Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: Through the facilities of KNRT, we are happy to bring you Joe Eadsall in his Current Events of Tomorrow program. The sponsor of this pro- gram is the makers of the famous new remedy Hadacollete. Try Hadacollete when you feel low and run down ... it will give you a new lift. It will not only make your minutes seem like hours, but your days will drag like weeks. Bvy a bot- tle today. HELLO THERE . . . this is Joe Hadsall announcing and ready to dive in with the Current Events of Tomorrow. Gazing into the crystal ball, Isee a bright and shiny future for those bright and shiny Seniors of '51. The new song hit of the season is the work of the famous composer of the Tin Pan Alley, Don Dutton. The name of it is Oh You Plu-perfect Babe. NEW RECORD: Larry Rawlins set a world's record here today for automobile speed when he went down main street at 500 miles an hour. You know how Larry used to make everyone eat his dust back in high school days. Dick Shuey finally married Marilyn and they are now settled in Arizona raising their own sagebrush. Irma Robson gave up her career to marry a millionaire. No wonder she was so quiet in school. Probably plotting that all the time. Marcella Henderson is now star basketball player for the Southern U girls' team. Janice Beals refused a movie contract after being chosen Miss America of I960. She is doing nicely as Mrs. Jim Thompson. Russell Edwards is in the array. Poor sucker—he's chief cook and bottle washer. Jo Ann Hills, famous woman chemist, blew up the now laboret ory in Chicago today. I'm not surprised . • . she always enjoyed stirring up things. Beverly Albright is taking a course in Home Ec. at Ames so that she'll be ready to ruri her own household efficiently as soon as that certain sophomore graduates. PARIS FLASH: Madam Louise Russell, the world's foremost designer of dogs' cloth- ing, now fashions three-corner diapers in Paris. Leo Smith and his wife, the former Mariam Deskln. were recently seen at the Iowa State Fair where Leo's Jersey heifer took first prize. And all this time I pic- tured Leo as Postmaster General. Bob Cllpplnger, coach of the Yale football squad expects to whitewash Army in the California Rose Bowl in the near future. By the way, the Army's star foot- ball player is Stan Smith, who got his experience handling bowling balls. Stanley Beals is now chief pharmacist at Weiricks drug store. Marlowe Stiffler, still an eligible bachelor, is President of Skin-Um Quick In- surance and Real Estate Company on Wall Street. Violet Buckley could easily become a Powers Model, but she has too many brains— probably will become a school teacher. Darnell Goughnour is now starring in Hollywood as a professional roller skater. Dolores Clark has now won National Championship at bowling and is to tour Europe demonstrating her techniques. Thelma Patterson is making a very good farmer's wife. Dick Hummel will undoubtedly become the proud owner of the V hite House—if the doxnocrates ever go out of office, that is. Marilyn Patty is still waiting for his ship to come in.

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PROPHECY (Continued) Shirley Owens is the first woman pilot to attempt a solo flight around the world. Would have succeeded too, but she fen for a cute native in the African Jungles. Republic studios report that a new star has been cast in the role of Juliet in a revival of the play which made Shakespare famous. Mary Joan Williams will Dlav the part of Juliet. We Just learned Duan Schroder, with his ingenious brain and intellectual mind, provided support in the invention of the Atomic Bomb. Everyone knew he was saving his intelligence for some good purpose. At Miami, Florida, today, the races got underway at 2 pm. A favorite in the race is the horse Fleabiscuit, and will be ridden by the Jockey, Dale Edwards. Dale got his first experience with horse riding a pony through Latin classes. Beverly Gathercole. the great beautician of the 20th Century, is being sued by Mrs. Vanderbilt. Mrs. Vanderbilt claims Miss Gathercole trained her toe nails to curl in the wrong direction. Well, folks, that'8 all the Current Events of Tomorrow for this time. Tune in again Monday night for your favorite radio program they HADACOLLETE something] IDEAL COLFAX HIGH SCHOOL PERSONALITY FOR 1950-51 Most Popular............. Best School Citizen...... Most Pleasing Personality Best Complexion.......... Best Figure.............. Best Physique............ Most Charming Smile...... Prettiest Dimples......... Best Looking Shoulders... Cleverest Line............ Best Looking Legs......... Neatest Hair-Do........... Ideal Wardrobe............ Most Dependable........... Best Posture.............. Most Sincere.............. Most Pleasing Voice....... Best Color Harmony........ Most Capable.............. Neatest Worker............ Prettiest Teeth........... Neatest Appearance........ Nicest 7 riter............ Best Groomed Fingernails.. Most Truthful............. Most Intelligent.......... Clearest Speech........... Most Humorous............. Ideal Dancer.............. Most Ambitious............ Largest Vocabulary........ Outstanding Orator........ Greatest Originality...... Most Punctual............. Outstanding Music Talent.. Noteworthy Manners........ Outstanding Athlete....... Neatest Seamstress........ Best Vocalist............. Prettiest Hair............ Artistically Inclined..... ....................Janice Beals ...................Marilyn Krebs ...................Mariam Deskin .....................Patty Case ...................Shirley Shuey .......................Leo Smith ...................Shirley Owens Donna Mae Jones and David Dutton .................Marlowe Stiffler ....................Joan Meckley ...................Karolyn Talsraa .............Mary Jean Wadsworth ...................Norma Barrett ...................Theresa Brown ........................Joan Bell ....................Mary Ann Muck ...............Charlotte Bartlett ..................Donna Mae Cross ..................Bob Clippinger .....................Nancy Dutton ......................Dick Shuey ..................McCuen Sisters ..................Violet Buckley ....................LaRita White ..............George Washington ..................Marjorie Clark .................Loualne Stevens ......................Don Dutton ..............Mary Joan Williams ...........Margaret Ann Millburn ......................Dick Hummel ..............Beverly Gathercole ..............Eleanor Schoonover ..............Marcella Henderson .....................Pat Roberts ................Marjorie Kendall .........i.........Marvy Withers ...................Karolyn Kinart ..............Phyllis Freestone ......................Doris Hale ..................Louise Russell