College High School - La Campanilla Yearbook (Upper Montclair, NJ)

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Besides her outstanding invention of escalators that go up and down sideways. Peggv Flanders is the proud possessor of the most familiar voice in radio although, once, while standing in for Johnny, she almost ruined her ocal chords, calling for Philip Morris. Her most famous impersona- tions are those of Little Nick, of Bi fame, and Willie the Penguin. Er in Bartel. the first boy in the class to grow a moustache, because of this upper lip foliage got a job with the Fuller Brush Company as a walking advertisement. While riding his little red bike from door to door, his moustache got caught among the gears. Er in felt run down, to say the least You must know Gladvs Vermeulen, the girl with the smile. You ' ve probably seen her smirking at you from ads of Ipana and Sal Hepatica and have wondered what she has to be so happy about. The truth is she ' s not happv. She once tried to eat a banana sideways, and her mouth staved that way, much to her cha-grin. Pat Lynch, because of his fondness for cats, became lion tamer in the Barnum and Baily circus. Ah, sure and he vas a grand sight in his Kelly green tights. But his was a sad fate. If you ever see a lion with a sham- rock in his mane, listen closely and you may hear someone singing faintly, Mother Machree. Using all ten of her fingers and some of her toes. Norma Haupt is con- tinually knitting Argyle socks. Poor Norma once got her eyes crossed watching the green yarn splice the red yarn. This temporary disability caused her to poke a hole through a sock. Said Norma, Darn it! Harry Wuest is noted for his in ' ention of a Braille adding machine for people with insomnia who count rabbits. A great scientist who is short on words and long on experiments, Harry was asked if he could name all the elements in alphabetical order. ]a, said Harry. Head of the teetotaler ' s union. Bill Nagel ' s only use for alcohol is for thawing out the football kinks in his fabulous left leg. (Harve) ' has al- w a s belie •ed that the Girls ' A. A. is foi feminine alcoholics who prefer to remain anonymous.) His erudite ad ■ice to the waiting world: Sober up. will va? A pathetic story is that of Jo Ann Wallace. Soon after being gradu- ated from C. H. S., she was given a job in the advertising department, drawing five o ' clock shadows for a razor blade firm. She was fired after ten years for having a date with one of the Smith Brothers, and drawing a moustache on a Woodbury deb. Our crystal ball becomes cloudy, but not before it re ' eals Bill (T zone) Yskamp, who at the ripe old age of Ql, has amassed a huge fortune from endorsing various brands of cigarettes. He now enjoys his own tobacco plantation and raises mint juleps. Recendy photographed smoking his billionth cigarette. Bill was observed by a reporter who said that his coloring looked greener than usual. Bill ' s only comment: Ah feel jus ' zippy! And now, our exits and entrances coiupJete. the stage groups dim as THE CURTAIN FALLS 26