Cochranton High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Cochranton, PA)

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I .l.- fm - fp. 1. 1735.5 iiwwgq- P' ' l S L5.' May 22, 1980 ...... a historic day ...... a beautiful spring day, birds singing, buds budding, a glorious day ,..... the day on which 24 years ago, the Class of i956 was graduated ...... everything is what it will be like ...... except ...... YOU ARE THERE! Divorcee Joyce Evans Ames Brackin Kelly Davenport Kahn, without a thought of this anniversary is looking out her 22nd story 5th Avenue pent house considering the task before her...finding her sixth husband. While in the same city in New York Bay, at Ellis Island, racketeer Fred Sutton Wagner is waiting for his re-entrance papers after being deported to Upper Mongolia ten years ago. A little to the south in the Latin Quarter, Bubbles Woodford and Frenchie Kay Peterson, are resting from their nights' work at Pat Gams Wood's Burlesque Theater where they sell popcorn and stale Nestles bars, Just three blocks up, Bob BeeBee Brain Hamilton is reporting for work as bouncer at Hovis' Billy's Black 8- Blue Star. ln the Bowery, Carol Harvey is peddling RD X tablets to obese hobos. Out on Long Island, Judy McMinn Beam is being dressed by her maid Bridget Legnosky, for a visit to her psychiatrist, Robert Bickerstaft, M.D., B.S., Ph. D., X.Y.Z. Since her husband took up with another woman, Judy has been suffering from an acute case of delerium tremors. In Madison Square Garden, Leadpants Dickson and Georgous Georgia Schwartzbauer are being crowned King and Queen of Diamond Jane Klipple's Rodeo. Meanwhile in Pittsburgh, deep in the sub-sub-basement of the Grant Building, Ray Schroer is still, after 20 years, experimenting with a 58th variety he hopes to sell to the H. J. Heintz Co., still won't admit he's wrong. Colleen Beiter, 23 stories above is appearing on a telecast. She appears riding o camel on the Camel News Caravan and is forced to go without water for days at a time. At the Iris Hart Theater, opposite Child's Restaurant, Virginia Mayo Jacobs and Richard Powell Flickinger are rehearsing for the opening of Which End's Up written and directed by Cecil B. De Choffel. Diane Hoadley is hard at work as head brewmaster and chief bottle washer for the Duquesne Brewing Company. She has Bev Dahlin and Barb Danelak working iHici under her. In the Post-Gazette oftice Ken Peterson, Society Editor is writing his column on what Duchess Gladys Bell and her Duke, Earl Gray wore at Elsa Maxwell Hilliard's party last night. Arlene lrwin, a helicopter pilot for the Highway Patrol, iust lost her job, she took a short cut through the Liberty Tubes. C. A. Jackson and R. E. Smith are out on the town celebrating after successfully defending Louise Nimblefingers Norris before the Grand Jury this morning. After a two weeks vacation, Beverly Spence resumes her duties as head of the lost and found department at Gimble's. She was responsible for the safe return of June Peterson's million dollar diamond ring ifor her nose-anything to be ditferent.J Down the alley from Gimble's, Bell, Grinnel, and Karns have a finance company lon the shady side-of the alley, that isi. Their motto is You can leave it with us 'cause we'll get it anyhow. Elsewhere in the country--Ron Flash Hague is taking pictures on West Street for the magazine he's starting. He's calling the magazine... Hogue. Just outside Podunk, Georgia, 'Hacksaw Coon and Aunt Jamima DuPont are slicing sugar cured ham and flapping corn fritters in Mom Vanderhott's Hash House. Moonshine Patrick is wanted for ridge running in seven states ifive of which have no ridgesi and Thursday Harry and Jace Pearson Runkel are hot on his trail. Digger Reed, an undertaker, is laughing because Janet Free has iilted him. He knows she'll come back to him in the end. Smiley McNulty is in Chicago posing for Gleem toothpaste ads. His manager Sharpie Jewell, is slowly making him spend his fortune...he keeps knocking his teeth down his throat. Anna Euch is autogrciphing copies of her new book The Big Bay Window in front of Grandma Martin's Library for illiterates. Lt. Colonel Marion Rynd, WAC, R.A. O79632i, is stationed in Grubnek, Germany. Her iob is to snoopervise fraternization activities of our servicemen stationed there. Linda Shook Bennett is making last minute preparations with the help of her able secretary and assistant, LaRue Ferrier, to attend the Republican National Convention in Las Vegas where she is expected to be nominated for Vice president. Everything is as it will be ...... except ...... YOU WERE THEREI 22

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Patricia Allen Lawrence Anthony l Bruce Bauer Gary Cauvel Robert Corliss l Ruth Geiger Shirley Antill Norma Babbitt Brian Bunting, Janet Pete, Carol Stainbrook and Judy Coon. Delbert Bickel Marilyn Brunot Carl Buchanan Brian Bunting Gary Buzzo U Judy Coon Elaine Deeter Jean Dickson Larry Flickinger Jack Geddes Robert Gehres Janet George Clarence Gordon Barbara Greenlee Olive Grossman PGfI'iClCI Hanna 24