College of Charleston - Comet Yearbook (Charleston, SC)

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y milf, . ..f. xvx X. I all vi X rf in 1 X M I! I f 4 , Xwllllll A I I l I l , Mynheer V anderplanck: Isnlt tive thousand guilders a little steep for that portrait? Rembrandt: Yes, but Ilm an Old Master, you know. FUNERAL NOTICE LATER Moore: VVomen are not what they used to be! Pringle: Why not? Moore: Because they used to be girls. Seay: I hear that VValker's habits are very irregular. Smyth: Not at all. just as regular as clockwork. Never sober after eight olclock. THE RELIEF PARTY Grandma: Wliy should I take another chair, Thomas? Donlt you think I am comfortable here? Thomas: Yes, Grandma, but-but our little kitty ainlt. Shes there, too. Page One Hundred Fifty-four

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A. L. R.: Th i .1 Vic -.-I I A 1 ' ' r R S Z Fl-18 A mariner stood on the quay And looked with sharp eyes 0 Now do you suppose A. L. R.2 Sa them knickers. I to-day and got a L. A. V.: Vag e judge said I had no visible means of support. ly, Larry, you look good in put mine on for the first time rrested for vagrancy. rancy ? Howzat? 'ut to suay. I-Ie'd look with his nose? Impossible! That could not bea Yes, said the opalescent angel to the dre thou wilt live again. Is it absolutely necessary P begged the Sop' It is a mistake to suppose that the French 1 the matter of paying compliments. XV e submit T Liza had taken a prize at the cake-walk, and y. aming Soph, after this life h, as he fell out of bed. ave a monopoly on genius in his: she and George were discuss ing her triumph. Liza was pretty, and a great bellt. Did I blush P she asked coquettishly. This might have nonplussed a tyro in the ar f o limen au eoi oe replied enthusiastically, K'Like a box of blacking, you did. To ruthlessly destroy a home Wfhere countless bees do dwell Doth prick my conscience, Quoth Hoban, and my cuticle as well. Page One Hundred Fifty-th to c mp t,l t G :' J' 5 Q K 7 Q G I - WT? '1 like V60

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INTL FROM THE PROFESSORS XVASTE BASKET An inticlel is the father of a male son. Ohio was foundered by Columbus and Cincinnatus. -Ioan of Arc was the Wife of Noah. The Diet of VVorms was the Finnish Parliament. Monarchy is that state in which a, man has but one wife. Romulus and Remus were a couple of Siamese Twins who made Rome howl. Tobacco was first introduced into England by Henry Clay. The law of gravity is twenty miles an hour on express streets. Fratricide is a man who murders a college student. Insectide is a mar who kills his aunt. Julius Caesar had a cadaverous appetite, and before he died he ate two brutes. The Government of the United States is in the hands of the Publicans and sinners. . Gastronomy is the study of stars and heavenly lights. D A misanthrope is a man who marries his own wife. Sodom and Gomorrah were the Hebrew children who were burned in the fiery furnace. Quinine is made from the bark of a tree while canine refers to a dog. The Treaty of Ghent was so called because there were no ladies present. Page One Hundred Fifty-jim' V