College of San Mateo - Campus Yearbook (San Mateo, CA)

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l 100 The CAMPUS. f 1950 mmmumuu A I imnmumman:ununnu4lmnnvumummumuuu muuuummv-:muummu An Annual is a great invention . . . the school gets the nameg the printer gets the money: and the staff gets the blame. If we print jokes, folks say that we are silly. If we don't, they say that we are too serious. If we publish original matter, they say we lack variety. If we publish things from other books, we are too lazy to write. If we are rustling news, we are not attending to business in our own department. If we don't print contributions, we don't show appreciation. If we do print them, the paper is full of junk. Like as not some fellows will say that we swiped this from some other paper. And we did. 1 1 Edna K.: That man looks like a musical fish. Helen H.: How so? Edna K.: Oh, he's a piano tuna. 1 1 Prof. Qtaking up quiz paperj: Vifhy the quotation marks on this paper? Frosh: Courtesy to the man in front of me, sir. 1 1 Elsie: Which is correct-to speak of a sitting hen or a setting hen? Don: Donit know and don't care. What I'd like to know is, when ti hen Cackles, has she laid or lied? 1 1 Miss Cook: What did Juliet say to Romeo when she met him on the balcony? Ardine: Why didn't you get orchestra seats? 1 1 Mr. Hepburn: Mignacco, can you name the Tudots? Carl: Yes, sir. Front door and back door. 1 1 joe Woods: Did you make this Cake with your own little hands? Dorothy Connor: Yes, why? Joe: I just wondered who lifted it out of the oven for you. 1 1 Marion joseph: Do you like codfish balls? Barbara: I don't know-I never went to any. 1 1

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