College of San Mateo - Campus Yearbook (San Mateo, CA)

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af.-Hu-Ii --11 -- i--- I- 1 -nnlnsfq I I I I I ATHLETIC AND I ' I o U T I N G EQUIPMENT i 51 l l ' Prices No Greater Than I : Inferior Kinds - 1 Standard With Those Who Know I We carry no side lines, but devote our! I entire energy in maintaining the most com- I T plete Sporting Goods House in America. T Our Every-day Slogan I 2 . Qualify, Serzfire and Price I A I THE ELLERY ARMS COMPANYi 585 MAIIKET STREET !,...-...-.-..- .ii, -.- iio. - ,oii - iiii -...- iiii - -. -..sl Marjorie: I'm a little hoarse. Milt: I knew you weren't a lady. Darn it! Another pupil gone, said the professor as his glass eye rolled down the sink. Mr. Rankin: What is the most outstanding Contribution that chemistry has given to the world? Bert Levy: Blondes. Prof: Wise men hesitateg fools are certain. Pupil: Are you sure? Prof : I am certain. Mrs. Robins: Who wrote the first short story? Ted Hand: Probably a Scotchman. POPULAR FICTION Let bygones be -by Gones. Yes -by Golly Rocka --by Baby. The Fly --by Night. Missed -by A. Mile. Ben Franklin's Auto -by Ography. ' Alone ar last -by Bank of Italy. Oihce Manager: What was your last job? Applicant: I worked at a school that taught how to write well. O. M.: But what did you do there? Applicant: I had to jog the table while the new pupils wrote: This is a speci- man of my handwriting before tal-:ing Scribes writing course. ,!,-.ii-I. -I -I .- .- -.ii ------ I...-Mi. l I I Telephone IVIARKIET 8056 l l I 2 I 5 Specialists in School Musical Supplies I I WATERS AND ROSS l l Distributors of HOLTON Band Instruments i l Band and Orchestra Music I Violin Experts Expert Repairing I I T . l 5 T I 5 115 5 IvIARKn'r STIUQET 1 San Francisco l l .g...-..I..- ... .-.- -.- - -.-. - -I-A----'P S

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fl' ' 'H' 'M' ' ' ' ' 1 1 - 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 . I Conifllilzlelzlf rf 1 L E O Q HARRIS 5 1 w I 1 E u .--.,.,.v...'1,.1.-11 q..,.........- - --.- - -.---.-- 4-1 ---- 1- - -1- - -1----- -fr-v--- -2-- Ardis: Have you read '1Fteckles? Ossy Hunt: No, mine are brown. 1 f Lenny Mumford: Wliat school is hardest for a fellow to get through? Skip Couden: Mills College. Y f Jack Ashby: Vffhafs wrong with the Car? It squeaks dreadfully. Doris Hollmanz Can't be helped. Theres pigiron in the axle. 1 1 Ethel Kohnke thinks that the most popular car on the market is the Possum. It pllys dead in the most convenient places. 1 f Mary had a little lamb Witli green peas on the side The check for it was three fifteen The boy friend nearly died. 1 1 Manny: Did you hear about the terrible brain disease Smitty: Don't worry-you're safe. 107 that is sweeping the country?

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Q g,.....,-.- .. --... I- -. ---- V- --I - -. --. - -.- - -I ---- .- -.....-H42 I I . 1 . I I UARA TY PRINTING ANQIU j ILITHOGRAPIHI CO., line 1 Q t ANDREW 5. Mos enev , Jn. 1. 1 Specializing in Sclvool E and College elnnuals I l 965 IWIAIILIQISON S'lI'lRlEilE'll' .99 GAIRFIIEIJID M768 SAN rumweiseo, CALIFORNIA I s : 4.........-i...-..,.-...i-.........,-,,.-.......,,.-....... ......-. - .. -,,.,...... .. .........., .........,.... - - ..,......,q. Applicant for position of ofhce boy: I may say that I am pretty smart. I've won several prizes in crossword and word-picture contests lately. Employer: Yes, but I want someone who can be smart during ofhce hours. Applicant: This wrts during olhce hours. f Y ONE ON THE PRIZXY Carl Mitchell Qawakened by the telephone from deep sleep at three a. m.j: Hello. Voice: Is this the president? y Prexy: Yes. Voice: Well, what are you doing up this late? 1 1 Mr. jones: I want something to wear around the dormitory. Clerk: How large is your dormitory? 1 f I - Torry: Say, Blendes, who cl'ya think is the most generous boy in this school? Blendes: I am, because I can give my seat to two ladies. 109