Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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Senior Class Prophecy The famous physical scientist, Dr. Hans Christian Deisdler Orstead Smith III, consented to demonstrate his newly-developed human frequency transceiver, a device to tune in on the separate frequency waves of any human being, anytime in the past or future, and view his activities. The committee in charge of the senior class prophecy decided to refer to that famous scientist Dr. Hans Christian Deisdler Orstead Smith III, in order that they be assured of the most accurate method to foretell the future of the class of 1967. We travelled to the Mojave Desert and the secret laboratory of Dr. Smith. After descending in the elevator to the research complex and meeting Dr, Smith, we immediately disclosed our purpose. Dr. Smith set the time transformer to the year 1977. The transceiver hummed to life and its screen formed the image of its first subject: Bill Annis is now the president of that well-known organization, the Federally United Bureau for the Advancement of Rebels, or better known as FUBAR, Professional boxer, Dick Annis, has just challenged Cassius Clay to a match if Clay is man enough to throw away his crutches. Gary Balmer, a professional student has just taken over the student body president at the I, S, U, campus proclaiming himself the New Generation's Don Smith. World famous interior decorator, Verla Balmer, has just been consigned to redecorate the Taj Mahal. She is planning to do it in Early American. Ken Bell, a world renowned artist, has just fallen into a productive slump. It has been discovered that his mother hid his crayons until he practices his trombone. Larry Bell, a research chemist for Delbert Research Incorporated, has just invented a rust preventative for wood. Rick Birkenholtz, a high-ranking official of Ford Motor Company, has just been discovered as being a coimter-spy for Chevrolet. The well-known marriage counselor, Tom Bowman, has recently finished his doctorate thesis entitled Marriage Troubles Begin with Going Steady in High School. Thereasa Conley, after making a comparative study of Voodoo rituals has fulfilled her religious aspirations by becoming a witch doctor's assistant in Africa. Doug Cross, is now test driver for Willy's Jeep Corporation. The only problem is they haven't developed a model to survive the tests he gives them. The Secretary of Internal Stability in Sweden, David Dop, is now a strong supporter of the Cultural Revolution. Ellie Fernandez is now a famous Brazilian folk singer known as The Shaggy One, Jeanette Good has just started a loan company for steadies who have trouble paying for long distance phone calls. Danny Gregg and Larry Smith have formed their newest combo, The Noblemen XI, and have finished their most recent hit record, Night Rider. Mark Grosvenor is still engaged in his tireless undercover work for the CIA and has just been named the outstanding philosopher of the year. Nancy Hopkins has just been fired from her 25th job in 10 years --- none of her bosses could keep their minds on their work when she wore her mini skirts. Kathy Husson, an ardent admirer of Mickey Mouse, has just been named Mouseketeer of the year. Gerry Lourens has just replaced the Green Hornet with his new program The Chartreuse Mosquito-Doer of Evil with his hot Q?j '64 Ford, The Black Beauty. Jeane Jones has developed a new computer dating process which matches 1 1X2 million boys to one girl, namely her. A well-known furrier, Nancy Kintz, now specializes in that rare breed animal, the Grey Squirrel.

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I, KATHY HUSSON, will all the chocolate popcorn recipes in the world to the nearest trashburner, so no one else will ever burn his hand while making it. I, JEANETTE GOOD, do hereby will my office of Secretary of the Student Council to anyone who can take notes fast enough to get down everything that everybody says at the meetings and can get all of the jobs done that they always give to the secretary. I, OLLE RUBENSSON, do hereby will my Swedish-English accent to the next year's exchange student. I, RICK BIRKENHOLTZ, will to Frank Krohn and Alan Normandin all of my Ford maga- zines so that they can buy a great Ford when their Studebakers wear out for fall apartjg to Terry Leonard, a four-cylinder 40 horsepower Model 'A' engine for his car so he won't peel around corners or get caught draggin' Eddie Thompson's Saabg and to anyone, a pair of Model 'A' Fords, providing that they continue the antique car museum that I have started. I, CORA VAN BOORD, will Sallie Stinson to anyone who can bear to work with her at the Tastee-Freez. I, KEN BELL, will the following: some maha'watta to Kathy Daniels, my ability to draw, write letters, chew gum, or talk in English class to Terry Beals, provided he doesn't get caught, and my love life to Linda Jabaai, on consideration thatshe doesn't stick with the same boy for longer than a week. I, NANCY KINTZ, do hereby will my seat in band to Carlotta Naisbitt, Jeff Orlich, or Gloria Smith, whichever one can play the most wrong notes and play out of tune the most as I have done this year. I, THEREASA CONLEY, will my nickname QTe,resitay to Terry Leonard, providing he gets as much teasing as I do. I, JOHN WAYNE HORTON, will my outstanding ability in golf to Doug DeGraff, provided he can tie my record of losing 3 golf balls on the same hole. Ifurther will my wonderful, golden voice to Don Keipp, provided he be allowed to serenade Ruth every other night. Lastly, I will my immortal nickname of Surfer to anyone who can withstand as much torture as I did last summer. I, VERLA BALME R, will my long hair to Joyce Rorabaugh, providing that she uses it to the best of her abilities. I, GERRY LOURENS, will my tall stature to Chuck Wyer to help him see over the steering wheel when driving his car. I, DUANE OWENS, will to the administration all the office girls they need, if they promise to get them out of class at least twice a day. I, JEANE JONES, do hereby will the following: my sisterly 1ove for Glen Van Baale to Margaret Ward, my long hair to Bob Smithg my fun with the guys on our field trips to any girly my ability to get involved with people to Don Wing, and my love of going barefoot to everyone! I, ANN WOODS, will my ability to make more money than I am supposed to selling lunch tickets to Erin Schrader. I also will my extra small size orange bloomers to Kristy Plummer in hopes they fit her better than they did me. I, GLENDA BRITT, hereby do will to any underclassman my old walking shoes, provided that they walk to school every day in snow, rain, sleet, and hail as I have done for the last four years. I, ELLIE FERNANDES, will my perfect English to the speech class and my private skip day to any junior. I, NANCY PLUMMER, do hereby will my ability to chew gum while cheering to Ellen Conley and Erin Schrader, my ability to pinch hard to Don Wing, with the hope he'll use it in the best interest of everyone, and my superb driving ability to Glen Van Baale. I also will my ability to be a big sister to Margaret Ward and Brenda Beals. CLASS MOTTO Today's Goals Are Tomorrow's Triumphs CLASS FLOWER CLASS COLORS Yellow Rose Royal Blue and White

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Karen Magg has opened a chain of A KLB Cafes across the United States. The A and B standing for Awful Bad. Larry Osborn has made his fame in the professional pie-eating circuit and makes twice as much in the Alka-Seltzer commercials. Duane Owens has just joined forces with Dennis Lind to form the notorious watermelon pirates known as Buckshot Owens' Raiders and use a hemi-headed Oliver for their getaway. Barbara Pion has just been awarded the incentive medal from the Roto-Rooter Company for her undying faithfulness to their motto, You cram 'em, we'll ram 'em. Nancy Plummer, after having her ears pierced, has pierced her nose and become a Ubangi tribeswoman. Professional wrestler, Bob Riley, better known as Crusher has just been disbarred from the wrestling league for over-acting. Olle Rubensson is still reported missing since 1967 when he took his tour of the United States. He was last seen entering the Playboy mansion in Chicago. Well-known politician, Doug Sandy, is trying to create a better public image by starring in rodeos -- his best event is bull throwing. Famous author, Ruth Seals, after having her 15th novel banned, has just opened her own bookshop in which no one under 18 is admitted. Steve Smith a professional golfer, has just fallen into a slump and has decided to consult that masterful club pro, Wajgge Horton. Mary Teed has just been nominated teacher-of-the-year for her unique methods of liberal instruction. Morris Van Baale is now top model for Clairol's new advertising campaign. Their slogan is Now boys can have as much fun as their girl friends. Cora Van Boord owns that famous gambling casino, The Dutch-A-Go-Go, with her top go-go-girl, Glenda Britt, better known as Candy Stripe. Debbie Vanderpool' is still serving time for the money she embezzled from the Senior Class. Gene Webb has just been demoted from captain to seaman fourth class in the Coast Guard for running three ships into icebergs, one of which was in the South Pacific. Successful dairy farmer, Darrell Wing, has crossed a cow and chickeng the animal gives instant eggnog. Ann Woods is now making it big in Hollywood after playing a leading role in the new Tarzan series as Cheetah. Larry Yoakum, a prominent horse trainer, has made a fortune since horse racing has become legal in Iowa. He has made a fortune with his horses winning at the Sed -Se-ni-om tDes Moines spelled backwardsj race track. Senior Class Officers Dennis Lind, Mary Teed, Debbie Vanderpool, Steve Smith.