College at Brockport - Saga Yearbook (Brockport, NY)

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82 .TVHE 8-I-YLU8 1 - JUCLASS PROPHECY By Almeria. Redman. . The day was hot, and I was tired and dusty from my long journey- AS tlieltrain-rushed along past green fields and telephone poles, my thoughts recalled' incidents and events connected with school life S. NQW, seventeen years after graduation, I was going' back to thos-e old .familiar scenes. Intending to spend the week-end with my old friend,'Adel1ne, who now by the way was married to Professor Topnot and had a 'fashionable home on the charming Brock Heights, I was planning to renew old ac- quaintances. , - ' ' VVith a grinding of brakes, the train finally pulled' up at the station. Meeting Adeline, we drove to her home in a spiffy little Knock About Eight-.H After dinner, we withdrew to the 'cool shade of the veranda, she with her husband's socks to mend, I with nothingbut ,illlinquisitive mind. In the course of our conversation, these are some of the interesting facts I gleamed about my old: schoolmates: D E I- p Bobert Nye has dis-covered a' formula for 'making custard pies'i from milkweed and pieplan-tj He has made so much money from this-ithat he has decided to have- his picture hung in the school so that the Alumni, will not forgetnhim. Pete and Shrimp are making a hit on the American stages Pauline successfully demonstrates how to weep on a m+ain's shoulder, while Marie, sometimes known as VVildi Nell, the Pet of the Plains, makes theglmillions who see her, weep when she pulls her dagger stunt. Victor Miller operates a radio station, VV. F. A. F., from which bedtime stories for people of all ages are broadcast by Floyd Berridge. Olga Succop repre- senting Before , and Esther Stanford the After , are touring our Empire State on Shanks Horses, lecturing and selling Slim Jim Pancakes guar- anteed to make fat disappear within 18 hours, 3 minutes and 36 seconds after --using. These two highly efficient saleswomen have won honorable mfention and many patrons at the State Hospital at Rochester. H I. Boll Henion, who ownslalarge chicken farm, tried feeding-his chickens bran mixed with sawdust. Although th-is diet-was rather strenuous, the fowls seemed to flourish, so- he fed them entirely on sawdust. Affairs went along all right until his custoimers began to complain that there were too many knot-holes in their eggs. ,So now the hens are backon. their former diet. Helen. Succop and Hazel Owens have ,penetratedjthe wilds of Africa as missionaries. Snick Hawkins now fills Mr. I-Ierre's position, whzile Bones Elwell pounds amo, amas, amat into the heads of his loving stu- dents. Stella. Bassett and Kay 'Collins have opened a beauty parlor up above Snovers. They have quite a flourishing masculine trade. Our noble president seem-s to be managing the grocery and undertaking business- quite successfully Francis Stackhouse has 'ust ublished a book entitled ' ' J P , Lec- 'tures on the Fine Arts of Note-VVriting and Gigglingf' . On day last summer, his Ford being on the bum , Bennett Thompson had to drive a horse and buggynto town... his way, he had? to pass ai pop- corn stand operated by Charles Hoyt. Cornelius Napoleon, Bennett'S. horse th-ought the popcorn was a snow storm and froze to death. Red Bambef married a struggling young minister. After a few years Ioflmarried life she W-as able to give talks at Home Bureau meetings on How to Make Children's Clothing Out of Their 'Father's Old Ones. Chatter , otherwise known at Dr. Chapman, M. D., B. A., R. F. D. D D s co jj Ph D 'teHSiVe tr aibuiion fo med tr And Poor old She was .lu 'watchman ca' for the Cngineerf 1 my. Qf course llitivett Butler? W1 mart dress Shop ire her fW0 Very ll lives in a hypostyl have opened an Stu pi,0amicr0sfaP11b as the tallest H1311 to New York to se 10534. 7f10 River: his adversaries, has Rounds, during hen Now they manage can always find pl vear. If you wouf Town Pump. Well, I guess will be coming hom I into the house, my 1 Mistress finstruct Now how do you ad Butler- Your lord And his lady ? Your ladyshipf' And an Admiral? Er-your flagship, ulda Mae- This th D H H Larry- We shoulc seen almost all the sh -- She Ought r. D0M1ldred Newberry X, tiose to a chair as Da melllhint' She WHS 1 said auf her Speech udhfilss it, now-,, ' 1'9Dlied HT tim Sh u i i' iimeeguwifai struck H .. lslted Chi B A bla-Ckjackpnc

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THE STYLUS S is ' - - 81 lHer easel, with the ll lively. , '2e. back Hlld goes over iiletic star tl, for she nbars, too. 1shinef0f nic Games! S claSS95 readv veI'Y ls , W I our losswe , sail 'BI.GiA sUoooP Assistant Editor of High School Stylus. Wh-at will B. H. S. do Without Olga? She is an able student, true friend, .and 3 V good sport! Her aim seems to -Abe a position among the authors. May you find all kinds of success! BENNETT THOMPSON Assistant Manager Basketballg Gamma Sigma. Behold our noble senior, the unobtrusive Good N-o one has ever know Goodie till the last -couple of years. He acts quiet around, but- 'S'old fight Bennett. THELMA UTZMAN Glee Clubg Basketball. In class she's a riot. In sports shefs Ll olowng And e'er she's a person, Who wofn't be put down. ' V Dutch never is too busy to ,say Hello, or to stop for a chat. CIt's thought g S by some teachers that she stops too oftenl. A She's a good sport, and the best known of all our High School girls. g STONES FOR CLASSES , S ,...... Emerald . F k reshmen . . . . 'Blameystone xi iophomores . . ' . ' . Grindstone umors .... I 0 ' . Tombstone R Seniors . .

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x N v l- As mllgllls Now, Hmiliar who lfmtllile I ac, station, ' About Ida: Sllt 'C mind. factsll Giiifrorn -that lre mni will lmerican shoulder, s, makes . Victor :ories for rp repre- r Empire as guar- i seconds honorable chickens uous, tlre airs wellf too mall smell diet. Africa 35 Un, wlrile Dying' Sill' parlor HP Jnr Ilflllle ness flmle led, 'Lic' l'lr0II1PS0li aSS sfo of ' ,, Bamlitl ' d li 5: rr16 Hake , to L Ie otllerwg l 17 THE STYLUS o ss gy ftgr extensive training at the Brockport Sanitarium . iribution to medical life by counting the gigantobaSltSEZSay1La1rl15 a great con- And Poor Old' HDut'Chn! i S116 Was giVC11 a Ford' on her tldnt' h ' day, She was ust about to drive across' the Park Ave. tracks oiiieldt blrth- the Watchman came o-ut with his stop sign. Dutch thought the Ely when for the engineer, consequently she is now resting in peace in Lak-evieslgg was tory. Of course everyone has heard of Ralph Smith. He is preslivde imeg the United' States now. Every year he c-omes to town to visit his fl? T1 Jewotig Butler, who is a gl-anivorous. Fran Gallagher' has opened ,glen J smart dress shop on Market street. Mlalrie Homuth and Frieda Kreutverl are her two very best dress models. George Hamil, who is a hyporcliondrlda liv-es in a hypostyle on Centennial Ave. Dorothy Conley and Bernice Carlea, have opened a studio where they make a great deal of money from olectroli photomicrography. Diddler Hoffman travels with the Ringley B1'0therS as the tallest fman in th-e world. Gertrude Files, that shy little moose Went to New York to seek her fortune and' landed a millionaire. Now she lives at 10634 7fl0 Riverside Drive. George Harmon, after many struggles with his adversaries, -has become the greatest criminal lawyer in America. Gladys Rounds, during her nursing career, met and married rar dashing young doctor. Now they manage a hospital at Adams Basin. where it is said an undertaker can always find plenty of Work. Maggie Stiles issues an ephemeric every year. If you would like to visit her she lives at 0000 littlewia-lkedon street, Town Pump. Well, I guess that covers about everything, said: Adeline. Archibald will be coming home soon, so I must get supper. I arose and followed her into the house, my mind filled with the wonders she had just told me. Mistress tinstructing new butlerj- On Getting Ready For School Now how do you address a baronet? pete-ffAro1yt you nearly ready, Butler- Your lor-dsh'ip. And his lady? Your lady-ship. And an Admiral? Er-your flagship. . Ida Mae- This theater is burning up!!! Laffy- We should worry. We've seen almost all the show. -...iuli She Ought to Know Mildred Newberry was asked to pro- Dlose to a chair as part of her initia- UQI1 stunt. She was progressing very mcelfy in her speech when someone Said, Kiss it, now. Oh, replied one of our engaged memb91'S, it isn't time for that yet. milfs- What struck you the first YOU visited Chicago? He A bla,Ckj3,Qk, n dear? Myrna- I wish you wouldn't keep asking that question, Pete. I have been telling you for the last hour that I will be ready in a minute. ' ,11-.i,.,...f- Joe D.- When does your football team play? - Fat Elwell- Football, team! What do you mean? J e D.- I heard your father say o that when you kicked off we'd be able to afford a big automobile. A farmer had an Irish rad in his em- ploy and hearing that on the prevlous day ,he had been attacked by 3 blluo went eo find him. Hone Pal, he Safd- UI heard you had an encounter Wlth Q!! a bull yesterday- Who Came on hes? Pal scratched his head and gim- Ilfid. Hsurev Y was a toss up. our honor, he said, it