Coffee High School - Coffee Pot Yearbook (Florence, AL)

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Ii 63 'J t'1.E.i QOPFEE i 'PC'lI'iii Ahhertiseixrellis The leading business and professional men of Florence, Alabama, by their liberal advertising patron- age, have helped to make this issue of The Coffee Pot a grand success, and We here express our hearty appreciation. -Advertising Manager.

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THEICOFFEE Por Q-I Merchant: How many studies are you carry- ing? Harry: I'm carrying one and dragging four. At the camp meeting the preacher exhorted the sinners to come to the front to be prayed for, and when the dust about the alter began to rise the preacher said: Brethren, bring some more straw, sinners going to hell tonight for the want of straw. You are one of these read men ain't you- William: Yes, I can read right smart. You been to school ainlt you? I reckon you been through Algebra? William: Yes, I have, but it was night and I didn't see nothing. Miss Smith: Good morning, you're looking well. Nellie: Thank you, I've just had the mumps? Prof. Howell: What comes from a volcano? Pupil: Saliva. Miss Lucille Smith: You'd better be quiet, a teacher might hear you. Mr. Howell told of a lecture he once heard on Man. But, he added, when I say man I mean woman also, for man embraces woman. Percy: I'll never learn how to swim. Mr. Mabry: Why don't you float? Percy: Well, you see when I get in the pool all the water goes out.

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I-QQ THE. QOFPEE Qofrr 6-j USE WHITE CREST FLOUR. LUMBER PRICES ARE BACK The Best Sold. TO NORMAL. Ask your merchant for it. RICHARDSON LUMBER CO. PHONE 299. J. A..SL.OAN CO. Dlstrlbutors. SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY JuSt Qua1iW and Style . u EXCLUSIVE READY-TO-WEAR The thmgs you Want at DFICGS and MILLINERY you can afford. ROGERS DEPARTMENT STORE 6, - Court -Une Price- Street Court Street Florence, Ala