College at Brockport - Saga Yearbook (Brockport, NY)

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x N v l- As mllgllls Now, Hmiliar who lfmtllile I ac, station, ' About Ida: Sllt 'C mind. factsll Giiifrorn -that lre mni will lmerican shoulder, s, makes . Victor :ories for rp repre- r Empire as guar- i seconds honorable chickens uous, tlre airs wellf too mall smell diet. Africa 35 Un, wlrile Dying' Sill' parlor HP Jnr Ilflllle ness flmle led, 'Lic' l'lr0II1PS0li aSS sfo of ' ,, Bamlitl ' d li 5: rr16 Hake , to L Ie otllerwg l 17 THE STYLUS o ss gy ftgr extensive training at the Brockport Sanitarium . iribution to medical life by counting the gigantobaSltSEZSay1La1rl15 a great con- And Poor Old' HDut'Chn! i S116 Was giVC11 a Ford' on her tldnt' h ' day, She was ust about to drive across' the Park Ave. tracks oiiieldt blrth- the Watchman came o-ut with his stop sign. Dutch thought the Ely when for the engineer, consequently she is now resting in peace in Lak-evieslgg was tory. Of course everyone has heard of Ralph Smith. He is preslivde imeg the United' States now. Every year he c-omes to town to visit his fl? T1 Jewotig Butler, who is a gl-anivorous. Fran Gallagher' has opened ,glen J smart dress shop on Market street. Mlalrie Homuth and Frieda Kreutverl are her two very best dress models. George Hamil, who is a hyporcliondrlda liv-es in a hypostyle on Centennial Ave. Dorothy Conley and Bernice Carlea, have opened a studio where they make a great deal of money from olectroli photomicrography. Diddler Hoffman travels with the Ringley B1'0therS as the tallest fman in th-e world. Gertrude Files, that shy little moose Went to New York to seek her fortune and' landed a millionaire. Now she lives at 10634 7fl0 Riverside Drive. George Harmon, after many struggles with his adversaries, -has become the greatest criminal lawyer in America. Gladys Rounds, during her nursing career, met and married rar dashing young doctor. Now they manage a hospital at Adams Basin. where it is said an undertaker can always find plenty of Work. Maggie Stiles issues an ephemeric every year. If you would like to visit her she lives at 0000 littlewia-lkedon street, Town Pump. Well, I guess that covers about everything, said: Adeline. Archibald will be coming home soon, so I must get supper. I arose and followed her into the house, my mind filled with the wonders she had just told me. Mistress tinstructing new butlerj- On Getting Ready For School Now how do you address a baronet? pete-ffAro1yt you nearly ready, Butler- Your lor-dsh'ip. And his lady? Your lady-ship. And an Admiral? Er-your flagship. . Ida Mae- This theater is burning up!!! Laffy- We should worry. We've seen almost all the show. -...iuli She Ought to Know Mildred Newberry was asked to pro- Dlose to a chair as part of her initia- UQI1 stunt. She was progressing very mcelfy in her speech when someone Said, Kiss it, now. Oh, replied one of our engaged memb91'S, it isn't time for that yet. milfs- What struck you the first YOU visited Chicago? He A bla,Ckj3,Qk, n dear? Myrna- I wish you wouldn't keep asking that question, Pete. I have been telling you for the last hour that I will be ready in a minute. ' ,11-.i,.,...f- Joe D.- When does your football team play? - Fat Elwell- Football, team! What do you mean? J e D.- I heard your father say o that when you kicked off we'd be able to afford a big automobile. A farmer had an Irish rad in his em- ploy and hearing that on the prevlous day ,he had been attacked by 3 blluo went eo find him. Hone Pal, he Safd- UI heard you had an encounter Wlth Q!! a bull yesterday- Who Came on hes? Pal scratched his head and gim- Ilfid. Hsurev Y was a toss up. our honor, he said, it

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82 .TVHE 8-I-YLU8 1 - JUCLASS PROPHECY By Almeria. Redman. . The day was hot, and I was tired and dusty from my long journey- AS tlieltrain-rushed along past green fields and telephone poles, my thoughts recalled' incidents and events connected with school life S. NQW, seventeen years after graduation, I was going' back to thos-e old .familiar scenes. Intending to spend the week-end with my old friend,'Adel1ne, who now by the way was married to Professor Topnot and had a 'fashionable home on the charming Brock Heights, I was planning to renew old ac- quaintances. , - ' ' VVith a grinding of brakes, the train finally pulled' up at the station. Meeting Adeline, we drove to her home in a spiffy little Knock About Eight-.H After dinner, we withdrew to the 'cool shade of the veranda, she with her husband's socks to mend, I with nothingbut ,illlinquisitive mind. In the course of our conversation, these are some of the interesting facts I gleamed about my old: schoolmates: D E I- p Bobert Nye has dis-covered a' formula for 'making custard pies'i from milkweed and pieplan-tj He has made so much money from this-ithat he has decided to have- his picture hung in the school so that the Alumni, will not forgetnhim. Pete and Shrimp are making a hit on the American stages Pauline successfully demonstrates how to weep on a m+ain's shoulder, while Marie, sometimes known as VVildi Nell, the Pet of the Plains, makes theglmillions who see her, weep when she pulls her dagger stunt. Victor Miller operates a radio station, VV. F. A. F., from which bedtime stories for people of all ages are broadcast by Floyd Berridge. Olga Succop repre- senting Before , and Esther Stanford the After , are touring our Empire State on Shanks Horses, lecturing and selling Slim Jim Pancakes guar- anteed to make fat disappear within 18 hours, 3 minutes and 36 seconds after --using. These two highly efficient saleswomen have won honorable mfention and many patrons at the State Hospital at Rochester. H I. Boll Henion, who ownslalarge chicken farm, tried feeding-his chickens bran mixed with sawdust. Although th-is diet-was rather strenuous, the fowls seemed to flourish, so- he fed them entirely on sawdust. Affairs went along all right until his custoimers began to complain that there were too many knot-holes in their eggs. ,So now the hens are backon. their former diet. Helen. Succop and Hazel Owens have ,penetratedjthe wilds of Africa as missionaries. Snick Hawkins now fills Mr. I-Ierre's position, whzile Bones Elwell pounds amo, amas, amat into the heads of his loving stu- dents. Stella. Bassett and Kay 'Collins have opened a beauty parlor up above Snovers. They have quite a flourishing masculine trade. Our noble president seem-s to be managing the grocery and undertaking business- quite successfully Francis Stackhouse has 'ust ublished a book entitled ' ' J P , Lec- 'tures on the Fine Arts of Note-VVriting and Gigglingf' . On day last summer, his Ford being on the bum , Bennett Thompson had to drive a horse and buggynto town... his way, he had? to pass ai pop- corn stand operated by Charles Hoyt. Cornelius Napoleon, Bennett'S. horse th-ought the popcorn was a snow storm and froze to death. Red Bambef married a struggling young minister. After a few years Ioflmarried life she W-as able to give talks at Home Bureau meetings on How to Make Children's Clothing Out of Their 'Father's Old Ones. Chatter , otherwise known at Dr. Chapman, M. D., B. A., R. F. D. D D s co jj Ph D 'teHSiVe tr aibuiion fo med tr And Poor old She was .lu 'watchman ca' for the Cngineerf 1 my. Qf course llitivett Butler? W1 mart dress Shop ire her fW0 Very ll lives in a hypostyl have opened an Stu pi,0amicr0sfaP11b as the tallest H1311 to New York to se 10534. 7f10 River: his adversaries, has Rounds, during hen Now they manage can always find pl vear. If you wouf Town Pump. Well, I guess will be coming hom I into the house, my 1 Mistress finstruct Now how do you ad Butler- Your lord And his lady ? Your ladyshipf' And an Admiral? Er-your flagship, ulda Mae- This th D H H Larry- We shoulc seen almost all the sh -- She Ought r. D0M1ldred Newberry X, tiose to a chair as Da melllhint' She WHS 1 said auf her Speech udhfilss it, now-,, ' 1'9Dlied HT tim Sh u i i' iimeeguwifai struck H .. lslted Chi B A bla-Ckjackpnc

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ready wit and good humour. . 84 THE STYLUS CLASS WILL By Thelma Utzmmz, Wle, the Senior Class of Brockport High School, being of sound mind and bgd-V, make our Last VVill and Testament this twenty-seventh day of April in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and 'twenty-seven, in the presence of Andy and Min. u t t Frances Bamlber and Katherine Collins leave to Ruth VVhite and Virginia lVeis the privilege of having a regular third hour chat. i Stella Bassett bestows upon Florence Millard her unusual talents for aesthetic dancing. Floyd Berridge and Robert Henion leave to the Brinkman Brothers their knowledge of How a Good Farm is Run. Jewett Butler, George Hamil and Bennett Thompson leave the G-annna Sigma Fraternity to Gordon VVay. Long' may he carry on the work so suc- cessfully started. Bernice Cary leav-es her beauty and powers of acting to Helen Howell. To the honorable Jolm Kuppinger, Paul Chapman wishes to leave his Dorothy Conley and Frances Gallagher wish to bequeath upon their successors their ability to manage things and put them across. Adeline Dembeck leaves her powers of writing deep literature to Kath- erine Rosencrants. John Elwell leaves his school girl complexion to Lewis Udell. Gertrude Files leaves her ability to argue to Mr. Herre. ,Marie Greene, Pau-line Petrie and Margaretta Stiles leave their ability to play basketball to the Krutenat Sistersf' Keith Fowler leaves Wini. George Harmon leaves his tricks to Sylvester Jennings. - Snick Hawkins leaves his place in the office to Arthur Coleman. Joe,' Hoffman leaves h-is ability to skip school to Herman Robinson. Marie Hamlmuth, Ruth McClellan and the Succup Sisters leave their place in Study Hall to their next noon hour b-unch successors. Hazel Owens bestows upon Fredie Rudman her knowledge of English IV. Ralph Smith leaves his doll to Miss Fassett. May she cherish it all through her career. ' Frances Stackhouse leaves her ability-to vamp the Sheiks of B. H. S. to- Mary Duff. .Almeda Redman bequeaths upon Lauretta VViley her superb contralto voice. , . Freida Krutenat leaves her candy to the mice in the cloak room. Victor Miller leaves to B. H. S. his radio to be used to broadcast the happenin-gs of B. H. S. to all the alufmn-ae, . Bob Nye leaves his place in the Senior Play to Hawkshaw the detective. Esther Stanford and Gladys Rounds leave their front seats in Historv C class with much regret. ' We now affix our hand and seal ' ,I . ' . . , executor DickyH Banker. ' to this document' We appoint as Jur Signed-Senior Class. - Witnessed- By-Wo-ozey Hasbrook, - Hill Brothers. Geo. Daley, A Cinderella King, Charley Ball. hiv 0 Sf :L S :SE 233. . X G? A Q-a-we - o: m'U- . dh .nomm-r'4 ' ce Zwdeiwg MFQHQEQQEA: T15 cn 5 S., rn 3-, 'q,j w 0 Syd E. : P, x 3 ,Mb HJ De C15-'E' 4, dig .-. Q cu E w?.rIJ,f:-. oEZ.'-.4 +'?- v-1 I-4C 05,219 ' mmorai P1 2 s 2 5 I NP bf .E wwwon EPaQQ.E-E: 3:'.5'oEE53Fl IJ 504-wbnqfq-' '?-4-2 C1F- Lf mmmMcoft'5: s.. 5 ,4 . GJ Z3 ,Q U2 7-13-11 3 Sb. .2357 Q4 QCI4 3 SQ an l gs, 'ds-42 H'-' ,N Q cppacdz oqJQQ,JQJ+-5+.7.CJ.C USWQE-E55 '-1 moo v mzmg +-'OSA 5 fL'coD-in GJ G C1 I oo . .,. swath 3232 IS'-eQ '-19 Q9-4-J Nam-WQWQQT Z:,,+-'isis-P-F1-1+-w..f: U2 -QE A639 Mifssm-2 'q3 c:..'mgm',,jQ ...CD K Q cz. m8533555 mUUQQC