Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL CRYSTAL ALLSUP, being of unequaled mind and enormous body, will my speedy ability to get to the head of the lunch line to anyone who can push, kick, trip, and punch their way clear of all the other famished roadsters. DONNA BAERENWALD, being batty in mind and battered in body, will all my bath powder to Sallie Stinson since she knows what to do with it. LARRY BAERENWALD, being of strong mind and sound body, will Earle Pion my incredible talent of going to sleep in study hall providing he can beat my record- -which is going to sleep two minutes after the bell rings and waking up one minute before the next bell rings. ROGER BALMER, being of sound mind and body, leave my track shoes to Jerry Ingraham providing he tries as hard in practice as I did. LINDA BARKER, being of moldy brains and unbalanced body, will my remains to biology in hopes that it furthers their learning. Also, I will all my shady books to Dickie Myhra in hopes that it will increase his mental capacity. SHARON BELL, will my slow and careful driving ability to Terry Leonard in hopes that he learns to drive a car safely and stays away from ditches. JERRY BRILES, being of sound mind and strong arms, will to Mr. Murdock my fine set of tools providing he uses them for such things as building lockers every two years. KATHY CALLAHAN, being offendish mind and malnutritioned body, will my bad habits to Harry Reed, and long hair to Don Woods providing that he wears it in a flip when he goes to church. GEORGE CASE, being of unsound mind and dilapidated body, due hereby will our rides over Beals' bump to Bobby Smith providing he can ride his bike 60 miles an hour over it. DONNA CLIPPINGER, being of more body than mind, will all the good times and wild water fights the seniors have had over the past four years to Ruth Grosvenor. Iwill to the freshman basketball players the ability the seniors have of constantly losing their temper and beating up the opposing teams more than any other team in the conference. GENE CONLEY, being of warped mind and slight body, do hereby will my job at Easter's to Kenny Bell. JOE CONLEY, will the CHS building to the class of 1970, hoping that they will keep it in as good shape as I have during the last four years. CAROLYN CONNER, do hereby claim this as my last will and testament. For the remaining days here at C. H. S., I will Cheryl Henderson to Tom Hall providing he is kind, considerate, and gentlemanly towards her at all times. BONNIE DOP, being of hurtin' mind and petite body, will my stunted height to Tom Hall providing he always stays as small as he is now in body, but continues to grow in mind where mine failed to develop. CRAIG EDWARDS, being of feeble mind and dilapidated body, will my ability to skip more classes than I have attended to Bob Smith providing he can think of split- second excuses to keep from getting caught. JANET ELLIOTT, being completely ex- hausted after four years at CHS, will my ability to break bass drum sticks over Bill Ray's head to Bob Smith providing he takes body building courses so he can carry the drum. MICHAEL FRAZEN, just will cheese, chocolate, and chili to next year's seniors. DIANA GIBSON, being of mangled body and hurtin' mind, hereby will all my plane and train tickets to anyone crazy, but yet fortunate enough to marry a sailor. BRUCE GREEN, being of resourceful mind and superb body, hereby will my spy techniques and dime-finding ability to Kirby Monroe, providing he will carry on my reign of terror and pass on the tradition. RICHARD GRIGGS, being of dilapidated mind and body, will Mr. Reiff to the P.D.A.I.S. CPractice Driving Association In Schoolj so when he gets on the golf course he will drive the ball further than in school. MARK GUY, do hereby will my gigantic size to Bobby Smith in hopes that he will grow as much while in high school as I have. SUSIE HAGGE, of crumpled mind and anemic body, will my ability to laugh to anything and at anytime to Doug Cross. I also will Dickie Myhra to any girl who can keep him as confused as I have. GEORG HEIDENREICH, will my beginning bald spots to Pat Teed and Bobby Smith, leaders of the surf. BARBARA HILL, being of stunted mind and dwarfed body, will my blonde hair to Tom Hall because they say blondes have more fun. CHARLES HOBBS,,being of strong mind and body, will Sam Bankes a pair of wings that will lift him over windows instead of through them. DOUG HUSSON, lacklng sound mind and body and facing society with fear in my heart, will my confidence in my own greatness to anyone who will accept it along with my nickname, Hustler, Georg Heidenreich's world's greatest lover med- al, Craig Edward's garter, and Coach Botts' stories. ARLENE JABAAI, being offeeble mind and unusual body, will my excess blubber to Arlene Vande Kieft, providing she feeds it as well as I did. KENDY JONES, being of indifferent mind and not too spruce body, do hereby will my tenor sax to David Swanson in hopes that he will take real good care of it and pass it on to some deserving person when he graduates. I am sure it will still be around then, even though it should have been condemmed years ago. JOHN KINTZ, being of large body and small mind, will my textbooks to next year's senior class in hopes that they will enjoy them as much as I have.

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Randy Pierce has had his problems in recent years, He has had 36 jobs in the last twenty years--seems his employers don't care for his skipping every Monday. Things are looking up for the Golden Bear though, he now has a job to suit his tastes--wine taster at a California vineyard. Donna Clippinger was the first woman to ever water skiwithout skies--underwater. After they revived her she gave up the sport for chess. Ann Lippincott was just named to take over the reigns as National Democratic Chairman, it was hinted that she will soon instigate the John, John for President campaign. John Kintz has just been named Director of the F,B.I. after many long years of tireless undercover work. Kendy Jones, another author, has just published another in her series of educational books entitled, You Tu Can Spel Wel. Deanna Thompson is a hair dresser in her own shop, Deanna's Dainty Dancing Do-Ups. Ray Gardner runs his own auction called The Slick Deal. Carl Tiffany has really hit it big as a racher in South Dakota. He's developed a new breed of cattle four inches tall so that he can graze them in gopher holes. Judy Snetselaar makes a living doing sound effects for daytime soap operas. Kathy Snowden has really gone places, she was the first astronaunt to ever set foot on the moon. Linda Stremfel has been more or less resting on her laurels since that day she set the record for fastest departing time from the Ledges. Kari Todd has opened up a whole new school music with her four dimensional compositions. Sharon Bell finally caught Jerry Briles and they teamed up to form that fabulously successful folk singing duet Shar and Jer . Carolyn Conner has opened a first aid school for paratroopers. Susie Hagge went to stewardess school after graduation. A problem developed though when she eloped with the pilot at 40,000 feet, leaving the plane circling the Cincinnati airport where it can still be seen forever on the flight pattern. Richard Faidley is Batman's new side kick, Grey Squirrel. Father Bruce Green, noted Catholic theologian, now writes a syndicated column called Low Blow, Hal Taylor now works in a sewer and can be seen each noon hour sitting in the sewer for poetic inspiration. Glenna Smith runs a prosperous Milk Shake A-Go-Go in San Francisco. Gene Conley is the youngest rear-ad- miral in the Navy--very much in the rear. Ron Wadsworth is now employed as Rescue Ronnie for the Jefferson Fire Department. Nancy Tomlonovic is now a leading marriage counselor. Mary Jane Tomlonovic is the chef at the Kansas White House. Mark Guy has moved to Japan to be- come a 350 pound Suma wrestler. Diane Gibson owns her own charter jet line service that runs regularly from Des Moines to Vietnam. John Wilson, that super salesman of C.H.S., is now selling one-way tickets to the moon--half price. Doug Thomas is now known as the fight manager who brought back boxing. All of his fighters are known collectively as Pudge's Punch drunk Pollukas. And with that, Tintangbangtiza's left toenail dimmed. Class Motto Already The Doors Are Opening, Through How Many Shall We Pass? X X 0 X Zz Class Colors Navy, Blue and White Class Flower White Rose

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DAVID LESTER, being of weak mind and body, will my two sisters to anyone who can stand them for as long as Ihave. ANN LIPPINCOTT, being so sound mind and body, will absolutely nothing because I need all the help I can get. MARGARET OWENS, being of sound mind and judgment, will to Ruth Grosvenor the position of first base if she promises to miss every ground ball hit toher. lwish her the best of luck. LENIS PIERCE, being of weak mind and body, will my position as tenor sax player to Don Woods providing that he is windy enough to play it and can take a lot of yelling from Mr. Skinner. RANDY PIERCE, being of gigantic body, will my ability to be ill every Monday to the Senior Class of 1967. MARVIN RORABAUGH, being a strong Yankee fan, will to Mr. Reiff another loosing Cub team who will be competing for last place in the National League. DEBBIE SMITH, being of weak mind and not much else, do hereby will my locker, number 84, to Don Wheatcraft providing he does not make any chages in it. He is to keep at least one half-eaten lunch in it at all times, two would even be better, and once a week he is to collect used school supplies and toss them in for good luck. GLENNA SMITH, being of strong mind and wounded body, will my cheerleading outfit to Don Woods providing that he makes no alternations, wears my bright orange bloomers, and learns to do the Rumba. TIM SMITH, do hereby will my nickname, Reverend, to my brother provided he lives up to it as well as I have during these last four years. JUDY SNETSELAAR, being of U8 mind and 7X8 body, will my ability to break the most glassware in the shortest amount of time to anyone who has the nerve to take chemistry next year. KATHY SNOWDEN, being of sound body and weak mind, will my ability to play the saxophone to Nancy Kintz providing she retains my record of always playing out of tune. LINDA STREMFEL, being of long mind and shortish body, will my position as Mrs. Beals' typist to Bobby Smith providing he doesn't make any mistakes, gets every- thing finished on time, and doesn't argue with Barnswallow. HAL TAYLOR, existing only as a figment of my imagination, will the hallowedhalls of C. H. S. to the returning members of the O. and B. staff, so that they may have someplace to shine senior spotlights in. DOUG THOMAS, being of very little mind, if any, and body, well that is something else again, do hereby will my ability to keep the teachers in a happy mood to a small group of freshmen, and I hope they have as much success and fun as I Witness ' xl WMMQOQ did in the halls of C. H. S. I, DEANNA THOMPSON, being of excellent eyesight, will my ability to see electrons and protrons to Larry Bell providing he takes excellent care of his glasses. I, CARL TIFFANY, being of small mind and a lot of body, will to Brad Davis and Don Wing my great wrestling ability pro- viding they can leave the girls alone long enough to learn new holds. I, KARI TODD, will two cops to Georg Heidenreich to catch the thieves who are constantly pilfering his pencils. I also will one fire alarm that sounds like fire and smells like smoke to the school building, so that somebody might happen to notice it when it goes off. I, MARY JANE TOMLONOVIC, being very chemically minded, will my ability to pipette sulfuric acid to Barbara Weirick provided that she consumes at least 2 liters of 33 nitrogen per semester. I, NANCY TOMLONOVIC, being of corroded body and detiorated mind, do hereby make my last will and testament. To Don Keipp and Ruth Grosvenor, I will my major mode of transportation--my green door , pro- vided they can find acombination chauffeur and chaprone as effective as I have been. I, ARLENE VANDE KIEFT, being of dis- traught mind and feeble body, do hereby will my stationery, stamps, and calloused fingers to anyone who will faithfully continue to write a letter everyday to their favorite G.I. I, KAREN WADSWORTH, will Patty Warner to a special boy from Knoxville providing that she goes out with him on weekends. I, RONNIE WADSWORTH, will my brother, David, to anyone that can stand him as long as I did in high school. I, CHET WALLIS, with feeble mind and able body, will Tom Bowman my great charms, good looks, and my great ability to make a certain person angry. I, BILL WARD, being of sound mind and body, will to little Georgie Heidenreich my entire fortune consisting of 52.47 in big bills providing he takes it all back to the fatherland, He is to start a band of outlaws called Little Georgie's Raiders in the Black Forest and rob only from the rich and give to the poor. I, JOHN WILSON, being of tremendous mind and short body, do hereby will my job as errand boy, clerk, soda jerk, and pharmacist at Weiricks drug to Dora Lippincott in hopes that she will enjoy getting out of fifth and sixth period study halls. I, BARRY YOAKUM, being of sound mind and weak body, will Doug Sandy to Linda Jordan Stremfel providing she lets him work for her. Signed, sealed, and declared as their last will and testament by the Senior Class of I966. Witness ,010-4-rv