College High School - La Campanilla Yearbook (Upper Montclair, NJ)

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IWUILTY PHOTOS HALF A HEAD IS BETTER THAN NONE) ' I feel like a hull moose. Isn ' t he cute? Happy French (Jliili, Take it, Jackson. Mr. Placek ' s Christmas tree. And why were you late? ' ■ ' They are lovely, aren ' t they? ' ' These are Irouhlcd limes ■ ' I. el ' s take a tangihle example It ' s as easy as a2 - h2 + c2 2hcCos A: c , ' -

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Carol expounds. But getting back to the female contingent, we find Louise Ripley. Because of her many friends, Louise edited the social register for 196.5, and she did a pretty good job at that. Only trouble is she forgot to include a member of the class of ' 47, and said member promptly strangled her. Louise edited for the fun of it — hers was not a cash register. And we can ' t forget Betty Vander Schaaf either. Betty, as the first woman to head the Chamber of Com- merce, put Clifton on the map through her incessant advertising. When her program was completed, only an uninitiated few still thought ' Bean Town ' meant Boston. Maybe you would like to hear about Doug Smith, who became the fastest long-distance runner in the world. His records from Ocean Grove to Philadelphia have never been equaled by anyone to this day. Well, here is an interesting item. Carol Wedum was the only woman ever appointed to the Supreme Court. Her remarkable judgment and important de- cisions in many controversies gave her a chair in every legal society in the country. It was only towards the end that she needed them. And of course, don ' t overlook Floyd Vollinger. Head of the largest gas station syndicate in the world, Floyd made a fortune in oil and water. He claimed there was a Vollinger Service Station in every city and village in the world, and Vollinger oil and water in 99 9 of the world ' s gas tanks. Although you probably won ' t have heard of her, Diane Wettven did her part for humanity back on earth. Di organized all the baby sitters into one big union, and demanded and received stable wages, shorter hours, and quieter children. Her plea for better laundering failed, however. Another strong bid for fame came from Bob Wil- kins, who became a hat designer for women. He spe- cialized in hats for women with large ears, hats for women with small ears, but especially hats for women with no ears at all. What creations! Perhaps the most stable person on the list is Joan White. After college, Joan got a job as a genie in a magic lamp, but everything rubbed her the wrong way, so she quit this position and became a successful house- wife. An impressive name brings the list to a close. It ' s that of Bob Willett. At the age of 33 Bob discovered the true way to successful friendships, and published a book, ' How To Win Chess and Influence People, ' ex- panding this theory. Bob ' s opinions were coveted wher- ever he was wont to went. Well, Boss, do they pass? Saint Peter glanced at his little friend and replied, That ' s a pretty impressive list of names, Timothy. All seem to have had outstanding careers. Just write ' Class of ' 47 ' on the admission ticket, and ' Best Class To Ever Leave College High. ' That should take care of all of them. Now, Timothy, who ' s next?

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Four of a kind. Look at me. Name Nickname Phyllis Adolf ..Phyl Beverly Becker Bev Bette Choate B. J Jane Anne Flanders Jane Anne Joan Gajvow Neesie Joyce Macfarlane Mac Joan Neild Joan - Maureen Pomfret Muscles LoiiSE Ripley Weesie Bf.tty Vander Schaaf Betty Carol Wedum Carol - Diane Wettyen Di Joan White ....- -..Whitey Raymond Cassei ....- Ray John Geismar - ..Fat Walter Hunziker Skip Theodore Lobsenz Teddy John Pike John James Quackenbush Jimmy Thorbl ' RN Reid Trip Douglas S.mith Doug Floyd Vollinger Chiekie Robert Wilkins Bubby Robert Wii.lett Bub IDIOSYIV Pet Expression That ' s a truism That character! .....Where ' s your S1.80? Thanks, but no thanks „ .-..Gee whiz! — — Hi, dear! What ' s the story here, monster? ....Hey, Mable! Drop dead ! - Wait for me What are the odd.s? ..Eeek! Hi! ! ! ..... ! that Public Service! You schlumphf! ....Who died? What ' s the story? ...Reform! You got me all wrong - ...Hi, Ace ! Oh, my achin ' back Buddy-buddy! P. 0. ' ed like a smelt Gad! He must be wearing Come Hither. You don ' t say! '