Coalinga High School - Petrolia Yearbook (Coalinga, CA)

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'CLASS WILLS We, the graduating Senior Class of the Coalinga Union High School, in the year of our Lord 1936 A. D. Qafter darkj known to possess no mental defects or deformi- ties, do hereby make the following bequests: I, Robert Abell, will my place on the Stage Crew to anyone who doesn't mind being bawled out. I, George Anxolabe, bequeath my calmness, bashfulness, and ability to stay out of the of- fice to Richard Chedester. I, Dick Ayers, bestow my ability to kick field goals and extra points to Hilton Frank. You had better practice more than I did, Hilton. I, Bertha Blackburn, will my Junior Boy Friend to same unsuspecting sophomore. I, John Bordagaray, hereby bequeath my football suit to my brother, Erny. I, Earl Boroff, bestow my favorite parking place in Avenal to Bob DeWolfe. I, Clarence Bowery, will my place as Stage Crew Manager to somebody who loves to work. I, Johnny Carter, bequeath my position as the only fire-woman in our school to that little blonde Junior, Fern Kent. I, Charles Collins, hereby will my scientific nature in chemistry to some dull junior. I, Josephine Chelensky, bestow my chemistry grades to any diligent junior. I, Willodean Clark, gladly will my knowledge in biology to Carolyn Denny. I, Robert Conn, bestow upon any strong-willed junior my many nicknames, which have caused me many sleepless nights. I, Imogene Cook, hereby will my form divine to Yvonne I-Iay. I, June Crum, temporarily insane from too much work, will my pull with the Pe- trolia Adviser to Bill Ayers. He doesn't know how much he will need it next year. I, too, was her child wonder once. I, Jeanette Crump, willingly bequeath my Winsome ways to Peggy Lahargue. I, Grace Cummins, will my come-hither personality to the long list of heart-broken swains I leave behind. I, Mary Davis, bestow all my loyal suiters to Selma Berman. The struggle has been long and hard, and hcre's hoping for your success. .. , . , I, Vida Devine, bequeath .my come-hither? .blue eyes 'to Mary Jeffers. .. . I, Esther Diamond, will my power to act innocent to Caroline Denny. 'She needs it. I, Bill Douglas, gladl.y.give my bass fiddle to anybody who thinks he can pound it as much as I did and get away with it. I, Howard Drew, will-my short legs to Bill Hoffman. I, Daryl Drummond, joyously bequeath my solemn nature touthat unruly boy named Charles Peterson. su, ' - .

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Occupation Looking for Betty Playing piano Holding stag line Studying Procrastinate Parking Riding the bus Watching and Waiting Talking about Frankie Smiling Wasting time Saying little Chopping wood Coalinga teacher Seeking dates Studying Acting tough Pleasant Studying Tickling June Arguing Drawing Being with Johnnie Playing piano Passing Punning Doing nothing Waiting Being happy Picking athletes Going to movie Driving Flirt Dancing Dancing the Paul Jones Asking questions Hope Find Betty Piano teacher Broker English teacher Draftsman Be a baseball player Typing champ Artist Frankie's one and only Window box weeder Authoress Stenographer Logger Schrol superintendent Get a date Chemist To be tough Teacher i3anker's .wife Barber Hero Artist Nurse Ladies' man Football star Punster Air hostess Have a harem Pianist Private secretary Aviatrix Forest rangeress Musician Dancer To be a Mrs. Hotel Hostess Fate He did find her Waitress Sheik Flap-jack mixer Diletante Vagabond Comedienne Bathing beauty Old maid Econ. teacher Mountain climber Austin dealer Crooner Bum He did Dog catcher Anything but tough Sailors Wife Seamstress School trustee Brigham Young II Tight rope walker Gold digger Bachelor Bench warmer Gfgarbagej man Grave digger Hermit Always swell Stamp licker 6 feet under Evangelist Hula dancer Jockey Flapper Cigarette girl

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CLASS WILLS I, Gilbert Dunn, will my yell leading ability to Sewell Peck. I, Maude Epperson, will my school-girl complexion to Harriet Keyser, provided she buys it at my drug store. I, Jack Fraysher, will my ability to make E grades in U. S. History to some poor un- suspecting junior. I, Ruby Gentry, will my ability to have my name in the Derrick to someone a little more fortunate. 1, Claudia Gorden, will my position of typist on the Derrick Staff to some unfortunate journalist. I, Vernal Hale, will my position as Assistant Stage Crew Manager to anyone who thinks he can take it. I, Osbert Hausdorf, will my natural ability with the women to Efton Kelley. I, Elladean Hays, will my conversational ability to Selma Berman. I, Idus Hicks, will my long legs to John McCollum. I, Jim Holloway, will my red hair to Jerry Young. I, Goldie Hull, shove my natural curly hair to 'XVinnie McDowell. I, Joyce Johnson, will my personality to any other two girls. I, Thelma Keyser, will my ability to chew gum in biology to my sister Harriet. I, Louise Kummins, give my athletic ability to Nellie Mabrey. I, Richard Lander, will my steady to some freshman. I, George Lawrence, gladly will my HCCCl111I21LlC,, to my cousin Bill. I, Dorothy Loomer, will my swimming ability to Jack Chamberlain. I am hoping that he will rescue some fair damsel. 1, John Little, will my physics book to some junior who wants a workout. I, Ethel Macomber, will my silly laugh to my sober sister Edith. May she use it well. I, Howard Martin, will my ability in drafting to some future engineer. I, Kenneth Martin, shove my sweetie to Richard Chedester. I, Elsie Martin, will my ability to sing to Marie Leahy. I, Zella Maxon, will my good understanding ffeetj to Erundina Ruiz. I, Virginia McNeil, will my fickle ways to Mary Lou Abshier. I, Arthur Medo, will my Winsome ways to Allan Smith. I I, Mary Meinzer, will my position as truck driver for my dad's bakery to Zennie Horne- buckle. I, Annie Moore, will my brown eyes to Myrtle Honsal, providing she curls the lashes every morning. ' I, Ellsworth Null, will my position in football for 1936 to Harold Koehler.