Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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Karen Magg has opened a chain of A KLB Cafes across the United States. The A and B standing for Awful Bad. Larry Osborn has made his fame in the professional pie-eating circuit and makes twice as much in the Alka-Seltzer commercials. Duane Owens has just joined forces with Dennis Lind to form the notorious watermelon pirates known as Buckshot Owens' Raiders and use a hemi-headed Oliver for their getaway. Barbara Pion has just been awarded the incentive medal from the Roto-Rooter Company for her undying faithfulness to their motto, You cram 'em, we'll ram 'em. Nancy Plummer, after having her ears pierced, has pierced her nose and become a Ubangi tribeswoman. Professional wrestler, Bob Riley, better known as Crusher has just been disbarred from the wrestling league for over-acting. Olle Rubensson is still reported missing since 1967 when he took his tour of the United States. He was last seen entering the Playboy mansion in Chicago. Well-known politician, Doug Sandy, is trying to create a better public image by starring in rodeos -- his best event is bull throwing. Famous author, Ruth Seals, after having her 15th novel banned, has just opened her own bookshop in which no one under 18 is admitted. Steve Smith a professional golfer, has just fallen into a slump and has decided to consult that masterful club pro, Wajgge Horton. Mary Teed has just been nominated teacher-of-the-year for her unique methods of liberal instruction. Morris Van Baale is now top model for Clairol's new advertising campaign. Their slogan is Now boys can have as much fun as their girl friends. Cora Van Boord owns that famous gambling casino, The Dutch-A-Go-Go, with her top go-go-girl, Glenda Britt, better known as Candy Stripe. Debbie Vanderpool' is still serving time for the money she embezzled from the Senior Class. Gene Webb has just been demoted from captain to seaman fourth class in the Coast Guard for running three ships into icebergs, one of which was in the South Pacific. Successful dairy farmer, Darrell Wing, has crossed a cow and chickeng the animal gives instant eggnog. Ann Woods is now making it big in Hollywood after playing a leading role in the new Tarzan series as Cheetah. Larry Yoakum, a prominent horse trainer, has made a fortune since horse racing has become legal in Iowa. He has made a fortune with his horses winning at the Sed -Se-ni-om tDes Moines spelled backwardsj race track. Senior Class Officers Dennis Lind, Mary Teed, Debbie Vanderpool, Steve Smith.

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l 5 E Junior Class Officers 3 . Ji 10 y ' ka, S L ' - . s f Y 9, if 9 ,, .GF 1' 'fi LH, elf 3 ,941 K ' W ,S W 5 fr 9 air fl we at Sam Bankes, Pam Kintz, Lois Sickora, Randy Briles. Sophomore Class Officers 2 Ruth Grosvenor, Sallie Stinson, Karen White, Christie Swanson Freshman Class Officers S-if Margaret Ward, Doug DeGraff, Brenda Beals.