College of San Mateo - Campus Yearbook (San Mateo, CA)

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98 The CAMPUs f 1930 unmmm uiinnnnmuminumnimnIiiiiiIinlmminnmimmiiiniiniiiiininiiiniiiiiIuIiiiliiiunumnmiuu VUE HEAR THAT Dean Hopkins was pinched for speeding on his bike. Mr. Taggarfs hobby is playing hopscotch. Dr. Balderston would love to run a hot dog stand. Mr. Francis has taken up aesthetic dancing. Mrs. Robins was caught swinging on the door of Room 12. Miss Cook received roller skates for Christmas. Mr. Bashor fell off the children's slide at the beach. Mr. Koehler let one of his classes out before the bell rang. Miss johnson is quite proficient with the slingshot. Mr. Hepburn has tried all hs life to raise a mustache. Coach McFadden will sing ballads over the radio. Miss Steel let someone talk in the library once. Mr. Klyver plays jacks with his lab classes. Mr. Storey takes candy from babies. Dr. Shepherd aims to cute centipedes of chilblains. Miss O'Keefe got mad once. Mr. Stanger hopes some day to be an organ-grinder. Miss Beveridge claims that Spearmint snaps the best. Miss Young upholds the merits of Doublemint. Miss Davis was seen throwing spitballs at faculty meeting. Mr, Bohnetls favorite characters are Cecil and Sally. Mr. Steinmetz plays the zither in his spare moments. Mr. Westigard secretly yearns to be a speed cop. ' Y 1 Mary had a little lamb Witli green peas on the sideg The check for it was 5.15 The boy friend nearly died. 1 Y Dolly: Wlio is thatman over there snapping his fingers? Doris: That's a deaf mute with the hiccoughs. V Thousands of years it cook to make a monkey into a mang Give a woman fifteen seconds and he's back where he began. 1 1 Keen: My client has killed his father and mother. How shall we conduct the case? Sharp: Make him plead for mercy on the grounds that he's an orphan. 1 f Johnnie Moore bought a car because the clutch was thrown in.

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l 100 The CAMPUS. f 1950 mmmumuu A I imnmumman:ununnu4lmnnvumummumuuu muuuummv-:muummu An Annual is a great invention . . . the school gets the nameg the printer gets the money: and the staff gets the blame. If we print jokes, folks say that we are silly. If we don't, they say that we are too serious. If we publish original matter, they say we lack variety. If we publish things from other books, we are too lazy to write. If we are rustling news, we are not attending to business in our own department. If we don't print contributions, we don't show appreciation. If we do print them, the paper is full of junk. Like as not some fellows will say that we swiped this from some other paper. And we did. 1 1 Edna K.: That man looks like a musical fish. Helen H.: How so? Edna K.: Oh, he's a piano tuna. 1 1 Prof. Qtaking up quiz paperj: Vifhy the quotation marks on this paper? Frosh: Courtesy to the man in front of me, sir. 1 1 Elsie: Which is correct-to speak of a sitting hen or a setting hen? Don: Donit know and don't care. What I'd like to know is, when ti hen Cackles, has she laid or lied? 1 1 Miss Cook: What did Juliet say to Romeo when she met him on the balcony? Ardine: Why didn't you get orchestra seats? 1 1 Mr. Hepburn: Mignacco, can you name the Tudots? Carl: Yes, sir. Front door and back door. 1 1 joe Woods: Did you make this Cake with your own little hands? Dorothy Connor: Yes, why? Joe: I just wondered who lifted it out of the oven for you. 1 1 Marion joseph: Do you like codfish balls? Barbara: I don't know-I never went to any. 1 1