College of William and Mary - Colonial Echo Yearbook (Williamsburg, VA)

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...IT WAS THE YEAR OF THE OX 22. 23 24. 25 26 27. 28. He changed his opinion again of Bo Derek. He laughed at the people who said that the Sports Illustrated Bathing suit issue was sexist as he wiped the drool from his lip. He talked about David Letterman when all else failed. He never really thought about the fact that Eddy Murphy really was not timeless. He went to a zoo (sometimes called Ft. Lauderdale or Daytona Beach) with many wild animals for Spring Break... He resented conservatives for trying to force their morality on the rest of the nation. He heralded in the birth of a new generation with the Prime Minister of Lithuania giving Ronald Reagan the first Presidential ' wedgie ' in pub- lic. This was of course after the U.S. refused to buy 60 million tons of Lithuanian cat food. He stopped drinking mineral water, and began to pursue other useless ways to spend his money. He killed the first ox he saw and sent it to the starving children of Ethiopia. He did, however, have time for a serious note. He never acknowledged that the Col- lege of William and Mary was the home of many of the best times and best friends of his life. School was a blast. And if there was one thing that did truly characterize the man of 1985, it was his zeal for the future. I hope he never forgets that school was short, special, and very formative. — Martin McClanan 29. 30. Crim Dell was timeless. A resident of the frat complex finds an innovative nay to store his bike. lA Well, maybe we aren ' t all yuppie Republicans, ' he front porch of 406 Jamestown Road often eemed to be the last bastion of student liberalism. 23