Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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Randy Pierce has had his problems in recent years, He has had 36 jobs in the last twenty years--seems his employers don't care for his skipping every Monday. Things are looking up for the Golden Bear though, he now has a job to suit his tastes--wine taster at a California vineyard. Donna Clippinger was the first woman to ever water skiwithout skies--underwater. After they revived her she gave up the sport for chess. Ann Lippincott was just named to take over the reigns as National Democratic Chairman, it was hinted that she will soon instigate the John, John for President campaign. John Kintz has just been named Director of the F,B.I. after many long years of tireless undercover work. Kendy Jones, another author, has just published another in her series of educational books entitled, You Tu Can Spel Wel. Deanna Thompson is a hair dresser in her own shop, Deanna's Dainty Dancing Do-Ups. Ray Gardner runs his own auction called The Slick Deal. Carl Tiffany has really hit it big as a racher in South Dakota. He's developed a new breed of cattle four inches tall so that he can graze them in gopher holes. Judy Snetselaar makes a living doing sound effects for daytime soap operas. Kathy Snowden has really gone places, she was the first astronaunt to ever set foot on the moon. Linda Stremfel has been more or less resting on her laurels since that day she set the record for fastest departing time from the Ledges. Kari Todd has opened up a whole new school music with her four dimensional compositions. Sharon Bell finally caught Jerry Briles and they teamed up to form that fabulously successful folk singing duet Shar and Jer . Carolyn Conner has opened a first aid school for paratroopers. Susie Hagge went to stewardess school after graduation. A problem developed though when she eloped with the pilot at 40,000 feet, leaving the plane circling the Cincinnati airport where it can still be seen forever on the flight pattern. Richard Faidley is Batman's new side kick, Grey Squirrel. Father Bruce Green, noted Catholic theologian, now writes a syndicated column called Low Blow, Hal Taylor now works in a sewer and can be seen each noon hour sitting in the sewer for poetic inspiration. Glenna Smith runs a prosperous Milk Shake A-Go-Go in San Francisco. Gene Conley is the youngest rear-ad- miral in the Navy--very much in the rear. Ron Wadsworth is now employed as Rescue Ronnie for the Jefferson Fire Department. Nancy Tomlonovic is now a leading marriage counselor. Mary Jane Tomlonovic is the chef at the Kansas White House. Mark Guy has moved to Japan to be- come a 350 pound Suma wrestler. Diane Gibson owns her own charter jet line service that runs regularly from Des Moines to Vietnam. John Wilson, that super salesman of C.H.S., is now selling one-way tickets to the moon--half price. Doug Thomas is now known as the fight manager who brought back boxing. All of his fighters are known collectively as Pudge's Punch drunk Pollukas. And with that, Tintangbangtiza's left toenail dimmed. Class Motto Already The Doors Are Opening, Through How Many Shall We Pass? X X 0 X Zz Class Colors Navy, Blue and White Class Flower White Rose

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Go deep, go deep into the Great Arabian Desert, past the Valley of the Shrieking Jackals, over the legendary River of the Dead, through the erie Divide of the Lost Winds, into the very holiest of those myste- rious oasis that somehow manage to flourish in the midst of the death-dealing heat-- Hail Mecha. When you have refreshed yourselves in its life-sustaining waters, look for The Man Who Sits Like Fool on Pile of Sand in Middle of Desert Who Knows All known as Tintangbangriptiza, the Ill, He will disclose all, And with that, the holy man passed from us. The specifics of that perilous journey are unimportant, What is, though, is that this great Wiseman of the desert was found comtemplating his left toenail, and he did consent to peer into the future for the class of '66, Thanks to Tintangbangriptiza, Ill, it is now 1986, and you are there .... Crystal Allsup, the farmer Go Go Girl of C. H, S., is now the foremostgirdle tester in the country. Donna Baerenwald has lived up her childhood potential and now is a forest ranger in Brooklyn. Daily she shows her devotion to duty by sliding dextrously down the escape pole of her lookout station to admonish fire bugs with, Ah, ah, ah, ah-- don't throw matches on the bushes. Larry Baerenwald is now a human bull- dozer for the Eldorado E a r t h Moving Com- pany. He is their biggest bulldozer. Roger Balmer, is now a champion stock car driver and is known as Boom Boom Balmer. He is currently leading in the IMCA standings while running a hemi-head Volkswagen. Gary Beals, true to his own principles concerning physical fitness, Gary now runs Beals' Body Beautiful Health Studio. Kathy Callahan has just been appointed Assistant Social Problems Professorship at Yale. Linda Barker is the photographer for that new sophisticated magazine, Playgirl. Marvin Rorabaugh has continued to pursue his interest in baseball and is cur- rently the chief bat boy for the New York Mets. George Case is taking advantage of his three octave span, and is now a renowned concert pianist. Doug Husson is now a successful author on the strength of his latest book, And Tlistlifeliielllsf- Georg Heidenreich runs his own sauer- kraut factory in the midst of the black forest and is now the sourest Kraut of them all. Barbara Hill is the famous Sunny Honey Blonde seen regularly in Clairol T. V. commercials. Joe Conley is a very successful big game hunter in New York City. Bonnie Dop makes and sells wigs in her establishment, Dop's Mop Shop. Craig Edwards owns a restaurant in Chicago called the Blue Garter. Richard Griggs is a successful Qhe'd better be ly snake charmer in Lenis Pierce's Circus, Lenis, incidentally, is the star of her own show as she each day combs her 30-ft, beard, Arlene Jabaai is the new Purilator Oil Filter Girl. Tim Smith has just published his third book called Games We All Love to Play qbeginner's editiony. Charles Hobbs now owns twelve gushing oil wells in Oklahoma. David Lester is the current Vice-Presi- dent of the United States and, following in the footsteps of his idol, Hubert, is now affectionately referred to as Loud mouth Lester. Debbie Smith is just finishing the fifth year of her successful run on Broadway in Sleeping Beauty. Chet Wallis is the incumbent governor of Alabama, Karen Wadsworth is the only American ballerina in the Bolshoi Ballet., Arlene Vande Kieft now runs a success- ful restaurant in Pella called The Dutch Treat. Margaret Owens is secretary to the Swedish ambassador to Vietnam, Michael Franzen. Bill Ward is the mathematician who re- cently received much acclaim for developing a new formula for an isosceles hypercycloid with ll cusps and l blip. Janet Elliott is the head councilor at Camp Hantesa. Barry Yoakum attended the University of Missouri after graduation to learn mule skinning and ridge running but flunked out. He is currently a leading nuclear scientist.

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SENIOR CLASS WILL CRYSTAL ALLSUP, being of unequaled mind and enormous body, will my speedy ability to get to the head of the lunch line to anyone who can push, kick, trip, and punch their way clear of all the other famished roadsters. DONNA BAERENWALD, being batty in mind and battered in body, will all my bath powder to Sallie Stinson since she knows what to do with it. LARRY BAERENWALD, being of strong mind and sound body, will Earle Pion my incredible talent of going to sleep in study hall providing he can beat my record- -which is going to sleep two minutes after the bell rings and waking up one minute before the next bell rings. ROGER BALMER, being of sound mind and body, leave my track shoes to Jerry Ingraham providing he tries as hard in practice as I did. LINDA BARKER, being of moldy brains and unbalanced body, will my remains to biology in hopes that it furthers their learning. Also, I will all my shady books to Dickie Myhra in hopes that it will increase his mental capacity. SHARON BELL, will my slow and careful driving ability to Terry Leonard in hopes that he learns to drive a car safely and stays away from ditches. JERRY BRILES, being of sound mind and strong arms, will to Mr. Murdock my fine set of tools providing he uses them for such things as building lockers every two years. KATHY CALLAHAN, being offendish mind and malnutritioned body, will my bad habits to Harry Reed, and long hair to Don Woods providing that he wears it in a flip when he goes to church. GEORGE CASE, being of unsound mind and dilapidated body, due hereby will our rides over Beals' bump to Bobby Smith providing he can ride his bike 60 miles an hour over it. DONNA CLIPPINGER, being of more body than mind, will all the good times and wild water fights the seniors have had over the past four years to Ruth Grosvenor. Iwill to the freshman basketball players the ability the seniors have of constantly losing their temper and beating up the opposing teams more than any other team in the conference. GENE CONLEY, being of warped mind and slight body, do hereby will my job at Easter's to Kenny Bell. JOE CONLEY, will the CHS building to the class of 1970, hoping that they will keep it in as good shape as I have during the last four years. CAROLYN CONNER, do hereby claim this as my last will and testament. For the remaining days here at C. H. S., I will Cheryl Henderson to Tom Hall providing he is kind, considerate, and gentlemanly towards her at all times. BONNIE DOP, being of hurtin' mind and petite body, will my stunted height to Tom Hall providing he always stays as small as he is now in body, but continues to grow in mind where mine failed to develop. CRAIG EDWARDS, being of feeble mind and dilapidated body, will my ability to skip more classes than I have attended to Bob Smith providing he can think of split- second excuses to keep from getting caught. JANET ELLIOTT, being completely ex- hausted after four years at CHS, will my ability to break bass drum sticks over Bill Ray's head to Bob Smith providing he takes body building courses so he can carry the drum. MICHAEL FRAZEN, just will cheese, chocolate, and chili to next year's seniors. DIANA GIBSON, being of mangled body and hurtin' mind, hereby will all my plane and train tickets to anyone crazy, but yet fortunate enough to marry a sailor. BRUCE GREEN, being of resourceful mind and superb body, hereby will my spy techniques and dime-finding ability to Kirby Monroe, providing he will carry on my reign of terror and pass on the tradition. RICHARD GRIGGS, being of dilapidated mind and body, will Mr. Reiff to the P.D.A.I.S. CPractice Driving Association In Schoolj so when he gets on the golf course he will drive the ball further than in school. MARK GUY, do hereby will my gigantic size to Bobby Smith in hopes that he will grow as much while in high school as I have. SUSIE HAGGE, of crumpled mind and anemic body, will my ability to laugh to anything and at anytime to Doug Cross. I also will Dickie Myhra to any girl who can keep him as confused as I have. GEORG HEIDENREICH, will my beginning bald spots to Pat Teed and Bobby Smith, leaders of the surf. BARBARA HILL, being of stunted mind and dwarfed body, will my blonde hair to Tom Hall because they say blondes have more fun. CHARLES HOBBS,,being of strong mind and body, will Sam Bankes a pair of wings that will lift him over windows instead of through them. DOUG HUSSON, lacklng sound mind and body and facing society with fear in my heart, will my confidence in my own greatness to anyone who will accept it along with my nickname, Hustler, Georg Heidenreich's world's greatest lover med- al, Craig Edward's garter, and Coach Botts' stories. ARLENE JABAAI, being offeeble mind and unusual body, will my excess blubber to Arlene Vande Kieft, providing she feeds it as well as I did. KENDY JONES, being of indifferent mind and not too spruce body, do hereby will my tenor sax to David Swanson in hopes that he will take real good care of it and pass it on to some deserving person when he graduates. I am sure it will still be around then, even though it should have been condemmed years ago. JOHN KINTZ, being of large body and small mind, will my textbooks to next year's senior class in hopes that they will enjoy them as much as I have.