Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Go deep, go deep into the Great Arabian Desert, past the Valley of the Shrieking Jackals, over the legendary River of the Dead, through the erie Divide of the Lost Winds, into the very holiest of those myste- rious oasis that somehow manage to flourish in the midst of the death-dealing heat-- Hail Mecha. When you have refreshed yourselves in its life-sustaining waters, look for The Man Who Sits Like Fool on Pile of Sand in Middle of Desert Who Knows All known as Tintangbangriptiza, the Ill, He will disclose all, And with that, the holy man passed from us. The specifics of that perilous journey are unimportant, What is, though, is that this great Wiseman of the desert was found comtemplating his left toenail, and he did consent to peer into the future for the class of '66, Thanks to Tintangbangriptiza, Ill, it is now 1986, and you are there .... Crystal Allsup, the farmer Go Go Girl of C. H, S., is now the foremostgirdle tester in the country. Donna Baerenwald has lived up her childhood potential and now is a forest ranger in Brooklyn. Daily she shows her devotion to duty by sliding dextrously down the escape pole of her lookout station to admonish fire bugs with, Ah, ah, ah, ah-- don't throw matches on the bushes. Larry Baerenwald is now a human bull- dozer for the Eldorado E a r t h Moving Com- pany. He is their biggest bulldozer. Roger Balmer, is now a champion stock car driver and is known as Boom Boom Balmer. He is currently leading in the IMCA standings while running a hemi-head Volkswagen. Gary Beals, true to his own principles concerning physical fitness, Gary now runs Beals' Body Beautiful Health Studio. Kathy Callahan has just been appointed Assistant Social Problems Professorship at Yale. Linda Barker is the photographer for that new sophisticated magazine, Playgirl. Marvin Rorabaugh has continued to pursue his interest in baseball and is cur- rently the chief bat boy for the New York Mets. George Case is taking advantage of his three octave span, and is now a renowned concert pianist. Doug Husson is now a successful author on the strength of his latest book, And Tlistlifeliielllsf- Georg Heidenreich runs his own sauer- kraut factory in the midst of the black forest and is now the sourest Kraut of them all. Barbara Hill is the famous Sunny Honey Blonde seen regularly in Clairol T. V. commercials. Joe Conley is a very successful big game hunter in New York City. Bonnie Dop makes and sells wigs in her establishment, Dop's Mop Shop. Craig Edwards owns a restaurant in Chicago called the Blue Garter. Richard Griggs is a successful Qhe'd better be ly snake charmer in Lenis Pierce's Circus, Lenis, incidentally, is the star of her own show as she each day combs her 30-ft, beard, Arlene Jabaai is the new Purilator Oil Filter Girl. Tim Smith has just published his third book called Games We All Love to Play qbeginner's editiony. Charles Hobbs now owns twelve gushing oil wells in Oklahoma. David Lester is the current Vice-Presi- dent of the United States and, following in the footsteps of his idol, Hubert, is now affectionately referred to as Loud mouth Lester. Debbie Smith is just finishing the fifth year of her successful run on Broadway in Sleeping Beauty. Chet Wallis is the incumbent governor of Alabama, Karen Wadsworth is the only American ballerina in the Bolshoi Ballet., Arlene Vande Kieft now runs a success- ful restaurant in Pella called The Dutch Treat. Margaret Owens is secretary to the Swedish ambassador to Vietnam, Michael Franzen. Bill Ward is the mathematician who re- cently received much acclaim for developing a new formula for an isosceles hypercycloid with ll cusps and l blip. Janet Elliott is the head councilor at Camp Hantesa. Barry Yoakum attended the University of Missouri after graduation to learn mule skinning and ridge running but flunked out. He is currently a leading nuclear scientist.

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CLASS DA Y QE Citizenship award Mg: Boys' athletic award ., , , Girls' athletic award ,,,, John Philip Sousa award , , Mathematics , , Science .... Social Studies . Band ...... Home Economics Commercial . . Salutatorian , , Valedictorian , , if! gffxtiii MN' . . Hal Taylor . Richard Faidley Nancy Tomlonovic . . Kendra Jones . Kendra Jones . Kendra Jones Donna Clippinger Ann Lippincott . . Kathy Snowden . . Bonnie Dop Linda Stremfel Donna Baerenwald . . Kendra Jones

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Randy Pierce has had his problems in recent years, He has had 36 jobs in the last twenty years--seems his employers don't care for his skipping every Monday. Things are looking up for the Golden Bear though, he now has a job to suit his tastes--wine taster at a California vineyard. Donna Clippinger was the first woman to ever water skiwithout skies--underwater. After they revived her she gave up the sport for chess. Ann Lippincott was just named to take over the reigns as National Democratic Chairman, it was hinted that she will soon instigate the John, John for President campaign. John Kintz has just been named Director of the F,B.I. after many long years of tireless undercover work. Kendy Jones, another author, has just published another in her series of educational books entitled, You Tu Can Spel Wel. Deanna Thompson is a hair dresser in her own shop, Deanna's Dainty Dancing Do-Ups. Ray Gardner runs his own auction called The Slick Deal. Carl Tiffany has really hit it big as a racher in South Dakota. He's developed a new breed of cattle four inches tall so that he can graze them in gopher holes. Judy Snetselaar makes a living doing sound effects for daytime soap operas. Kathy Snowden has really gone places, she was the first astronaunt to ever set foot on the moon. Linda Stremfel has been more or less resting on her laurels since that day she set the record for fastest departing time from the Ledges. Kari Todd has opened up a whole new school music with her four dimensional compositions. Sharon Bell finally caught Jerry Briles and they teamed up to form that fabulously successful folk singing duet Shar and Jer . Carolyn Conner has opened a first aid school for paratroopers. Susie Hagge went to stewardess school after graduation. A problem developed though when she eloped with the pilot at 40,000 feet, leaving the plane circling the Cincinnati airport where it can still be seen forever on the flight pattern. Richard Faidley is Batman's new side kick, Grey Squirrel. Father Bruce Green, noted Catholic theologian, now writes a syndicated column called Low Blow, Hal Taylor now works in a sewer and can be seen each noon hour sitting in the sewer for poetic inspiration. Glenna Smith runs a prosperous Milk Shake A-Go-Go in San Francisco. Gene Conley is the youngest rear-ad- miral in the Navy--very much in the rear. Ron Wadsworth is now employed as Rescue Ronnie for the Jefferson Fire Department. Nancy Tomlonovic is now a leading marriage counselor. Mary Jane Tomlonovic is the chef at the Kansas White House. Mark Guy has moved to Japan to be- come a 350 pound Suma wrestler. Diane Gibson owns her own charter jet line service that runs regularly from Des Moines to Vietnam. John Wilson, that super salesman of C.H.S., is now selling one-way tickets to the moon--half price. Doug Thomas is now known as the fight manager who brought back boxing. All of his fighters are known collectively as Pudge's Punch drunk Pollukas. And with that, Tintangbangtiza's left toenail dimmed. Class Motto Already The Doors Are Opening, Through How Many Shall We Pass? X X 0 X Zz Class Colors Navy, Blue and White Class Flower White Rose