone breaking in on him. Who the blink-blank is the ding-blatted idiot on the other end of this line? he thundered. Fm sure I don't know who you are, sweetly replied a feminine voice.

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133 The TRAIL What do you think of a barbers' strike for higher prices? I should think barloers would incline to a cut rate policy. In History Class: Why are the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages Y Freshman: Because there were so many knights. Men are so contrary that if their wives wanted them to stay out late probably they Wouldn't do it. The sentiment expressed by Dr. Salomon's theme writers: I'd never lack for meat and drink If I could only make my 'think Flow just as freely as the ink. Father: If you love work, why d-on't you find some '? Vivian: Alas, father, love is blind. Prof. Springer, during Philosophy exam.: I am going down town. Shall I bring you some nourishment? Gladys: Bring us some fish. I have heard that they are great brain food. Dr. Springer: All right. Shall I bring you a whale, Miss Wilmarth? When our chemistry papers are graded, And I get that final Hunk, I would that my tongue could utter Some of the thoughts I've thunk. Heard on the back steps of Finney: Jimg Just one, oh, just one, dear. Voice from above: No, it's not one yet, but it's time you were inf, Jim: What makes your nose red ? Bob: Why, it's always red until I blow it, then' it's blew. Freda B.: Is Frank H. a live wire ? Anne C.: No, he's a short circuit. Prof. Springer: A young lady from Nampa took the elective course in Greek Philosophy about four years ago. She is dead now. Amy A.: Is that what killed her ? Lamby: Can you tell time by your nose? Splash: No, look at your own: mine ain't runnin'. Bruce: Why is a kiss over the telephone like a straw hat? Agnes E. Csweetlyfp : Because it isnt' felt. on Gamble: You don't mind me singing, do you C. Hinshaw: Not in the least. I worked in a sawmill.