Coburn Classical Institute - Clarion Yearbook (Waterville, ME)

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CLASS WILL We the Class of 1957 of Coburn Classical Institute being of unsound mind and of weak body do hereby bequeath the following items Sherwood Kitchen leaves Marie under the care of Bill Bourassa Ernie Bratt leaves his love for Emily Dickenson to Ronnie Stoddard Collette Pelkey leaves her pronunciation of transatlantlque to John Smith Henri Poirier leaves his quiet nature to Charles Wilson Ray Clukey leaves his ability to do chemical experiments to Marco Sularle Dick Peters leaves his car to Bruce Lessard so he can get to school on time Sherman Hill Leaves' Don Trahan leaves h1s ability in Physics to Lorna Clark Mary Day leaves her pony tail to Sandra Caton Ed Gaunce leaves his irresistible charm for some people Lo anyone who needs it Signed sealed and considered unbreakable The Class of 1957 Mike Marcia leaves his review math book to Nancy Smiley.

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Donald lr ill ID Honor K roup Henri Poxrler Post f rddudte ' a 1 I 1 V ' 4 1 f . Post Graduate I r' A

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CLASS PROPHECY Upon the return from an earth enclrcllng trlp on the recently establlshed earth satelllte Moonbearn our observer frled the followlng report Followlng blast off we began our observatlons at the North Pole We were not surprlsed to see Mary Day workxng as a Hula dancer at a weather statlon She looked slxghtly blue Over Parls we came across Collette Pelkey who was worklng as a clothes deslgner for deep sea dlvers Sherwood Kltchen s farm was easy to dlstmgulsh IH Chma Malne be cause of the forest of o1l derrlcks Sherwood has made a fortune ln o1l and has purchased the moon to mme uranlum We flew over a wlerd looklng buxldlng on an lsland ln the South PaC1flC We later learned that thls was the wmter home of Erme Bratt He comes here when he IS not deslgnlng radlator caps for Model T Fords Durlng the fllght over the dense jungles of Afrlca we observed a small clearmg Th1S was Henrl Po1r1er s school where he teaches Greek to the natlves Over the Sahara Desert we notlced an object which seemed to Jump up and down On closer observatxon we dlscovered It to be Ray Clukey who was cxrcumnavlgatlng the globe on a pogo suck We found Mlke Marcla teachmg a g1rl gym class at Oxford H1s hfe long amb1t1on was fulfilled Whlle t13V6lll'lg over the Western Unlted States we were startled to dlscover a huge hole ln the ground larger than the Grand Canyon It was the former slte of Ed Gaunce s experlmehtal laboratory whlch exploded wlth great force Unfortunately Mr Gaunce was not present at the tlme He IS now attemptmg to develop a chemlcal whlch w1ll make chlckens lay square eggs Drck Peters could not be seen from our observatlon polnt because he has become an undercover agent spylng on General Motors for Chrysler Corporatlon Donald Trahan has ralsed a large brood of kldS and stlll l1ves ln Watervllle As we came to the end of our fllght we came upon the last of the class of 57 Sherman H111 who has wrltten that best selllng book How to RHISC Abalone ln your Bathtub for Fun and Profit U4 Inf ' ' 7 , . ' - L.. - 9 . . . . . . . . Q, . . . . . 1 . ., . . . , - ' . , . . - 9 v - as ' ' H ' if sh. vu, ,QI - 1' 's ,Y 'bl Q . l .Si1'r.f'! . X 1 K