Cogswell Polytechnical College - Cogswell Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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mg THE coGswELL One day a number of friends went motoring. As they were going along merrily the machine suddenly stopped and the driver climbed under the car to do some slig'ht repairing. I-Ie yelled to a young man who was sitting in the tonneau with his fiancee: Say, Nedg give me a handful of waste! But Ned had an armful of waist and wa-sn't disposed to release it. Spunn Cin Englishj-Eurydice was so much in love that she stepped on a snake and died. English Teacher-I remember some time ago-when every one thought the earth was coming to an end. Pupil CthoughtfullyQ-Was11't it about sixty years ago? John Creciting poemj-I-Ie went to the funeral andt Teacher-I can't hear you. Talk like I-Iarry-Lauder! Mr. Crites fto noisy classj-This stopping will have to talk. Class roars. Mr. Crites-Well, you know what I mean, anyway. Silence reigns. Miss Chubb fin German on a rainy dayj-Es ist sehr schreckliche Vetter. Duncan-Yes, and it's getting Vetter and Vetter. A Little Psychology. Edwards-Isn't it funny how crooks are always smarter than honest people? Spunn-It is reasonable. If honest people were smarter they would all be crooks. Jake-I-Iow do you manage to get all the people out of this tent through that small entrance in less than three minutes? I-Iank-Well, just before the show is over I change the sign around which says Free, and you ought to see them flock! At the Coiffeurs. Francois-Does madam not think this shade becoming to her? Ethelyn-Very, and it goes beautifully with my new hat. Stew johnson-Say, Edwards is a ine fellow to take a girl fishing. Baclitold-Wlay, how is that? Stew -Why, he lished. May-I-Ie threatened to drown himself if I refused him. Bess-What did you say? ' May-I told him he couldn't use me as a life preserver.

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THE CGGSWELL 127 Popular Sayings. Mr. Taylor-Come on now, fellows, let's have a little more order! Miss Patterson-Now I am not going' to say anything while the rest of you are chattering. Miss Ifoulk-If you boys don't stop making those funny noises, I'll send you to the office. Mr. Bliss-Sure thing-now you've got it-check. Mr. Crites-You boys will have to keep a little better order than that. Mr. Murray-Hurry up-you fellows-get to work or I'll fire you out of here! Mr. Younger-I don't want to see any of you boys loafmg when I come back. Miss Grinnell-That's clear now, isn't it? Raise your hands if you have a question. Miss Chubb-I hope you understand it. lVell, l'll go over it again. Mrs. Ingalls-XYhy do some of you girls sew the blind stitch with your eyes shut? Mr. Dodd-Those evaporating dishes cost twenty-hvc cents each. Miss Bridge-Don't forget to hang up the towels. President Spunn-Let's make this meeting interesting. Mr. Miller-You fellows remind me of an old story I know of. Mr. Lucas-Hey you! Cut out that coal throwing. Mr. Burkhard-Students will now please proceed. Miss 'VVindhoevel-I'll send you home if you don't bring that excuse to- morrow. Mr. Ross four janitorj-You boys make the biggest lot of dirt I ever saw. Teacher-Change the noun in this sentence to a pronoun: There are the girls. Student-There are the shes. Mrs. Ingalls-Vtfatermelons, cucumbers and other varieties of fruit will be used very extensively this summer as trimmings for hats. A. L.-WVe get out at 2:30 to-day, Dot. D. M.-'What for? A. L. Ccheerfullyj-Because of a teachers' meeting. We get out at noon Monday, too. D. M.-Ch, goody. Wliy? A. L.-For lunch, of course. I-I. E.-My hair is falling out very fast. Wliat shall I do with it? A. R.-Why, put it in a hair receiver. Miss Foulk-VVho was Ioan of Arc? I Historical Sophomore-Ioan of Arc was Noah's wife.

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