College of San Mateo - Campus Yearbook (San Mateo, CA)

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af.-Hu-Ii --11 -- i--- I- 1 -nnlnsfq I I I I I ATHLETIC AND I ' I o U T I N G EQUIPMENT i 51 l l ' Prices No Greater Than I : Inferior Kinds - 1 Standard With Those Who Know I We carry no side lines, but devote our! I entire energy in maintaining the most com- I T plete Sporting Goods House in America. T Our Every-day Slogan I 2 . Qualify, Serzfire and Price I A I THE ELLERY ARMS COMPANYi 585 MAIIKET STREET !,...-...-.-..- .ii, -.- iio. - ,oii - iiii -...- iiii - -. -..sl Marjorie: I'm a little hoarse. Milt: I knew you weren't a lady. Darn it! Another pupil gone, said the professor as his glass eye rolled down the sink. Mr. Rankin: What is the most outstanding Contribution that chemistry has given to the world? Bert Levy: Blondes. Prof: Wise men hesitateg fools are certain. Pupil: Are you sure? Prof : I am certain. Mrs. Robins: Who wrote the first short story? Ted Hand: Probably a Scotchman. POPULAR FICTION Let bygones be -by Gones. Yes -by Golly Rocka --by Baby. The Fly --by Night. Missed -by A. Mile. Ben Franklin's Auto -by Ography. ' Alone ar last -by Bank of Italy. Oihce Manager: What was your last job? Applicant: I worked at a school that taught how to write well. O. M.: But what did you do there? Applicant: I had to jog the table while the new pupils wrote: This is a speci- man of my handwriting before tal-:ing Scribes writing course. ,!,-.ii-I. -I -I .- .- -.ii ------ I...-Mi. l I I Telephone IVIARKIET 8056 l l I 2 I 5 Specialists in School Musical Supplies I I WATERS AND ROSS l l Distributors of HOLTON Band Instruments i l Band and Orchestra Music I Violin Experts Expert Repairing I I T . l 5 T I 5 115 5 IvIARKn'r STIUQET 1 San Francisco l l .g...-..I..- ... .-.- -.- - -.-. - -I-A----'P S