Coalinga High School - Petrolia Yearbook (Coalinga, CA)

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,A ,ola That villain Oscar Cook Turns out to be a crook, And steals the heroine's pearls, In the book Society Girls, Which by Eileen Lucas was written, The world honored author of Smitten. Velma Evans, oh, good heavens! What is the future for you? The stars are dim, we cannot fortell, But hope for you, all will be well. Helen Dallas, have you heard the name? Will be an aviatrix of quite some fame, into the sky so high she'll fly, And loop the loop to the field of rye. Mittnacht and Louden will have a battle, Over the settlement of some cattle. But Buckely will rush in, in the midst of And kill them with her professional grin. Ina Knowles and Elizabeth King, Think to get married is just the thing, So one will marry a banker high, And the other just a regular guy. Floyd Howe a lawyer will be And win many a case for you and me. A housewife kind, will Miss Owens be, Living down in New Jersey. An artist rare will Miss Hendrickson be, Painting her pictures in Gay Paree. Buying her clothes of Bordagaree, And eating the victuals of Miss Henry. Francis Slocombe will, they say, Be the St. Louis hopper of the day. Page Seventy-three W the din, But foundations do quake, when his feet he doth shake, So I'm gonna get out of the way. ln partnership with Hendrickson will Margaret Hanley be, 'Tho one shall live in the U. S. A., And the other across the sea. In acentury and a year, 'Tis sad but true, I fear, That Mildred Thompson, our vamp, Will make wigs by candle lamp. -Wi...

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Page Seventy-two .P I. , I I L. 49 BY- f . B ld -. nhl 'B-nr .' ' i.. - .U-' 1 Ml. . Mable Myers never tires of burning the midnight oil A scholar she'll'be, Is what I forsee, If she keeps up the earnest toil. . Helen and Alyce shall be renowned . One a typist, the other crowned. Hamilton, Glenn, and the Prince of Wales ' Will be two very lucky males. I 9 Berg and Bracken will partners be, . li ,1 5 On the great wide ocean and silvery sea. r i One a captain, the other a salt, 3 A 4 In neither will anyone find a fault. l Peggy Buckley quite unluckily, Will be a Doctor of some -renown. She will kill off people in agreat upheaval. L , J .J I' And think she's the best in the town. in An undertaker will Switzer be, , -gi In partnership with Buckley. , l Lee Symonds will cut the diamonds, ' . For Mademoiselle Ruberts to wear. I Some adorning her fingers. And others, her lustrous hair. - . l ia-L Alice Chappell, 'tis hard to tell, What you may be or do. Methinks ' tis wise to compromise, And only marry a few. Skinny Moore will skinny be, When Buckley uses her T.N.T. The Switzer will have a job, you see. Charles Dale, of the new air mail, Shall run between Alcalde and Yale. , Ruby's going to Georgia with a Pansie in her hand Making much more noise than lacoby's brass She'll take the horde, in her little tin Ford. Waydown to Georgia. ' Q Joe Fraites in the opera we-'ll see, Charging society an enormous fee, To hear his vcice so big and strong, For he doth sing the right notes wrong. .-li Pl . . I i Ruthie Geer, will be Isee, ' 4 A poet of quite a high degree Of her passionate poems there will be manv And for each she Il get a large bright penny i band 'Q II: ' , ...JL , ' . -' qi, 1 .

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Page Seventyfour Q i Dorothy Tune will get married too soon, So she'll get a divorce and get on a horse, And ride 'till she reaches the moon. Evelyn Hamilton, you shall be, A secretary, is what l forsee. Louise Young will be married, yes, But to whom? Can anyone make a guess? Henry Ford's nephew, a millionaire, I Then she can go around with her nose in the air. A baby farm in old Vermont, Will Hazel Powelson keep. And she will hire Selma Hines, To fan them in their sleep. The Anderson Ayres Corporation, Is the greatest in all the nation. So great it seems, in fact, That Congress is in the act of dissolving the whole operation. Dale Prior shall be a sailor at sea, ln Mabrey's ship, The Daisey. As a sailor, he's good, in a ship made of wood, But iron one's set him quite crazy. The highlights of boxing professions, l Are given in boxing lessons, By Crippen, Smith and Lewis, Who personally give them to us. Q Helen Whitney, will take her jitney, And see our wonders grand. But on her way back, in the midst of the pack, She'll see Jacoby's band. l'll tell you a story Edwin Cory, And now my story's begun. l'll tell you another about his brother, And now my story's done. Chrisman and Hansen, in a side show we'll see. One thin and one fat, it seems they will be. The Potato baron is Joe Cattell, I fear he handles business too well. This explains, of course, the potatoes high cost, He can't get a profit if he sells at a loss. A Baptist preacher will Harrison be. Charging the people but small fee. Teaching the Bible to young and old, And making all as good as gold. .-,- , . N , -f i D