Coalinga High School - Petrolia Yearbook (Coalinga, CA)

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A B C D E F G H I J K L ALPHABET SENIORS is for Anxolabe, For noise and for fung is for Bill, For work never done. is for Crum, A real modern girl, is for Devine, A gem and a pearl. is for Elladean, And Hayes is the name, is for F raysher, He,ll rise to great fame. is for Gilbert, The devil's his pal, is for Hull, A red-headed gal. is for Imy, A dear butterballg is for Jack, For roughhouse and all. is for Kenneth, Hey, SWede's the nicknameg is for Lander And hc'll stay the same. M is for Mary, Or Minnie the Mouseg N is for Null, As big as a house. O is for Oyster, Who's nobody's snail, P is for Powers, And right on his tail. Q is for someone, Who just never wasg R is for Rothe's Continuous buzz. S is for Snitz, A good pal of Sumpfg T is for Terry, Who can take a bump U stands for useless, Does that mean us all? V is for Vernal, Hale he is called. W is for Whitener, Who tickles those keys X is for anything, Maybe a sneeze. Y is for nothing, For nothing it beg Z is for Zella, Who's swell they tell me

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A PCHJUNNY PHABLE Once a pun a time WINSLOW rivers wended their way fre-HEALEY past the BOWERY and through the many LITTLE VIOLETTE MEDO-s, there lived an old SMITH-y who DOUGLAS for a living. Now SMITH-y had a CRUM-my daughter who used to CARTER self away Qwhen not CLARK- ing in the department store and her work was DUNNJ to feet the ROBINS- ON the fence of her little I-IOUSEQDORFJ. She was really ABELL of the village in the sole fact that she could COOK. She had a GORD-ON her neck, a BLACKBURN on her left cheek a CRUMP-y shape, a DIAMOND-built curve, RUBY lips, and a TERRY-able smile. Briefly, we can ERNST-ly sa- HAYE she was anyhing short of DEVINE. One afternoon she told her father: My boy friend DAVIS CUMMIN to C-HULL on me. SUMPF-un, eh, Pop? However, the old MEINZER who did not like to have those particular b-OYSTER call on his daughter thought of a plan. He HOLLOW-d-WAY down to the cross RHOADES where DAVE was KUMMIN toward the cottage: I would ROTHE-r see him in the MOR- GAN dead than with my daughter be-GOSS I hate him. Nobody will ever LANDER for his wife nor will she LOOMER pretty head for any man. So with all his muscular POWERS, he dug a mud PURTLE in front of the house and filled it with WI-IITENER to paint the poor fellow's body in such a man- ner that even a TAYLOR couldn't e-RESER with a ZELLA-phane scraper. Now comes the tragic part. But I-IALE, the weak old fellow slipped and fell into his own trap, sinking PELLOW his waist into MOORE mud than there is in river beds. The H-AYERS on his forehead DREW themselves into more tiny knots than you CONN think of. ' Mr. ANXOLABE, the undertaker, came and BOROFF the poor old fel- low and he has GIB-en a decent burial in CHELENSKY Memorial Park. The Death-NULL had run for the ancient gentleman. It SNYDER time to quit now, but what about our two love-birds? DRUMMOND their way through life, they have Hnally settled in a small HICKQSQ town of VIRGINIA, to STEWART life anew. AMEN. Copyright 1936 by Sumpf-Snyder Punners Syndicate

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Name Nick Name Robert Abell George Anxolabe Dick Ayers Bertha Blackburn 501115 Bordagaray Earl Boroff Clarence Bowery Johnnie Carter Charles Collins Josephine Chelensky Willodean Clark Robert Conn Imogene Cook june Crum Jeanette Crump Grace Cummins Mary Davis Vida DeVine Esther Diamond Bill Douglas Howard Drew Daryl Drummond Gilbert' Dunn Maude Epperson Jack Fraysher Ruby Gentry Claudia Gorden Vernal Hale Osbert Hausdorf Elladean Hays Dwight Healey Idus Hicks James Holloway Goldie Hull Joyce Johnson Thelma Keyser Louise Kummin Bob Snorgie Dick Berthie Borflag Sister Bowery Daisy Charlie Iosie Willie Boh I in y Honey Cru nz p C u nz inin g Minnie Gracie Glitter Billy 1 o y Sully Dizz Gih Mauzl ie jackie I e wel Claucla M useles Ossie Far in er Napoleon Indus IIHHIIIC' Rell Tiny Thelin Louie Characteristic Bashful Noisy Leader Wlondering Eyes Giggling Quietness Easy Going Ambitious Industrious Pep Neat Dresser Shortness Dependability Unruiiled Casualness Flirting Blue Eyes Talkativeness Showing Off Sleepy Chatteristic Carefree Steadiness Smile Height Swell Studious Alone Getting Along So Quiet Good Natured Freckles Red Hair Boldness Loving Making excuses Expression Yes maui Wfhereis Gih? Pull ouer to the curb My gosh! Gracious Tee hee Aw gee Sun Miller Aw Nuts Thanks a lot Who says? Huh! Have you heard this No Where's Bertha? How are you? Golly Bum! Yeah! I s'pose so Goin' to Taft Yes main Aahl Sun Snorgie I alon't either Got your homework? Donald Sez you Hi Sure I zlifl not Now let's see Aw you're crazy That wasn't me H ey Tilly I Frank I left it home. one?