Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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Ibu Wt ilookeb tihen Larry Marshall Dick Allsup Jack Williams Hodgson Mary Logan 5 Dorothy Doland Eleanor Welch Deaton

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Since failing to make their first million, Jelenne and Leland have now started on their second million by adding sugar to mineral water and sell - ing it as Colfax Brick Cabin Syrup. As we were walking down the street I saw Harold Rinard smashing through a blockade of Chevies with the Cadillac he is chauffeuring for Superinten- dent Meckley. Going West on highway 6 to Des Moines, we had a slight acci- dent and were taken to the Lutheran Hospital where we found Vera Wagner as Superintendent of Nurses. After recovering, we drove through the South side of Des Moines where we heard a lot of racket. It was caused by Mr. and Mrs. Pat Guggino (nee Pat Schroder) and all their little pitter-pats. While crossing the Mississippi River into Wisconsin we saw the River (Jueen owned ail operated by Gary Miles,, with Eleanor Welch singing Can't Help Lovin' those Men of Mine as her theme song. As you know, one of the main businesses in Milwauke is Miller's High- life and one of the main features of Miller's Highlife is their chief tast- er, Jo Ann Bell Hodgson. On Lake Michigan we found Larry Marshall, who has constructed his own Marshall Field for seaplanes and is doing a bang-up Job. Sleeping on A Sealy is Like Sleeping On A Cloud. For further infor- mation just ask Doyle Kaldenberg, who was just recently fired for laying down on the job. Mr. Universe, better known as Charles Duffy, is about to defend histitfe as heavy-weight champion of the World this coming Friday night in the Chi- cago Marigold Arena. While attending the Annual Chicago Fair, we took in the livestock show where we saw Joe Morgan take five grand prizes with his new special kind of Bull. While watching Colorvision in our Waldorf Astoria suite in New York City we tuned in the program Five-Star-Lt.-General-Gideo. The general, portrayed by Big Don Jordan, with Ray Thompson as Private Ranger Ray Dan- ger were in their Suoer Sonic Ship heading for Nuna, a new moon. Now in New Hampshire, although they are not in the cough drop business Barbara and Stan are still busy manufacturing their own little Smith Broth- ers. In the woods of Maine we chanced upon a trading post operated by Harry Brant, known as the Fuzzy Fur Factory . As you know, Fuzzy suppliestUr for bear animals. Now entering the Mrs. America Beauty Contest in Atlantic City as an en- try from Iowa, is Mrs. Karalyn Talsma Schroder, who was also the Queen of the Corn Festival held annually in Iowa. Pat T. and Stan D. are making a fortune catching baby turtles in Flor- ida and selling them to the Rancho Candy Co. to make chocolate covered tur- tles and are doing a snappy Job. Do you still have the job of hiring and firing Eben's secretaries? Why don't you find a man secretary? How about Don Jordan? It seems to me that he took Secretarial Practice in High School. Gary Just said that it's time for us to go to the Hawaiian Opera so I guess I'd better sign off.

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Louaine Stevens Harold Rinard Donald Jordan Mary Reese Jack Rhone Lila Hoy Main Charles Duffy r m r- v t feZr' j Vera Wagner Eben Van Dusseldorp -.-4 '- 1 Joan and Gene Meckley Darren Clippinger