Coe Brown Northwood Academy - Chronicle Yearbook (Northwood, NH)

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CLASS PROPHECY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: WE ARE ASSEMBLED HERE TODAY, CONFRONTED WITH THE MOST CRUCIAL EXPERIMENT OF THIS DYNASTY. NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A MORE CRITICAL MOMENT IN HISTORY SINCE THE DAY THAT FLYING SAUCERS AND HYDROGEN Bombs were introduced into kiddies' chemistry sets. The Interplanetary council has selected nine- teen OF THE WORLD'S HIGHEST TRAINED AND WIDELY AS- SORTED INDIVIDUALS TO EMBARD ON AN EXPEDITION. THE INFLUENTIAL FORCE PROMOTING THIS EXPEDI- TION IS THE FREQUENTLY VOICED PHRASE, AIN'T THIS A SMALL WORLD. THE AIMS OF THIS EXPEDITION--TO MAKE IT LARGER. CONTROL TOWER--CONTROL TOWER TO XCBA,........ members of expedition waiting in administration BUILDING. PREPARE THE ROCKET. (STEWARDESS ARRIVES ON SCENE AND DELIVERS LIST TO CHECKER.) JUNE LEONE-FOUNDER OF THE LEONE MEDICAL INSTITUTE FOR HORSES GOING TO MARS TO EXPERIMENT WITH DIF- FERENT BREEDS OF HORSES. Clint miner-Chief Justice of supreme court and hus- band TO THE PROMINENT DIANNE ST. GERMAINE. HE IS MAKING A HABIT OF RAISING L I T' UL ONES.' HE NOW HAS FIFTEEN IN ALL. DON'T FRET CLINT, MAYBE ONE OF THEM WILL BE PRES. OF THE NORTHWOOD-COMMUNITY-ASSN. JOANN GANTNER-VOTED MISS STEWARDESS OF 1975» IS GOING TO MAKE THE JOURNEY COMFORTABLE ANO EASY FOR ALL, ESPECIALLY, MALES. TED MILL I GAN-WORLD CHAMPION WRESTLER AND PROMINENT PHYSICAL CULTURI ST IS GO ING TO CONDUCT AN EXPERI- MENT WITH A NEW TYPE OF WRESTLING WHERE STRENGTH ISN'T NEEDED. Beverly Campbell-noted society critic and prominent MEMBER OF BOSTON'S BLUEBLOODS IS GOING TO MARS. WHAT FOR? NOBODY KNOWS. MAYBE SHE'LL COME BACK WITH A BIG MARSITE AND A FEW LITTLE ONES. DONNA YEATON-SUPERVISOR OF THE INTERNATIONAL BD, OF EDUCATION. SHE WILL EXECUTE A LONG DREAMED OF PLAN FOR HIGHER EDUCATION IN ORDER TO MAKE LEARN- ING A LITTLE EASIER AT COE-BROWN. Laura Palmer-renown feminine sports organizer and female physical health expert will work in collabora-

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CLASS PROPHECY (CONT.) tion with Miss Leone and Mr. Milligan on proposed HEALTH PROJECT. DONALD B I OXFORD-PROFESSOR OF FEMININE PSYCHOLOGY AND ART DIRECTOR SPECIALIZING IN FEMININE BEAUTY WANTS A MASTER RACE, STRICTLY FEMININE . AFTER ALL WHAT MAN DOESN'T? Donald Tasker-dean of the International Institute of technology and President of the Tasker sons maple Syrup Corporation, his work w'll be the foun- dation OF INDUSTRIAL AND ARCHITECTURAL DESIGNING AND THE DEVELOPMENT OF TRANSPORTATION FACILITIES. PAT BROWER-WINNER OF THE BICKFORD ACADEMY AWARD FOR HER UNSURPASSED SINGING ABILITY,WILL PROVIDE ENTER- TAINMENT IN THE COLONY. BETTY MAC CALLUM-PARISI AN DRESS DESIGNER AND NOTED CLOTHING CREATOR. SHE WILL WORK IN PARTNERSHIP WITH Mr. Bickford to develop efficiency, style,and safe- ty IN GARMENTS. Richard Holmes-Modern Toscanini composer ofthe col- ter concerto in A Flat, will assist miss BROWER IN ENTERTAINMENT. MARLENE BURKLANO-THE MODEL AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE WILL INVESTIGATE POSSIBILITIES FOR A MUCH HIGHER STAN- DARD OF HOME-LIFE. John Bateman-married and working for the W.P.A.; HE QUIT TO GO TO MARS TO GET A BETTER JOB, SUCH AS INSTALLING A NEW SEWERAGE SYSTEM. LORENA TWOMBLV-FIFTH AVENUE HAIR STYLIST AND CREA- TOR OF THE PETITE WHIFFLE FOR WOMEN. SHE WILL BE NEEDED ON MARS BECAUSE OF THE ODDNESS OF THE ATMOS- PHERE WHICH AFFECTS THE HAIR. DOROTHY WHYNOT-FORMER SECRETARY TO CHIEF JUSTICE MINER, HAS NOW TAKEN A GREAT INTEREST IN CHEWING... (GUM, THAT IS); SHE HOPES TO HAVE HER GUM STRETCH FROM MARS TO EARTH. DONALD FLEMMING-AMERICA'S MOST NOTED JOURNALIST will correspond with the interplanetary Affairs COMMITTEE. Alice hodgdon-has left her thriving tearoom on Bennett's Bridge to make a study of odd delicacies served on planet mars. Mal Tudor-noted engineer and lecturer will journey TO EXPOUND UPON HIS THEORIES OF CONSTRUCTING A SUPER- SONIC HIGHWAY BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS.