College at Brockport - Saga Yearbook (Brockport, NY)

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10 al JH 011 111 get how vie and THE STY LUS- 8 9 F,. My Herre- Dearest, are you really and tru1Y in love with met' ff -- Honey, you are one in a thousand. - Doctor, I want Classical Dancer- to be vaccinated where it won't show. D0Ct0r.. My dear young lady, I'm afraid I'l1 have to do it internally. Miss Motyka- Say, Mr. Peters, you remind me of an aeroplane. Stevef WhY'? Miss MOU' good on earth. ka- Because you are no -l..-- Y .- Chatter- Why are you limping so badly? . Bfyb Nye- I fell yesterday and that third rate doctor hasn't removed all the glass from my hip yet. ,...,,i.1i-- I Fran 'tin a drug storey- I want a nickel's worth of dates. eve We don't keep fruit I St - . Fran- Aw brighten up, brighten up, gimme a -five cent oalen-dar. J A. Redman- What tu - the spring?i' ms green In D. Laack.f-The leaves on the treesuv A.. Redman-ffNope. Christmas jew- elryk' Mr' Horro-'HMY ancestors came over on the Mayflower. Curtie- It's lucky they did. The ifflflligration laws are a little stricter nowf' l.. . All eight D- II1- Da and ma helped en- tertain with sis. Both Tom and Mary in distant seats Sat as far apart . as this. ' At nine both ma andlpa decamped. And then oh my what blissg .5 Those lovers sat till one o'c1ock Aboutasfarapartasthis. .A . , L Axiom I-+Nothing is -better than good lesson. Q Axiom II-A poor lesson isbetter- than nothing. g ' Bob Nye Ctalking to garage many- Hey, will you ,come up and tow me in? I've turned turtle. Garage man- What do you think this is an Theref aquarium ? ......-.,1.--1 Miss Meader-- I-Iow do you tell. ore a .poor les-son is better than a good one. , ' ,-,j-----4 . , Of all the words Of tongue or pen, The saddest of all these- I flunked again. ,.,....- mushrooms from toadstools? . . , t1.n bu. Ruth white- 1 wait until the next iidfeltef, this Coffee ls H0 U g U morning. If I am here they were mu ' . , ' H -. - d th s morn- mushroomsg if I am in heaven, t'heY Yes, Su' lt was gmun 1 ing. l , . were toadstoolsf' f , First Burglar- You certainly got Young Wed- 1 want flooommodea' .,,..f--df-'4' out of that house quietly. I tions for my Wlffis .te.,,, Second Burglar- Yeh, I came down Hotel olerkfu ul get She isa, the dumb waiter. -JEX. Young Wed' You CREEDS I believe in bein late.--Albert Ashwortll- . ff H lins. I believe that chflvving gum is- one of the joys of hfeff Ko C01 I believe in no one but myself .f-George Hamd' . I believe in whispering to the girls!-Bob HCU1of1111S6T v'Eddie Rayburn- I believe that smoking here is better than horoo ' I believe that I am a hero.--Jewett Butler- M, S Demo. I believe that fine feathers make fine b1rali5?iSsniC1. Hawkins. ' now + .f I believe in making people think I k N B v., 1. Q' Y in 4 ig' 5 if 1 15 gi .3 5, . I . .4 I . Y ' i. 5. if f 5 l I '1 l . i t l l ll!! I W s li' 5. ...- Q . L xi 5 5 ii' I.: 1 .4 . 3 H.: ' Q Quill r .5 L, , .3 P .ii , v Ni L I ll it xg 1 il 7 Pi' I if if 1 ' 1 if i. .lx it il Y' 5 El I iii it f i. .fiml it 5 ' 51311 1 ap: it 1 il 3 M 1 .Vw ll 'I I, W. .. 1 X it 545: J 3 l 1 fi ,. ' s 159. 4 1 A 1:1 5 55 .J 't ,.. .V mf .ni ii' 3. 1 4 - 1 1 213 ,. w il r 5. wi fn . 'Li I ,ij l mtv 3 . me tl DJ lvl: .ill . A v

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