Colfax High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Colfax, WA)

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CLASS PROPHECY THE EW COLD FACTS THE NEWS WHEN IT'S NEWS FRANK STEADMAN, publisher and owner Volunqe XLVIII, May 28, 1978 SPACESHIP MAKES FIRST LANDING IN COLFAX This morning your editor had the pleasure of watching the SPACE SHIP glide to its first landing in Colfax, and then interviewing several persons aboard. After the welcoming crowd and crew had left he chatted with MICK DAR- NOLD, designer-pilot of the huge air- craft, and JUDY RUBIN, the co-pilot. Both were very pleased with the per- formance of the ship and delighted to be back in Colfax where they hope to greet their many classmates whom they have not seen since graduation. Chief JIM MARTIN accompanied them for security reasons. INTERESTING NEWS ABOUT INTERESTING PEOPLE ELAINE MCCROSKEY, Congress- woman, is still talking after 6-I days, 9 hours, 50 minutes and 35 seconds of filibustering. Critic CAROLYN COP- POCK predicts laryngitis. JERRY DODGEN is now president of the DO ANYTHING AND EV- ERYTHING ASSOCIATION GARY DAVIDSON has just been voted the man most likely to go to seed by the employees of the SEEDY SEED COMPANY. RODNEY OCHS, ABC, PHD, AD, DM, BC, AEC, is still trying for his MRS degree. SUSAN STELTING is trying hard to teach English to the Martians. In grat- itude, they are giving her lessons in their language. THEATER NEWS NOW showing at the ROSE UCOLFAX CAPERSH Starring JOYCE HENDERSON and PENNY LEWIS. The new film sensation made entirely without the aid of Hollywood, and it has received absolutely no honors! In the crowd leaving the fabulous new theater owned by JON SCHIER- MAN, CHERYL DOTY, who is the dietician at the new high school, was seen with LARRY EMERSON who still thoroughly amuses himself with his own jokes. Also in the group was LUCILLE AIKEN, PenPal Champ of the world. She has just received a let- ter from BONNIE HARLOW on the Space Base. Bonnie says she just doesn't see how she gets all of those men to date her. fConfidentially, neither can GLEN LaMARj. ROBERT STRA- VENS left the theater lot in his atomic powered Rocket which he got in a trade with the government for his very expensive antique Model-A. The gov- ernment wanted the AU so much it also threw in the Secretary of State, PAT JOHNSON, as a permanent fix- ture for the Rocket. MORE NEWS ABOUT PEOPLE PATSY NELSON in Colfax on her vacation, is at the Rest Home helping to care for her mother who went' into a coma the day the 1958 BLUE AND GOLD came out. JOANNE MORGAN is still debating between the car and the man. LATEST SPORTS NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD GLEN LaMAR, former basketball star, is now painting portraits of the Harlem Globe Trotters. KEITH KAMMERZELL is now chief benchwarmer of the Colfax City Town Team. JUDITH spends her days dusting Keith's trophies. MONTE STEIGER is training an African Water Buffalo to race against cousin JEANNE's rhino at Mochenema Downs next week. MARV MORASCH'S SUPER SAUCER SERVICE Bring your flying saucer in for all types of care. We specialize in changing radio-active isotopes quickly. While waiting for your flying saucer to be serviced eat at LILLIAN BART- LETT'S SUPER SAUCER SOUP SHOP CLAUDELLE NOLAN is now at the Smithsonian Institute dusting the Sput- nik, Ikenik, and Muttnik models. Smiling ROSE MARIE STRAVENS has just inked a contract with the Reid Company to be chief model at the new branch store they are opening on Mars. Doesn't your wife or husband under- stand you? If not, come in and see JANICE PEERY, marriage counselor. Phone LOve-222.

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