Coalinga High School - Petrolia Yearbook (Coalinga, CA)

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Page Seventyfour Q i Dorothy Tune will get married too soon, So she'll get a divorce and get on a horse, And ride 'till she reaches the moon. Evelyn Hamilton, you shall be, A secretary, is what l forsee. Louise Young will be married, yes, But to whom? Can anyone make a guess? Henry Ford's nephew, a millionaire, I Then she can go around with her nose in the air. A baby farm in old Vermont, Will Hazel Powelson keep. And she will hire Selma Hines, To fan them in their sleep. The Anderson Ayres Corporation, Is the greatest in all the nation. So great it seems, in fact, That Congress is in the act of dissolving the whole operation. Dale Prior shall be a sailor at sea, ln Mabrey's ship, The Daisey. As a sailor, he's good, in a ship made of wood, But iron one's set him quite crazy. The highlights of boxing professions, l Are given in boxing lessons, By Crippen, Smith and Lewis, Who personally give them to us. Q Helen Whitney, will take her jitney, And see our wonders grand. But on her way back, in the midst of the pack, She'll see Jacoby's band. l'll tell you a story Edwin Cory, And now my story's begun. l'll tell you another about his brother, And now my story's done. Chrisman and Hansen, in a side show we'll see. One thin and one fat, it seems they will be. The Potato baron is Joe Cattell, I fear he handles business too well. This explains, of course, the potatoes high cost, He can't get a profit if he sells at a loss. A Baptist preacher will Harrison be. Charging the people but small fee. Teaching the Bible to young and old, And making all as good as gold. .-,- , . N , -f i D

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,A ,ola That villain Oscar Cook Turns out to be a crook, And steals the heroine's pearls, In the book Society Girls, Which by Eileen Lucas was written, The world honored author of Smitten. Velma Evans, oh, good heavens! What is the future for you? The stars are dim, we cannot fortell, But hope for you, all will be well. Helen Dallas, have you heard the name? Will be an aviatrix of quite some fame, into the sky so high she'll fly, And loop the loop to the field of rye. Mittnacht and Louden will have a battle, Over the settlement of some cattle. But Buckely will rush in, in the midst of And kill them with her professional grin. Ina Knowles and Elizabeth King, Think to get married is just the thing, So one will marry a banker high, And the other just a regular guy. Floyd Howe a lawyer will be And win many a case for you and me. A housewife kind, will Miss Owens be, Living down in New Jersey. An artist rare will Miss Hendrickson be, Painting her pictures in Gay Paree. Buying her clothes of Bordagaree, And eating the victuals of Miss Henry. Francis Slocombe will, they say, Be the St. Louis hopper of the day. Page Seventy-three W the din, But foundations do quake, when his feet he doth shake, So I'm gonna get out of the way. ln partnership with Hendrickson will Margaret Hanley be, 'Tho one shall live in the U. S. A., And the other across the sea. In acentury and a year, 'Tis sad but true, I fear, That Mildred Thompson, our vamp, Will make wigs by candle lamp. -Wi...

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