College High School - La Campanilla Yearbook (Upper Montclair, NJ)

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1. Ed and Ma

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c A N D I D L Y S P E A K I N G 1. Bat ' er up! 2. Two Eds in action 3. C. H. S. Crier ' 40 4. Junior dance committee 5. Who ' s the victim? 6. Naw! Let ' s do it this way! 7. Carnival builder 8. Ach! Schoenes Deutsch! 9. Rassel it out, Willie! 10. Alma Mater

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SENIOR The sun never sets on the British Empire. Nor, in 1964, does it set on the class of ' 39. To prove this fact, we will take a trip around the world and see how humanity has benefited from our extraordinary talents. However, let us follow the See America First policy by picking up the N. Y. Times and touring the United States by newspaper. To our amazement, we find that the headlines read Marilyn Corn, Senator from New Jersey, introduces startling Re- form Bill. Remembering her answers in P. A. D., we cease to marvel and instead, nod our heads significantly. Sharing front page honors with Marilyn is Bill Nutt, who, an article states, is the only American ever to sell bathing suits in the Antarctic. But again ' an appar- ently unconceivable statement becomes comprehensible when we recall Bill ' s career at College High. We turn to the society page and there read that Mrs. Q. Du Astor Vander- morgan, the former Betty Griebel, of New York, London, Paris, and points West, is giving a tea in honor of Count Roberti von Rufus R. R. R. etc. Painterovitch. We shake our heads sadly to think that Bob should ever have come to this. But our wonder grows when we see an announcement saying that Barbara Hall, former woman ' s golf champion and female basketball star of all times will give a one-selection piano recital at Carnegie Hall, playing ' To a Wild Rose ' . We pause to pray fervently that she remembers more than the first bar or so, and go on to the fashion page. Here, a long article about Pat Kirk ' s ventures in Alaska greets us. It seems that Pat was dissatisfied with the shapeless clothing worn by the Eskimos and so went north and became the Schiapparelli of Alaska. On the last page, we notice an article about the guest speaker at the banquet given by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to High School Students Trying to write English Comps. To our surprise the speaker is none other than Sally An- derton, author of the current best seller How to Talk Fast and Influence People. This is too much for us, so we borrow Bob Benchley ' s bounding broomstick and fly to Mexico. Arriving, we go to an authentic Mexican hotel, and as it is noon- time, order a typical Mexican meal. Instead of being served chile con carne, they bring us lamb chops, mashed potatoes and peas. The waiter notices our surprise and tells us that Jeanne Wettyen, world famous dietician, disapproved of the native diet, and changed it in favor of an Americanized one. From Mexico we travel to Peru. Here we stop only long enough to find Barbara Boyd now a switch-board operator employed by Standard Oil. We cannot stay but must go straight to Brazil. As we saunter down the main street of Bio de Janeiro we see a familiar brown Ford, vintage of about 1930. Looking more closely we find it to be Vicky, and immediately remember the thousand and one rides we had in her. How she got here is indeed a puzzle, and to solve it, we enter the building it is parked before. The first door we see bears the sign Doris Nealis, Secretary of the Traffic Board of Brazil. No more riddle. Assured that we are well represented in South America we travel on to Algiers. A man approaches us asking Have you seen Hedy Lamarr? We stare confusedly Page Twenty-eight