Colfax High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Colfax, WA)

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Most Likely to Succeed U LARRY KIRKPATRICK FRANCES RATTS Most Talented E ARLENE LONG JOHN AESCHLIMAN e , e ff' eeee 'e ' 5 ' Y A fi W --ee , N A s ae . ee,e 2 , A , MG 1 . lm we ' ' cz fe .e ' e 1 A' kr M A4 -.., , .. Mos: Bashful N 5 e eeee,e if LX,, f L 1, fl DICK RAUGUST FAYE SCHMICK - fe f jf' ee Q f e Cutest CAROL BROWN LYNN STEIGER 6 Most Comical Most Good-natured NANCY ROCKWELL MERLE SIMMONS JOHN PERRY JUDY CARROLL 29

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Most Reliable POLLY PARNELL BILL FREEMAN 6 n, i 0 r MUS! Carefree Most Talkalive GENICE DEPEW RAY CARSON BRUCE FAIRES PENNY HOLBROOK M051 Afhlelic Most School Spirit MARY ANN SOMMERFELD ROGER CARSON JEROME DAUBERT JANET NEUENSCHWANDER 28

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Class Prophecy The year is 19893 the following are excerpts from a DAILY BULLETIN article concerning the 30th reunion of the class of ,59. SHELLY REDMOND is conducting a bean-shooting con- test in the South Seas. This is to help the pygmies dispose of the surplus crop. DENNIS BROWELIET is now playing on a basketball team composed of himself. He shoots standing on 'his head. MARY HELEN BARBER is a psychiatrist practicing in Colfax. She has been made so nervous by her profession that STEVE KAMMERZELL has become her psychiatrist. SHERRY SCHLUNEGER is the leading lady in a new Broadway play, How to Vamp Sailors. MARK RUBIN is the president of the '4Hen-Pecked Hus- bands Societyf' MARILYN SKEATE is a dietician at a hospital. She has discovered a food with so many calories, only one meal a day is necessary. RON OLSON is telling the world that he has discovered life on the moon. BILL FREEMAN, a famous astronomer, is attempting to verify his finding. According to this story, RON HULL, top newspaper reporter, has convinced the public that he witnessed ANNE PIERCE and POLLY PARNELL taking off in a rocket for the moon, to join their husbands. JANET NEUENSCHWANDER has just returned from the Olympics where she won first in the Penguin walk. ARDENA CUTLER traveled to work for 30 years on a New York subway before she discovered it had seats. DIANE LEWIS is the new dial tone on KARRIE KUDER'S cross-country communication system. LONG ARLEEN is a rope tight walker in MANDARINO BILL'S show circus. JUDY CARROLL was the first person to swim the Pacific Ocean, but was disqualified because a judge claimed she was aided by a whale. Among those traveling farthest to attend the reunion were GEORGE WEHNES, WAYNE FREEMAN, and LESLIE LEANDER, who came from Zhecofiskinischic, the planet they recently discovered. NANCY ROCKWELL, a famous songwriter, has just re- leased a new hit, Sharks in the Shower Because the Drain Plugged Up. MARY ELLEN JOHNSON and PATTI MCINERNY went to Spokane way back in '59 and haven't been heard of since. LARRY KIRKPATRICK, a bird watcher, reported he saw them in an unemployment agency, trying to get jobs sweeping barracks. PENNY HOLBROOK completed an 84 hour, 34 minute, filibuster. She defeated NAOMI UNRUH,S attempt to make Antartica the 53rd state. ELAINE SARVER is the owner of NBCQCBS Inc. The only rival network is IGTMV, which means I get the most viewers, owned by CAROL STUART. LONNA MORSE and FAYE SCHMICK have opened a Slenderella salon on top of Steptoe Butte. Their method includes closing the road and making the victims walk to the top. VIRGINIA JOHNSON and JUDY WHITNEY have in- vented a new electric blanket with singing wires that put you to sleep and wake you up with musicg it doesn't keep you warm, but that is beside the point. BONNIE SMITH, who has a Master's degree in Psy- chology, is serving as marriage counselor for her former classmates. MARILYN VANNICE won the Colfax Corn Shucking Contest. She shucked 21 ears in a minute. PEGGY WEITZ became the first woman to swim across M. S. Cannon Pond. I-Ier time was 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 55 seconds. DONNA WHITE went to Little America. She has not been heard from in 27 daysg it is believed that she is attempting to befriend an Emperor Penguin. LYNN STEIGER, who raises Aberdeen Angus bovine, is well known as the nation's biggest bull shipper. MARY ANN SOMMERFIELD is drawing her own comic strip. SHANNON CALDWELL models for the glamorous heroine. BARRY FOLSOM's latest novel is a sequel to Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. It is called Dog on a Cold Aluminum Floor. JUG DAUBERT is manager of the New York Yankees. It is said he has built a great past and future managing great teams. JANIECE APPEL, world famous seamstress, designed the new flag when Cuba was admitted as the 52nd state. Y