College of San Mateo - Campus Yearbook (San Mateo, CA)

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SAN MATBO JUNIOR COLLEGE

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96 The CAMPUS 1 1950 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN We heard Napoleon sing Toreador for the first time? Max Hirsch kissed a Freshman girl and nearly caused a riot? Frank Henrotte first appeared in his calfskin coat? Len Mumford failed to pick out a Frosh Co-ed? Brant Eubanks sprouted a mustache? Some Frosh boy wore long underwear? Windy Coats started J. C.? The Gauchos entertained at assembly? Armando forgot to bring the camera along? Adrienne Kneass got a straight A? Ernie Rae signed up for the Parent Education course? Fred West couldn't think up a pun? Ed Montgomery got to a class on time? There was snow on King's Mountain? Ossy Hunt kept quiet all history period? jack Ashby had a shiner ? Ardine Otts had her first accident in the new Ford? We had our first hot days of the term . . . which meant Searsville? The race for student body prexy resulted in a tie? Fire-chief Coats smoked us out in fire drill? The Whisketino Contest hit the school? We couldn't use the tennis courts? , A certain young 'lady fell down the front steps? 5' We had a wild cat in captivity? We first saw Harry Bird at school? Don and Elsie decided it was a case? jimmy Hickey let a girl drive his green Packard? New desks were installed in Room 21? Somebody wasn't falling for Frances Farrell? Dr. Hepburn didn't illustrate with cartoons? We had our first pep rally of the term? Y 1 Faith jordan ftranslating Latinj: Three times I strove to cast my arms around his neck and . . . that was as far as I got, Mrs. Lewis. Mrs. Lewis: Well, Faith, I think that was quite far enough. f Y Mel Duffy f at football gainej : Milo will be our best man next year. jean: Oh, this is so sudden. If told to take a back seat by the teacher one will take affront.

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98 The CAMPUs f 1930 unmmm uiinnnnmuminumnimnIiiiiiIinlmminnmimmiiiniiniiiiininiiiniiiiiIuIiiiliiiunumnmiuu VUE HEAR THAT Dean Hopkins was pinched for speeding on his bike. Mr. Taggarfs hobby is playing hopscotch. Dr. Balderston would love to run a hot dog stand. Mr. Francis has taken up aesthetic dancing. Mrs. Robins was caught swinging on the door of Room 12. Miss Cook received roller skates for Christmas. Mr. Bashor fell off the children's slide at the beach. Mr. Koehler let one of his classes out before the bell rang. Miss johnson is quite proficient with the slingshot. Mr. Hepburn has tried all hs life to raise a mustache. Coach McFadden will sing ballads over the radio. Miss Steel let someone talk in the library once. Mr. Klyver plays jacks with his lab classes. Mr. Storey takes candy from babies. Dr. Shepherd aims to cute centipedes of chilblains. Miss O'Keefe got mad once. Mr. Stanger hopes some day to be an organ-grinder. Miss Beveridge claims that Spearmint snaps the best. Miss Young upholds the merits of Doublemint. Miss Davis was seen throwing spitballs at faculty meeting. Mr, Bohnetls favorite characters are Cecil and Sally. Mr. Steinmetz plays the zither in his spare moments. Mr. Westigard secretly yearns to be a speed cop. ' Y 1 Mary had a little lamb Witli green peas on the sideg The check for it was 5.15 The boy friend nearly died. 1 Y Dolly: Wlio is thatman over there snapping his fingers? Doris: That's a deaf mute with the hiccoughs. V Thousands of years it cook to make a monkey into a mang Give a woman fifteen seconds and he's back where he began. 1 1 Keen: My client has killed his father and mother. How shall we conduct the case? Sharp: Make him plead for mercy on the grounds that he's an orphan. 1 f Johnnie Moore bought a car because the clutch was thrown in.