Coldwater High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Coldwater, MI)

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FACULTY MISS GERTRUDE MOORE - Latin Coldwater High School University of Michigan, A.B. University of Iowa, MA. Graduate Study in Rome at American Academy MRS. LOLA NELSON - World Literature, Chorus Maxwell fNebraskaj High School Western Michigan College Colorado State Normal ' Northwestern University MR. AXNER OLSON - Science, Mathematics New Troy High School Western Michigan College, A.B. MISS ILDA PHILIPS - Business English, Typing, Book keeping, Librarian Remus High School Central Michigan College MR. JAMES POULOS - Spanish, Mathematics Lansing Central High School Michigan State College, B.A. MRS. GRETCHEN RENSHAW - English, Chorus Coldwater High School University of Michigan, A.B. MR. OSCAR RENSHAW -A Economics, American History Coldwater High School University of Michigan, AB., M.A. MR. C. ALFRED RICE - Stenography, Typing,'Com- mercial Arithmetic Coldwater High School Western Michigan College, B.S. A University of Michigan, M.A. MISS ELIZABETH RICH - English, Dramatics Lansing Eastern High School Kalamazoo College MISS MELISSA SEMMELROTH - Civics, Mathematics Western Michigan College University of California University of Michigan MR. BERTRAND SIBLEY - Chemistry Physics Arthur Hill High School Michigan State Normal College, A.B. Graduate Study, University of Vermont - University of Michigan, M.A. MISS ROSE STEFFANIAK - Social Studies, English 'Coldwater High School Western Michigan College University of Notre Dame, Ph.B. Graduate Study, University of Michigan MISS GLADYS SWANSON - Mathematics Calumet High School University of Chicago Albion College, A.B. MRS. JANE VAN AKEN - Social Studies, English Coldwater High School Oberlin College, A.B. Graduate Study at University of Michigan 0110

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FACULTY MRS. DOROTHY AITCHISON A- Biology Coldwater High School Michigan State Normal University of California University of Vlfisconsin, B.S. MISS ADELINE ALLISON - Girls' Gym Anamosa High School Wheaton College MR. HARLAN BOND - Band, Orchestra Cass City High School University of Michigan, B.M A Graduate Study, University of Michigan, M.A MRS. CORLEONE COCHRANE -- American Literature Hastings High School Western Michigan College ' University of Michigan University of Wisconsin MR. KERMIT DENNIS - Science Adrian High School Adrian College, A.B. University of Michigan, M.A. MR. FLOYD EBY - Boys' Gym, Basketball and Football Coach a Constantine High School Michigan State College, BS. MR. DONALD COOK -- Agriculture Chelsea High School Michigan State Normal College Michigan State College MRS. ISABEL FRIZZO - Home Economics Canton High School Kent College Michigan State College, B.S. MR. RUSSELL GREEN -- Mathematics Battle Creek High School Tri-State College, B.S. Western Michigan College, A.B Graduate Study, Colorado State Teachers' College, M.A. MR. BERTRAND GRIGG - Shop, Mechanical Drawing Negaunee High School Northern Michigan College, B.S MRS. DORIS HUDSON - Social Studies, English Benton Harbor High School Western Michigan College, A.B. MISS BERNICE LAZENBY - Social Studies, English Coldwater High School - Michigan State Normal College MRS.. VINA MacFARLANE - Home Economics Coldwater High School Michigan State College Western State College Graduate Study. Michigan State Normal University of Chicago Hillsdale College MISS EVELYN MOORE - World Problems, American Government Coldwater High School Oberlin College University of Michigan, A.B. Teachers' College, Columbia University, M.A. e100

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WORDS TO Tl-IE WISE . ? For weeks I racked my brain trying to think of some deiinite feature to apply to the faculty - to no avail! Finally, I got together a conglomeration of corny ideas and started to write. So if you find these pages kind of njumbled and jivey , you'll know the reason why? From a very reliable source ta la grapevinel, I have learned that several members of the faculty have great literary talent, and during the past year have written some interesting HJ works. O MR. POULOS has turned capitalistic on us and has burst forth with his latest volume HOW TO GET RICH QUICK! MR. OLSEN not long ago published his Csighj autobiography FOR WHOM THE 'BELLES' TOIL thow truelj. Swede likes to read it! O MR. GREEN has turned romanticist on us and has written a stirring story THE LOVE TRIANGLE . Mr. Green does admit, however, that he has lifted out several ANGLES which should have been woven into the plot. The moral of the story is A good line is the shortest distance between two dates . I From the English department in Junior High I received the following anecdote: 'TO BE OR NOT TO BE' is the most recent article by MRS. HUDSON. It deals with the correct grammatical construction of infmitives - a truly stirring piece of work! a MR. SIBLEY'S best seller of the year was a na- ture story, THE HUNT . This book treats of his own experiences throughout the years, and his es- capes from chemistry HOUNDS . A pretty FOXY bit of work! I MRS. FRIZZO'S literary accomplishment was along the same line as Mr. Sibley's. Her's was an autobiog- raphy, titled THE LION TAMER ! I have stated above that this column will be found in a turmoil to the end. That which follows is some miscellaneous information I have gathered about the teachers! 12 MR. RENSHAW has been making some very inten- sive research on the subject of narcotics and other sleep-producing drugs. He says he doesn't mind his students sleeping, but snoring is just a trifle more than he can take! MRS. MacFARLANE is really a slick chick , hep to the jive , et all She's been COOKING on the fron burner all year! MR. VVEEKS not long ago took a special corre- spondence course from Warden Duffy of San Quentin to become better acquainted in' the correct procedure of handling the inmates of his institution! MISS EVELYN MOORE may think that her pupils try to bluff a lot. But honest, both seniors and sopho- mores say that they've been trying to get MOORE from Government and World Problems all year! CHS has been terrorized all year by the subversive activities of the Gestopo fof the subversive activities of the students!J better known as MR. DENNIS. That's O.K. Mr. Dennis. We know it's your bounden duty - we keep telling ourselves! O Having exhausted my supply of prose, 1 find it necessary to turn to poetry in one form or another tmostly no formlj The boys in the back row of MRS. NELSON'S World Lit. class have cut up a lot this year. Being iepentent though, they have expressed their apologies through the following poem. - Dear, dear Lola Sometimes Lit. is so droll-a 'I'hat's why we in the back row-la Just have to let go-la! We have a new teacher in school She makes all the young fellas drool She's pretty and thing full of pep to the brim Her name is MISS RICH Her admirer is JIM!