College High School - La Campanilla Yearbook (Upper Montclair, NJ)

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linE, THE CLASS OF 1947 AT COLLEGE HIGH, being of sound and dispos- 11 ing mind, memory, and understanding, do hereby make, publish, and de- clare our last will and testament, in manner following, that is to say: e do hereby give and bequeath: To IR. SE BOLD. 146 problem to which we know he is capable of attending. To MISS CALIANDRO, a bottle of white ink to use in writing the black list. To !MR. DE ROSA, a durable, super-light, extra-wide aluminum shovel. To MRS. INCHESTER, a gavel which, we are assured, can be heard in every corner and under every table in the library. To MATT SYLVL4, twenty-four clean lockers. To IR. BOH?s, an original John Rube Goldberg Pike inven- tion which allows him to manipulate the windows from his desk merely bv revolving three times and touching his toes. To DR. MOFFATT, one, guaranteed for life, bull moose. To DR. GLEXrs, a bag of atomic-age cement to base his httle stories on. To DR. FREE IAX. a bushel of apples which have been already deUvered. To DR. KRALSS, a memorandum pad of flax paper with which he can also roll cigarettes. To MR. BLDNE, an ejecting apparatus to throw luiruly students bodily from the classroom. To MR. CONRAD, a group of incoming sophomores who will do nothing but laugh at his jokes: and to aid him in marking them, a laugh meter. To MRS. RAMSDEX, a new crop of herbacious perennials. To MIKE STANISH, a new tackling dummy, replacing Josephine, to be called Fanny. To MRS. PRATT, a set of dumbbells. To : IR. CLIFFORD, a sling shot with a Xorden sling shot sight attached. To : IR. KARP. a pretty model. To IR. MOSTERT. a box of dead flies for his blueberry pie. To THE JUNIORS, undisputed possession of the Crier office, and a tape measure to determine the chest expansion of the new seniors. To THE FACULTY, our grateful appreciation for turning out so fine a class. In witness whereof we have hereunto set our hand and affixed our seal, this 12th day of June, in the year of Our Lord 1947. I signed I The Class of 1947

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r R A S I E s Noted For Pet Aversion ..Black, nirly hair Jazzed up classical musi ..P.A.D. contributions A. A. late-comers. Usually See Studying French in library At A. A Fightinf! with John Geismar Shades of hair St. Louis Cards. Writing Hi-Iites Big. brown eyes Getting up early. Doing math . Shiny loafers ..Hairdressers. All over New clothes People vho come late. With Carol and Maureen... Vivacity ...Bow ties. Collecting money ..Dancing ability People late to cheering practice. Around Montclair Popularity Cleaning the bathtub. Combing her hair Blonde hair Frilly clothes. Drinking black coffee Half-closed lids The thought of being a housewife. At Wittrock ' s . Those subtle remarks... Fruit. With Mac Different fads Droopy shoulders. Studying for a test Being a hard worker...Public Service. Love for Benny In the Crier office Goodman records ...(Jassical music. Smirking His stale jokes Working on English Argumentative capacity With his brief case Geniality .People who don ' t laugh at his jokes. .Drawing. .Insects that sting. Horsing around Band-aids on his face... Driving slowly. With John G Crew cut .Apple polishers. In the gym Wavy pompadour Bull throwers. Going home - Cracks in class P. A. D. summaries. Reading Vogue ...Kinky hair Wings with socks. Taking pictures His laugh Itchy underwear. Doing a stretch. Laugh? I thought IM die. A quiet moment.

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