College at Brockport - Saga Yearbook (Brockport, NY)

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THE STYLU S ni: A ,,,., - -r 87 -i QT stands for Thompson, who owns a new Ford' ' - I 'Running-all -errands with gracious- accord , U ,stand's, for Utzman Joy Ubutchifl 'W h , . . Normal and High School by her are entlfainegs ucalledffv -- V -stands 'for Vict'ryjwhich s-oon will be ours After a few m-onths, but dreadful long hours, VV Stands f01' Wiley, who has a sweet voice' She'd be an artist, if we had the choice. , X me-ans excuses, so many and old, . -Some are ou-tworn and som-e covered with 'mold Y -says that-- Youthful we hope to remain, g Though we shall dfaily in age ever gain, .',, A Z is the Zeal, whichwe ought to possess During our lessons, you all will confess, Sz is the and-so-forth which could be named' 7 - - You are not anxious tohave them all framed. .T.i-i..-5. .. Woman- Return ticket, please. Agent- Where to? Woman- Back here, where 'do you supposenliii' ' l ' ' .1i....ll- Teacher-f Sammie, name the four seasons. r 1- Sammie- Salt, mustard, lvinegar, D9DD9I'. V J Kleptomaniasm ' Pauline Petrie celebrated her six- lfeellill engagement? She appeared with George Hamil on the balcony Carrying a large banquet. Solid Wood? Dumb Kluck- The e1npire's wood SUDDIY is said to be decreasing. Doubt- less OUP Politicians will remedy this by Putting theirheads together. H AnYWay He Sings I Certainly, you did something else but eat at the partyy, m:iai9hf Yes, .dearestg after refresh- Can Siwe Sang a hymn called, 'We Dei 11118, Full Though We Be'.'? had beest later learned that the hymn - en, .'Weak and Sinful Though We Be. A V A Sophie- I didn't know George- had any idea of marrying you. Avis- He hadn't. It was entirely my -'own..idea. .5 . 1ll.i -'Miss Edwards- Use cauterize in a sentence. - Larry- I knew she was mine the moment I caught her eyes. - ,.i..l-1-- Sufferin' Tractors! l Six horses were burned to death as well as six tractors. Al. Ritz- I don't intend to be mar- ried until I am thirty. i Sophie- I don't intend to be thirty until I am married. ri-.-if-' I anta Boot l stories and was fatally, if Hassy- A guy named IW fell severa not seriously injured- -,,,,,. OW do you approach 2. Chatter- H -girl with a past? N Hort- YH got me- H .. Chatter- With a present. ,V - 7 I 1 it C. Fassett-'I slept like a 108 as night. n N a 10g with a saw I R, Den1o- Yes, 'H - , going through it-

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THE STYLUS A B C RHYMES By Olga Succop. A stands for Albus, a nice little man, Doing his lessons as w-ell as he can. B stands for Bamber, la Hist'ry C lass, Regents she hopes, she'll be able to pass. CU stands for Chatter, you all know him well Stories about him Miss Mlotycka'll tell. D stands for Dembeck, a very good talker, People who se-ek her go over towards VValker. E stands for Eller, the worst of the pests. Oh, does he ever get ninety in tests? Faculty F means, our teachers most dear. Thanking- them truly we wish all good cheer. G is the Groves boy, a student so bright? Who with his Caesar was in such a plight. H stands for Homuth, she comes all the way, Raining or sunshine-from Clarkson each day. I stands for Ireland or Ralei-gh-either one-- Pogether from dawn till setting of sun. January J shows, or June-dreadful dates, Regents announcing, which everyone hates. K stands for Kuppy,', a very bad boy. F rightful C Pj his antics, but he is our joy. L stands' for Laack, our 'great English seer. Grammar us failing, it's good she is near.- M stands for Miller, our Radio lad, Nuts, bolts, and' dials are his greatest fad. N stands for Nye who hails from afar, Schoolward each day he goes in his car. 0 stands for Owens-the teachers' delight. They are astonished to see one so bright. P stands for Petrie, our basketball whiz. Speaking of players, the greatest she is. Q stands for Quiet,-just walk through the hall, See all the gossips against either wall, R stands for Redman, a Senior so swell, All of her less-ons she does very well. S stands for Smith, who's our lit'rary man. He will write novels as soon as he can. f.,T!! Runflln HU Stn Normal UV stai After Z1 uvsyn Stn She'd be JJXU H163 Some ar Klxvm Ysayvs- Though '- I is tu During o is tli You are 1 Woman- Return Agent- Where to Woman- Back 114 suppose? Teacher- Sammic seasons. l Sammie- Salt, n pepper. 'A Kleptoma Pauline Petrie cel tieilfh engagement! with George Hamil Carrying a large ban Solid W4 Dumb Kluck- The lupply is Said to be dee bess our Politicians v Y Puttlllg their heads --L AUYWQY He Y, you did h C9rtainl ut eat an the part ., R1 N.. Y' 0auSin Sang a hyl near g' Full Though ladbeillt liter learned We Ben, ' 'Weak and

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gg THE STYLUS Mr. Herre Cto Paul Chapman in His- tory CJ- Paul, where were you born? Chatter- I was born in America. Mr. I-Ierre- What part? Chatter- All of me. Miss Denio entered a crowded car, And firmly grasped a strap, ' And every time they hit a bump l She sat in a different lap. The bumps grew higher, the jolting worse, 'Till at last she gasped with a smile, Will someone kindly tell me, please, How many laps make a mile? Dot Conly- Can a person be pun- ished for something she hasn't done, Miss Boyd?,' Miss Boyd- Of course not, Doro- thy. Dot + We1l, I haven't done my history. V - ' Cop- Hey, where are you going? Don't you know this is a one way street? Bob Nye- Well, I am only going one way, ain't I? l . l.,,,,, Franklin Bordwell- Have you ever heard the song of the old wooden chair? 1 Ken Wright- No, how does it go? Franklin- On rockers. Imagination Imagine Dot Conley without her Ken Imagine Bill Hamlin at school again. Imagine Fran Gallagher' never eat- ing candy.. Imagine a new B. H. S. That would fbe dandy. Imagine George I-Iamil not being called Duke Imagine Mr. Herre play a Uke'?. l1.i 1, Miss Westfall- Mr. Benedict, was there any translation of this passage in the notes? Enos- I don't know. I just re- ceived two, but I haven't opened them yet. Human Show Case 1 Woman who wants' glass front must get permit. ' What Barnum Missed Liberal reward for return of female pet bull! Herre-4 Have you-ever done any public speaking before? Kuppy- Well, I proposed to a girl over the telephone in my home town once. I know it is not proper, ' I know it is not nice, But the bird who howls the loudest Usually gets the extra slice. Mr. Curtis- The stretcher is a very useful piece of apparatus. I'm sure you will all be willing to bear me out in that. A Judge-e Guilty or not guilty? ' Jim - What else have you? . Harold- If you were condemned to die, what kind of a death would you choose? Howard- Old age! ' ' Mr. Cooper- Why did Hannibal cross the Alps. ' B. Freeman- For the same reason that the hen crossed the road. You don't catch me with no puzzles. Bernard- Do you know who's in the hospital. Larry- No.x Who? H I ' Bernard- Sick people, ofcourse. Q They put bridges on violins to get the music across. ' . C. Hill- Say, could you tell me how I can find the Chemistry room? Al - Sure, ask somebodyf' Bernard- Dear, let's go to a movie tonight. Edna- Don't botherg mother and father are going. . Mr. H61'1'9'- and truly in It ? ?-CIHOD - Classical D2 be vaccinate Doctor- MY afraid I'll have .- to Miss Motykan remind me of 2 Steve-- Why Miss Motyka- good on earth. Chatter- Wli badly? Bob NYS- I f third rate doctc the glass from Fran Cin a di nickel's worth o Steve - We Fran- Aw bri gimme a tive ce + Bob Nye ltalki V Hey, will you co1 I've turned turtle Garage man-' this is an aquai-it Miss Meader- mushrooms from Ruth White- I morning. If I a mushroomsg if I Were toadstoolsf' First Bufglarx' out of that house Second Burglarg I believe in bgj I believe that 0 I believe I bellevg 5 believe that 1 in no in wi' believ tl L 1 believg mt I ti. - Ibeiige mi f 'Il inal-