Cochran Junior High School - Yearbook (Johnstown, PA)

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COCHRAN AERIAL Then, with his mighty sword swung high, Bluebeard's wicked life was ended. Then all was well within the walls, And happiness did surely reign. The wedding bells did ring once more, Was not wicked Bluebeard slain? THORA PROCTOR. ..10l1 JOKES A young woman took down the receiver on a party line and dis- covered that the telephone was in use. I just put on a pan of beans for dinner, she heard one woman complacently informing another. l She hung up the receiver and waited. Three times she tried, and then, exasperated, she broke into the conversation: I Madam, I smell your beans burning, she announced crisply. A horrified sream greeted the remark, and the young woman was able to put in her call.-Exchange. T-111- A young criminal lawyer was always full of quips. . A few years ago I attended the funeral of a millionaire financier- fini of those high Hnanciersn whose low methods he loved to turn the ig t on. I arrived at the funeral a little late and took a seat beside him, and whispered, How far has the service gone? He nodded toward the clergyman in the pulpit, and whispered back tersely, Just opened for the defense. -Everybody's Magazine. . O. - A woman just can't keep a secret, he declared. Oh, I don't know, contradicted the fluttery lady. I've kept my age a secret ever since I was twenty-four. Yes, he replied, but one of these days you will give it away. In time you will just simply have to tell it. Well, she replied with confidence, I think that when a wornan has kept her secret for twenty years, she comes pretty near knowing how to keep it. -St. Louis Christian Advocate. . A11 Irish barrister spoke on behalf of his client whose cow had been killed by a train: If the train had been ru11 as it should have been ran, if the bell had been rung as it should have been rang, or if the whistle had been blown as it should have been blew, both of which they did neither, the cow would not have been injured when she was killed. l . - He was going home, and it was growing dark. His road from the station was a lonely one. Suddenly he suspected that a man behind was following him purposely. The faster he went, the faster the man followed until they came to a cemetery. Now, he said to himself, I'll find out if he's after me, and he entered the cemetery. The man followed him. He circled a grave, and his pursuer jogged after him. He ducked around a family vault. Still the man was after him. At last, he turned and faced the fellow. What do you want? What are you following me for? Well, sir, it's like this, said a small voice. Fm going up to Mr. Brown's house with a parcel, and the station agent told me if I fol- lowed you I should End the place, as you live 11ext door. Do you al- ways go home like this? Ceighty fivel

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