Colfax High School - Tiger Yearbook (Colfax, IA)

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: Through the facilities of KNRT, we are happy to bring you Joe Eadsall in his Current Events of Tomorrow program. The sponsor of this pro- gram is the makers of the famous new remedy Hadacollete. Try Hadacollete when you feel low and run down ... it will give you a new lift. It will not only make your minutes seem like hours, but your days will drag like weeks. Bvy a bot- tle today. HELLO THERE . . . this is Joe Hadsall announcing and ready to dive in with the Current Events of Tomorrow. Gazing into the crystal ball, Isee a bright and shiny future for those bright and shiny Seniors of '51. The new song hit of the season is the work of the famous composer of the Tin Pan Alley, Don Dutton. The name of it is Oh You Plu-perfect Babe. NEW RECORD: Larry Rawlins set a world's record here today for automobile speed when he went down main street at 500 miles an hour. You know how Larry used to make everyone eat his dust back in high school days. Dick Shuey finally married Marilyn and they are now settled in Arizona raising their own sagebrush. Irma Robson gave up her career to marry a millionaire. No wonder she was so quiet in school. Probably plotting that all the time. Marcella Henderson is now star basketball player for the Southern U girls' team. Janice Beals refused a movie contract after being chosen Miss America of I960. She is doing nicely as Mrs. Jim Thompson. Russell Edwards is in the array. Poor sucker—he's chief cook and bottle washer. Jo Ann Hills, famous woman chemist, blew up the now laboret ory in Chicago today. I'm not surprised . • . she always enjoyed stirring up things. Beverly Albright is taking a course in Home Ec. at Ames so that she'll be ready to ruri her own household efficiently as soon as that certain sophomore graduates. PARIS FLASH: Madam Louise Russell, the world's foremost designer of dogs' cloth- ing, now fashions three-corner diapers in Paris. Leo Smith and his wife, the former Mariam Deskln. were recently seen at the Iowa State Fair where Leo's Jersey heifer took first prize. And all this time I pic- tured Leo as Postmaster General. Bob Cllpplnger, coach of the Yale football squad expects to whitewash Army in the California Rose Bowl in the near future. By the way, the Army's star foot- ball player is Stan Smith, who got his experience handling bowling balls. Stanley Beals is now chief pharmacist at Weiricks drug store. Marlowe Stiffler, still an eligible bachelor, is President of Skin-Um Quick In- surance and Real Estate Company on Wall Street. Violet Buckley could easily become a Powers Model, but she has too many brains— probably will become a school teacher. Darnell Goughnour is now starring in Hollywood as a professional roller skater. Dolores Clark has now won National Championship at bowling and is to tour Europe demonstrating her techniques. Thelma Patterson is making a very good farmer's wife. Dick Hummel will undoubtedly become the proud owner of the V hite House—if the doxnocrates ever go out of office, that is. Marilyn Patty is still waiting for his ship to come in.