Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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15? gtk 579 Qllll. 2-3.9 - e2f '0 fee-sa PRGPHECY The rocket sh1p landed on the dark myster1ous surface of the planet Dxmerth Frank Kvasny and Art Vaughan the earth's greatest spacemen cl1mbed slowly down from the sh1p The1r eyes scanned the hor1zon for some s1gn of l1fe They moved slowly toward a huge crater they had seen wh1le land1ng There had been a small beam of l1ght commg from 1t They approached the crater and peered 1n A small ugly creature Wlth four feet and s1x arms and a huge head w1th one eye and no mouth was seated bes1de WHAT' It couldn t be but lt was' It was Mr J D1m1t that br1ll1ant teacher of Chem1stry who had d1S appeared over f1fteen years ago Art and Frank cl1mbed down 1nto the crater Mr D1m1t greeted them w1th a rare had gotten t1red of the same old plants fung1 and chem1cals and wantedachange They talked about old t1mes and Art Sald he wondered what the rest of the class of 59 were do1ng Mr D1m1t saxd he had been watch1ng the class of 59 for years now Art and Frank looked puzzled Mr D1m1t explamed to them what he meant He had wh1le on the planet 1nvented a huge telescope wh1ch had a range of three hundred m1ll1on m1les and so he was capable of see1ng qu1te clearly the people on earth Art and Frank were slmply amazed They pushed a button and the huge telescope turned toward earth and all you had to do was wr1te the name of the person you wanted to watch on the small card and place lt on the s1ght of the bra1n of the telescope and It would f1nd that person for you They wrote Docela Edwards on the card and the telescope swung towards the west coast of the Un1ted States toahuge desk at the M G M stud1os The name on the desk read Docela M Edwards head of make up department She was d1scuss1ng the make up to be used on that new up and com1ng star Lynn Kelly who IS Judy Jolly There was a knock on the door m walked Sherry Callahan who IS head of the art department and Frank had to adm1t that lt surely IS a women s world at M G M Frank wrote Paul Suff1cool s name and the telescope came to focus on the Da1ly Tr1bune 1n Ch1CagO where Paul IS ed1tor In h1s spare t1me he tests new sports cars for Kenny Schoondyke who IS owner of a large sports car factory there 1n Ch1cago Wh1le 1n Hollywood promotmg sales of h1s sports cars to mov1e stars Kenny sold one to K1m Novak now they re happ1ly marr1ed We know It IS hard to bel1eve but you know our Kenny Next they wrote Sher1 Lunders name and the telescope swung to England where she IS pr1vate tutor for Pr1ncess Ann and Pr1nce Charles She teaches them the old art she learned at Colfax I-hgh how to study wh1le duck1ng fa1l1ng plaster As the telescope swung mto POSITION It stopped at Iowa Un1vers1ty where D1ck M1nd ham IS dean and Gary Reed 1S the head coach It looks l1ke Gary s team 1S headed for the Rose Bowl aga1n When the telescope stopped aga1n we found ourselves IH Las Vegas at the Sands Hotel where that famous tr1o The Happy Notes are starr1ng Jayne Paynter Mary Conley and Patty Jones They re the only s1ng1ng group that have never sold less than seven m1ll1on BQESFHKCBGQKEE AL?-1' - . I2 , ' X T j i C, 'ax 'X Q tfdv 'sqm - 'N 'i A Ti QQ 'Q k Qgsdxo ' plant in one hand and a skelton of a wild bo-do which were quite extinct. He told them he l I I - ' ' Q 1 I 1 u 1 , , .

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As the telescope swung 1nto pos1t1on It stopped at the a1rport 1n Vkashmgton D C where Dean Atles IS an ambassador to Russ1a They have agreed to stop tell1ng the world they 1nvented the word fr1endsh1p Ioe Hays IS qu1te successful 1n the undertaker bus1ness HIS funeral homes are lou ated all over the Nhdwest H1s motto IS Vlhen It s your t1me to go drop 1n and see oe Dave NI1l1er IS now the Chlef hear1ng a1d tester at Hearmg Better Company 1n Des Nlomes Dav1d got hxs 1nsp1rat1on to be a hear1ng a1d tester from h1S pr1nc1pal 'Vlr R D1m1t Dave says when you hear better you answer better Robby 'NI IS now a1rl1ne p11Ot forT Vt A Rob IS known for h1s great sense of humor Once Rob terr1f1ed h1s passagers when he strolled up and down the a1sle read1ng a book on How To Learn To Fly In Ten Easy Lessons Nancy Daft IS now a m1ss1onary 1n Afr1ca She 1S much loved by her adopted people Rhe has setup several schools for the ch1ldren there 'Nlancy s greatest achtevement was when one of her students went on to college and became a doctor and came back to help h1S people On her last V1S1t to the U S she was surpr1sed by Ralph Edwards when he announced Nancy Daft Thts Is Your L1fe The telescope sw1ngs to the beaut1ful HaW311aH Islands where the warm trop1cal breezes blow across the soft sands of the beaut1fulLouwan1 shore There on the beach tak1ng l1fe easy IS Leona R1nard the r1chest woman 1n the world Now how d1d she become the r1chest woman 1n the world? S1mple she marr1ed a chap by the name of Rockefeller Betty Ellerbe 1S now the star of her own T V program called the Women s Hour She 1nterv1ews housew1ves and tr1es to make the1r wtshes come true Her show gxves away 500 O00 appl1ances a day to the lucky housew1ves The telescope next turns to Des Mo1nes where we f1nd Don R1ley Don doesn t have to work so hard now on hts huge yard because Don 1nvented a new grass seed When It gets a certam he1ght xt drops off and doesn t need to be mowed The PFCS1 dent IS now us1ng It for the Vlhlte House lawn It seems It IS eas1er to f1nd h1s golf balls 1n the short grass 'Vlary Jane Hammer after rece1v1ng her degree 1n speech therapy has made a stand aga1nst rock and roll slang Mary s problem IS wh1le study1ng the language she p1cked It up herself and IS now try1ng to break the hab1t It IS rumored that the ent1re younger generat1on speaks th1s slang so well they are thmkmg about us1ng lt as the 1nternat1onal language Nlext the telescope turns to Yew York toa court room where Carolyn Thompson the wxfe of the famous Judge Pots IS stand1ng before the Judge on a traff1c charge Judge Pots says Carolyn I mean Mrs Pots d1dn t you even look at the stop l1ght'P Why Henry Imean Judge Sald Carolyn you see one and you ve seen them all Judge Pots case d1sm1ssed Well Mr D1m1t Sald Frank I thtnk our class 1S Just about the most successful class 1n alongtxme and they stuck together so well Now we have to be golng Is there anyth1ng you want me to del1ver for you? D w VAN vooR1-ns ROBERTS BROTHERS , . . , . Y . ,, . . H 1 V fi . I l . . . H . . , . . 4 1 1 . , I rv 1 . . . 1 . . ' ' ll Y' . , . ll If . , . ll - ' ll .v A 1 - , . ' l . , , , . , . . . . , f . . . . , -- , . 1 , , . , . . . . - 1 1 I . , ga - v - ny za v A 1 - ' ' , q- : , 1 ' H . . . ,, . H . . . l ' l I , . . . . ,, 1 1